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Brianna Walker Wu / John Walker Flynt General Thread

Discussion in 'Brianna Wu' started by Jaimas, Aug 21, 2016.

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@Smutley

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What is your favorite John?

  1. "Political Sperg" John

    97 vote(s)
    6.1%
  2. "Totally a Game Developer" John

    151 vote(s)
    9.6%
  3. "Passive-Aggressive Shithead" John

    38 vote(s)
    2.4%
  4. "Expert in Everything, Competent in None" John

    288 vote(s)
    18.2%
  5. "I'm Totally Not a Tranny, Seriously You Guys" John

    208 vote(s)
    13.2%
  6. "Master Chef" John

    19 vote(s)
    1.2%
  7. "Victim of Everything" John

    69 vote(s)
    4.4%
  8. "Guilty of Everything Gamergate Complains About" John

    76 vote(s)
    4.8%
  9. "Pre-Gender Identity Crisis" John

    37 vote(s)
    2.3%
  10. I ORDERED A FUCKING PIZZA

    345 vote(s)
    21.8%
  11. Moon Rocks Wu

    251 vote(s)
    15.9%
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  1. No, you generally can't just take a car back and say "nevermind." Maybe Frank's contract skills found a way but I seriously doubt it.

    But a "custom order" just means they installed a specific set of "extra features." It's the same shit, they have a lot of the most common combinations pre-build and they just ship them to you. You could sell it to a used car dealer and if you aren't trading for another car they will give you like 1/3 to 1/2 of what they would sell it at. Maybe you find somebody else who wants a "ALMOST NEW" and are willing to pay 3/4 of the price for example. That's all better than a full loss, or having to tighten the purse strings to much in other areas. Frank probably talked to a financial provider and got a little bit of sense talked into him.


    A title does show up in public record, so if someone were willing and had her social ( note I am NOT advocating this, it may be illegal ) they could run a background check and find out. Without her social could probably call up the local mva / dmv or courthouse or whatever (I don't know how their state works) and query for titles held by Brianna and Frank Wu.

    Within a few weeks it would show transferred (or not reported) if had to sell it, or a "total loss" if she filed the paperwork to collect on an accident. But nothing indicates there was any accident, at least not a major one. My crystal ball says that Brianna overspent Frank's dime and he didn't know, he probably believed the bullshit prices she quotes on twitter. And Frank found out and lashed out. Brianna just held her ghoulish giant arm out and pressed against his forehead, and no matter how much he punched at the air or tried to run forward he could not reach Brianna. Being a troll comes in handy sometimes with domestic disputes.
     
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    #37181 Dimethyl Ketone, Aug 9, 2018
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  2. Or Frank got a few quotes for the cost of liability insurance on a $100,000 sports car driven by a 41-year-old unemployed "woman" with a recently reported collision claim.
     
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    Dr. Merkwurdichliebe

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  3. Then why are you still here you jagoff

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    So the government should prevent corporations from privatising space because moon rocks but the government can't go into space either because moon rocks. Alright John.

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  4. "If Trump militarizes space with this "Space Force," we will be breaking the 2006 Space Preservation Treaty, which every other major country in the world signed."

    How can you break a treaty that you didn't sign? Imbecile.
     
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    #37184 Dr. Merkwurdichliebe, Aug 9, 2018
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  5. Brianna “moon rocks” Wu
     
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  6. Soooo is there still a campaign going on or did John forget again?
     
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    LordKaT

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  7. Today, on Short Attention Span Canidate, Brianna Wu answers that question with: "Do you think Team Rocket is just a podcast or... would rocks dropped from the moon explode my Porsche? Did I mention I have a Porsche? I'm a pretty badass tech grrrrl, I bet."
     
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  8. Thank you John for reaching out to your potential constituents in District 8. Orange County is in MA, right?

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  9. NK:
    >can barely get a rocket over Japan
    >is on the brink of deploying orbital weapons platforms
     
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    Particle Bored

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    Wu should update the official site with campaign activity in the last 5 months like....
     
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  11. The house Frank and John are currently renting doesn't even have a covered carport/garage. I can't wait to see what kind of a number the winter snow does on his Porsches.
     
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    millais

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  12. John isn't any of those things. I guess he blew his load with those lies back in March.
     
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    AnOminous

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  13. I thought it did - weren't the most recent set of "dog dungeon" pictures in a garage?
    Of course that room was completely stuffed to the gills with junk so it's somewhat of a moot point.
     
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  14. The photos of the dog dungeon were taken in the basement
     
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  15. You can return a leased vehicle early but there will be a break clause usually making you pay off half the cost, or the difference between the residual value of the car and remaining value of the lease, or something like that. Dunno about the US but in Europe (and Aus) if you get a car with finance from the dealer it is usually a form of lease because they don't want to secure the loan on a depreciating asset like a car, so the car remains their property till you pay it off and you agree to make them whole if the value of the car drops below what you owe on it. If you get a bank loan or unsecured loan then you might own the car outright but owe money to whoever lent it to you, so even if you sell it you can't get away from the loan.

    Also, you can always "return" a car with finance owing on it: just stop paying the payments and they'll even come and pick it up!
     
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    What the actual fuck. So Wu thinks North Korea could never build an ICBM that only goes out of the atmosphere on a short suborbital flight but they can build orbital weaponry?
    In what possible universe does that make any sense?
     
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  17. The answer is obvious:
    MOON ROCKS! Literally everybody can crawl up the moon and huck rocks at us! I read about it in Heinlien book when I was a female Space Camp commander! NASA save us.
     
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  18. lol I'm sure your dumbass will nonetheless figure out some way to not be registered to vote in your own election.

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    That's interesting John, word on the street is that an agrarian Maori community has done exactly that...

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  19. It IS strange that Wu hasn't bragged about his new, $100,000, custom, Porsche since the first flurry of tweets when he got it. It's not like anyone can say that he's sly enough to not do stupid shit like that while running for congressman-thing. Having to go from a new 100k car to a 20 year old 8k car would be great, it would be the AudiTT("a very classic sportscar"/"the car from hell") all over again.

    Although he's posted some clumsy humble-brags lately that looks to be from a new car, like when he twittered that he had listened to BBC and posted a photo of some OLED center console showing the BBC logo next to a new leather interior and LED lit speedometer.
    Maybe he actually toned it down?

    And what happened to the middle porsche, the one that cost 45k and immediately got backed into a bollard?
     
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