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Brianna Walker Wu / John Walker Flynt General Thread

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What is your favorite John?

  1. "Political Sperg" John

    96 vote(s)
    6.2%
  2. "Totally a Game Developer" John

    149 vote(s)
    9.6%
  3. "Passive-Aggressive Shithead" John

    38 vote(s)
    2.4%
  4. "Expert in Everything, Competent in None" John

    286 vote(s)
    18.4%
  5. "I'm Totally Not a Tranny, Seriously You Guys" John

    206 vote(s)
    13.3%
  6. "Master Chef" John

    18 vote(s)
    1.2%
  7. "Victim of Everything" John

    65 vote(s)
    4.2%
  8. "Guilty of Everything Gamergate Complains About" John

    76 vote(s)
    4.9%
  9. "Pre-Gender Identity Crisis" John

    35 vote(s)
    2.3%
  10. I ORDERED A FUCKING PIZZA

    341 vote(s)
    22.0%
  11. Moon Rocks Wu

    243 vote(s)
    15.6%
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  1. Poor old Warren. He was the only person who had the slightest interest in working for her, and she shits on him because her lazy ass couldn't put together even the basic strategy of a campaign. I wonder if we're going to see consulting fees in the new FEC filing, Wu certainly could use someone telling her what to do because she's been absolutely clueless so far.

    Wu keeps talking like she's actually an entrepreneur. She's never worked in a startup environment. Giant Spacekat wasn't a startup, it was a vanity project. There was no proper schedule, no need of one because the money would continue to flow while Frank was employed. Wu fucked around hiring rank amateurs to produce Socially Unconscious Version 5 or whatever she's up to, it was terrible and sold incredibly poorly.

    Talking like she's some marketing genius is belied the tides of red ink associated with every Wu endeavour.
     
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  2. "Tech startups know that mistakes were inevitable..."

    By Jove, I think he's got it! The perfect campaign slogan and marketing tagline!

    Revolution 60: Mistakes Were Inevitable

    John's Dick: Mistakes Were Inevitable

    Brianna Wu: Vote For Me Because Mistakes Are Inevitable
     
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  3. "There's not enough time in an election"?? This sand-nigger threw his hat in the ring before the 2016 election winners were even sworn in. How much more time does he need?
     
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  4. Doesn't matter how much time you give Wu, she's always going to do her homework the night before it's due.
    Speaking of which, where's the FEC report, John?
     
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  5. If there's one thing his life makes absolutely clear, it's that John ain't never done his damned homework -- metaphorical or literal -- not the night before or any other time.
     
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  6. I’m amazed Wu hasn’t gone full on Chavista to try and mimick that Puerto Rican chick in New York. You just know it’s coming. Anything an actual woman can do Wu can do better! Just watch Wu!
     
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  8. Fake Twitter followers, the great moral abomination of our time.

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  9. What's Johnny's follower to like ratio again?
     
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  10. Before or after she started promoting every single meaningless tweet?
    I'd laugh if Wu's follower count dropped by half overnight.
     
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  11. It's always been horrendous once you remove the outlier tweets where he either paid to get them featured or his pals pushed it all over their blogs.

    Twitter Audit isn't perfect, but you can see Brianna's here. John's fake follower count has increased since the last time I checked his stats but, for the most part, his followers are real. That should make his pathetic like ratio even more embarrassing because it suggests that either his followers have him muted (which people have admitted to) or they just don't give a shit about his activity.
     
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  12. I like how he calls out "D-list right wingers" as if he's not a D-list left winger.
     
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  13. It's almost as important as plastic straws and whether some vidya character is a tranny.
     
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  14. I have to sperg about this a little bit. Those are actually really bad seats, and only someone who doesn't really go to baseball games would think they're good.

    If you're close to the field, you want seats either on the 1st or 3rd base sides, ideally behind the dugout of whichever team you're pulling for. This gives you a great overview of the entire infield, while also being able to watch the pitcher/batter duel unobstructed because you have a side view and can see both the pitcher and batter clearly.

    Alternately, if your goal at the game isn't so much the baseball, but rather the ambiance, the crazy fans, chatting with warmup pitchers, etc, then you might try to get a seat in the outfield. Center field positions are usually bad (depends on the park, really), but left/right field are usually really fun and there's a lot of drinking and partying going on out there.

    But no matter WHAT you're trying to do, sitting directly behind home plate is probably the worst place for it. Those are objectively bad seats.
     
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  15. Anyone who intentionally buys the very pricey seats behind the home plate netting is not a serious baseball fan and is wasting money.

    Sounds like the Wu's to me.
     
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  16. Frank: "Which seats should we get, honey?"

    Bri: "Just buy the most expensive ones. Those have to be the best - and even if they're not, at least I get to let everyone know we have the priciest seats!"
     
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  17. The only advantage to the lower deck behind-home-plate seats is that you have a higher chance of being seen on TV (for the half-dozen people who watch regular season baseball on TV, or I guess for a split-second on Sportscenter maybe), which would definitely explain why Brianna shelled out for them.
     
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  18. Too bad in your eyes any battle that may get you one second-glance on twitter is one you will fight to the death.

    And do we even need to mention Gamergate? I know you "fought the alt-right and won"... but did that battle really need fighting? It wasn't even about you, you just took it over to shill your shitty failed game. And hell, you "won" a ton of undeserved attention. So if fighting literally every battle and hoping one sticks is your strategy, what is a battle that "doesn't matter?"

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  19. "It’s better to do one thing well than ten things badly."

    First paragraph of Galactichunter webpage on bootleg Star Wars action figures.

    Plagiarist John strikes again.

    You'd think that, as a candidate for the House of Representatives, he might lift the occasional quote from Democracy in America or The Federalist Papers.
     
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  20. Or plagiarize Neil Kinnock like Joe Biden.
     
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