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Brianna Walker Wu / John Walker Flynt General Thread

Discussion in 'Brianna Wu' started by Jaimas, Aug 21, 2016.

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What is your favorite John?

  1. "Political Sperg" John

    95 vote(s)
    6.2%
  2. "Totally a Game Developer" John

    148 vote(s)
    9.7%
  3. "Passive-Aggressive Shithead" John

    38 vote(s)
    2.5%
  4. "Expert in Everything, Competent in None" John

    280 vote(s)
    18.3%
  5. "I'm Totally Not a Tranny, Seriously You Guys" John

    201 vote(s)
    13.2%
  6. "Master Chef" John

    16 vote(s)
    1.0%
  7. "Victim of Everything" John

    64 vote(s)
    4.2%
  8. "Guilty of Everything Gamergate Complains About" John

    74 vote(s)
    4.8%
  9. "Pre-Gender Identity Crisis" John

    35 vote(s)
    2.3%
  10. I ORDERED A FUCKING PIZZA

    337 vote(s)
    22.1%
  11. Moon Rocks Wu

    240 vote(s)
    15.7%
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  1. John can't install AirPlay. But can examine hardware and determine whether it's been compromised or not. Fuckin' ninja.

    Hey, does that curling iron cure male pattern balding? If it does, it's totally worth the $500.
     
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  2. John always ruins his false narratives by inserting ludicrous details. Considering how this asshole treated his employees, it's impossible to believe that he has ever tipped anyone.
     
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    Dr. Merkwurdichliebe

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  3. He should just invest in wigs at this point. He's going to be getting diminishing returns out of his gradually vanishing natural hair.
     
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    millais

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  4. Y'know, it's funny how much Wu hates Trump...and yet so many parallels can be drawn between them.
     
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    Optimus Prime

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  5. Dyson is one of those companies that markets mediocre gadgets to idiots with disposable income.

    Which would describe John but he’s just blowing Frank’s retirement.
     
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  6. Yep every time Frank hears "Hey, I've got a great idea to save money..." he loses at least a few hundred bucks.
    - Hey Frank! I have a great idea to save money. I need to buy a car but instead of buying some silly brand new Honda sedan that will last for at least ten years and a couple hundred thousand miles, I should buy a broken-down sports car that needs thousands of dollars of repairs and will probably end up as scrap within a year!
    - Hey Frank! You know how I spend $70 each week to look this awesome? For only $500 I can buy this thing that I can use myself that I'll never use!
    - Hey Frank! You know how I spend so much time playing and losing games? Well, time is money, so I need about $200 to buy extra power points and win the game this week!
    - Hey Frank! You know how much we spent on that failure of a company I ran into the ground? Well instead of doing that again, how about we just con your friends into 'donating' to my fake campaign for (wait a second this one actually kinda worked).
     
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  7. The Bloomberg reporters sat on the story for almost 3 years until his Three-Letter sources told him the game was up and the chinese knew they'd been found out, and to run with it.
    If they say Apple is compromised, I'm going to take their word for it and require proof that they aren't hacked.
     
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    Ghostse

    Ghostse Former Waffle SS

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  8. "Conversion therapy can be very painful. I tried to convert my penis into a vagina! Even though I was born a woman. Vote Wu"
     
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    Strine

    Strine Give me the bones!
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  9. No, I believe Wu tips, it's just I highly doubt he's ever tipped anyone more than a dollar. This is the same person who talks politics all day and wants us to be so concerned about the issues yet has never donated more than 25 dollars to any campaign or referendum. Except his own of course.
     
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  10. Professional adults.

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    :trump:

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    LordKaT

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  11. I want to see Clinton as the candidate for the DNC tbh. Hopefully she isn't dead by then. I want a repeat of 2016.
     
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    vertexwindi

    vertexwindi Diddy does it for free
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  12. If previous performance is anything to go by, chances are she'll drop dead on the campaign trail this time. This entire website would explode as every thread goes into overdrive and salt poisoning.
     
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    Mola Ram

    Mola Ram Self Righteous Ego Bastard Asshole

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  13. I wouldn't mind Bernie (again if he's also not dead) just to see Brianna being forced to support an old white guy.
     
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    Solzhenitsyn

    Solzhenitsyn me in the middle
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  14. Thanks Joe, your support in 2020 will be very much appreciated!

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    o-oh

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  15. "So glad I can count on you for your vote, Joe. Not sure quite how it works, but you just have to fill out a form to be able to vote in MA, right? Voting is hard!" - John, aka Political Wonk Barbie
     
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  16. Based on his posting history John's biggest plank in his platform for 2020 is the price of women's haircuts. It's a bold strategy, we'll see if it pays off for him.
     
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  17. You're not a public figure, John. You're a fucking lol-cow.

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  18. And yet she reees like a spastic when a newspaper posted a picture of her as a gaming dev. That's not complaining?
     
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    Solzhenitsyn

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    CatParty

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