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Brianna Walker Wu / John Walker Flynt General Thread

Discussion in 'Brianna Wu' started by Jaimas, Aug 21, 2016.

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What is your favorite John?

  1. "Political Sperg" John

    96 vote(s)
  2. "Totally a Game Developer" John

    149 vote(s)
  3. "Passive-Aggressive Shithead" John

    38 vote(s)
  4. "Expert in Everything, Competent in None" John

    286 vote(s)
  5. "I'm Totally Not a Tranny, Seriously You Guys" John

    206 vote(s)
  6. "Master Chef" John

    18 vote(s)
  7. "Victim of Everything" John

    65 vote(s)
  8. "Guilty of Everything Gamergate Complains About" John

    76 vote(s)
  9. "Pre-Gender Identity Crisis" John

    35 vote(s)

    341 vote(s)
  11. Moon Rocks Wu

    243 vote(s)
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  1. this is the most female-populated congress ever. This shouldn't matter as we've been told for the past 75 years that men and women are completely 100% equal, but whatever.
    So what we have is a slight majority Dem House (according to AP as of this shitposting: +12) with a comfortable Rep Senate (+4 as of this shitposting). Any laws would need to pass both houses, could still then be vetoed by Trump, and the odds of getting enough turn coat republicans for 2/3 in the house, let alone the senate, is approximately zero.

    Which means very likely this female congress will accomplish just about nothing except getting all of Trump's appointees nominated. Its going to be hard to run in 2020 on a platform of "I have a vagina", even harder when yours was created by a surgeon from you penis.

    Looking forward to John developing opinions about Executive Orders after 8 years of Obama exceeding the intended scope.
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    Ghostse Former Waffle SS

  2. >Turn 1

    okay moron


    On the subject of idiotic liars

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    Peace and Harmony

    Peace and Harmony Skyrim belongs to the corgs
    True & Honest Fan

  3. Wait, what? Now you're against lying, John? But without your own lies, you'd vanish from life in the public eye. Probably in a puff of smoke that reeked of Potbelly fart and leaving a (very) greasy stain on the pavement that even a possum would turn its nose up at.
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    Winnie the Poohnani

    Winnie the Poohnani Bird is the word.

  4. Good thing it's only the Republicans who propagandise, because it's certainly TRUE and HONEST that anyone who even slightly criticises hard left positions is a racist xenophobic rapist/murderer.


    And about 1000x worse than Gamergate to boot

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    #40664 Peace and Harmony, Nov 8, 2018
    Last edited: Nov 8, 2018
    Peace and Harmony

    Peace and Harmony Skyrim belongs to the corgs
    True & Honest Fan

  5. Hopefully all these new Democrats in Congress can pass a law to stop John from using "backchannel" anymore.
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    Gonk Hundreds of millions of dollars in assets

  6. metroid_fetish

    metroid_fetish Your fetish is vanilla.

  7. So what does John want here? Who should determine when to report or not report on the president? Who determines what is a lie and what is acceptable?

    What John is saying is a horse shit bald faced lie. Every online liberal clickbait trash site constantly reported reublicans and trump we’re lying about the migrant caravan. The only place that didn’t was Fox News.
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  8. I've got to say, this post congressional run has been the most boring chapter in the Brianna Wu Saga. I blame age, fatigue, general out of touchness, and more people wising up to her.
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  9. It's basically a bunch of stilted, preachy tweeting that's not even original. I was at least hoping for a domestic disturbance over Frank's hemorrhaging wallet by now.
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    Mola Ram

    Mola Ram Self Righteous Ego Bastard Asshole

  10. He should stream more, then it would be a bit less boring.
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    millais The Yellow Rose of Victoria, Texas

  11. It'll never happen. John is kind of like Frank's Barbie doll, and you know gay men love playing with Barbies.
    For whatever reason, having a "zany wife" is Frank's excuse to participate at arm's length in things he wishes he could do but feels like he can't. The whole House run is one huge example of that.
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    Kosher Dill

    Kosher Dill Potato Chips
    True & Honest Fan

  12. I still want a Brianna Wu presidential campaign. I can picture it now - some nice, old, retired Iowa couple at a diner enjoying lunch. Then, the doors swing open, there's a chill in the air, and in lumbers a 6', hunchback, balding goblin in horn-rimmed glasses and the One True Politician Dress.
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  13. It's... just... the tard cum factor would be epic. Agreed. We are talking about an unimaginable harvest.

    Seriously though... let's be serious... what if it actually won?
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    misterduckford I touched a wiener, last weekend. It was warm.

  14. It sucks. She was my favorite cow. Now it's just hunting for likes by tweeting about whatever political stuff is popular at the moment.

    Since her getting a job is out of the question, we're looking at a year before the campaign stuff starts up. All we have in the meantime is the quarterly FEC reports to see what new electronics she bought and vacations they took together.
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  15. John is probably bored too and at some point will do something insanely stupid or pick a fight with someone who isn't intimidated by troon babble.
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    AnOminous aftershave smile
    True & Honest Fan Retired Staff

  16. To be fair, that's what Wu has been trying to do ever since Gamergate left them in the dust (something Wu themselves seems to keep trying to believe exists purely for the victim points).

    It's just underscoring the reality that Wu is an insignificant piece of shit that will have no meaningful impact on literally anything in other people's lives.
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    Optimus Prime

    Optimus Prime Resident KF Transformers Expert

  17. One thing you can count on with Wu is that he's eventually going to say or do something completely exceptional. It's eventually going to hit him that he's fizzling out and becoming just another NPC making shallow observations to a diminishing audience on Twitter. John's ego is not going to handle that well.
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    Francis York Morgan

    Francis York Morgan FBI Special Agent
    True & Honest Fan

  18. Know what I'm hoping is next? I hope he tries to give a series of guest sermons at one of the churches where he's (inexplicably) tight with the pastor.
    "Time To Defragment Your Soul: Casting The Money Changers Out Of Pandora's Box"
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    Kosher Dill

    Kosher Dill Potato Chips
    True & Honest Fan

  19. She turned me into a newt.
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    W person cow

    W person cow Warren Lynch, Brianna Wu's Person Cow

  20. No she didn't. Newts have backbones.
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    Dr. Merkwurdichliebe

    Dr. Merkwurdichliebe Kiwiminister für Volksaufklärung und Propaganda

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