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Brianna Walker Wu / John Walker Flynt General Thread

Discussion in 'Brianna Wu' started by Jaimas, Aug 21, 2016.

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What is your favorite John?

  1. "Political Sperg" John

    99 vote(s)
    6.1%
  2. "Totally a Game Developer" John

    160 vote(s)
    9.9%
  3. "Passive-Aggressive Shithead" John

    38 vote(s)
    2.3%
  4. "Expert in Everything, Competent in None" John

    296 vote(s)
    18.3%
  5. "I'm Totally Not a Tranny, Seriously You Guys" John

    213 vote(s)
    13.1%
  6. "Master Chef" John

    20 vote(s)
    1.2%
  7. "Victim of Everything" John

    70 vote(s)
    4.3%
  8. "Guilty of Everything Gamergate Complains About" John

    80 vote(s)
    4.9%
  9. "Pre-Gender Identity Crisis" John

    37 vote(s)
    2.3%
  10. I ORDERED A FUCKING PIZZA

    353 vote(s)
    21.8%
  11. Moon Rocks Wu

    255 vote(s)
    15.7%
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  1. We’ll see John make a few sprites and then quickly/quietly memoryhole the entire thing until he needs to sound like an expert when he butts into a twitter thread to say he’s developed for the NES.
     
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  2. Remember, folks, this is Brianna Wu, who is such a tech god that before the age of fucking ten their parents somehow scored them the PSX Developer's Kit (a prototype PS1) to develop on. Obviously they know their shit and -

    Nope, couldn't complete that with a straight face.
     
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  3. If you want to give Wu benefits of doubt (lets say you're in giving mood) she might be telling Jake type of half-truths. Sony, some years after releasing PSX, started selling a "hobbyist devkit" for under $1000, it was a modified console that had debugging capabilities and you could build against it.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Net_Yaroze

    I really don't think even Wu could claim having a proper kit that would probably cost some tens of thousands.
     
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  4. The dates don't line up, though, as from what I recall of the tweet where Wu claimed to have been given the PSX, it was to them as a child, but the Net Yaroze wasn't out until 1996.

    Guess who was in college and not a ten year old in 1996.
     
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  5. Nothing about Wu lines up correctly, the man can't even put on a pair of glasses in a way that doesn't look deranged and whenever he talks about getting a professional $300 blow-out his hair ends up looking like he just poked a live light socket. He's crooked mentally and he's also physically crooked, dear god, there's just not a single straight thing about him.
     
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  6. The PSX wasn't even a thing until 1994 anyways, so even if we assume the truth of the lie is "My parents got me a PSX for my birthday" John would still have been way older than 10.
     
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  7. Other than that receding male pattern baldness.
     
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  8. The dude in Majora's Mask told me the same thing and look what fucking happened there.

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  9. At last we know how John plans to pay for his tranny-socialist republic: "All we have to do is believe."
     
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  10. So...that purple haired bitch from Last Jedi was Wu?
     
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  11. Uhh John, didn’t your slaaaay queen Hillary Clinton tell everyone we had to accept things as is and that single payer would never happen?
     
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  12. Not true - John makes Frank's money go straight into the toilet.
     
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  13. Plus John's so straight, he'd rather be a woman than be gay
     
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  14. I mean fair enough but on the other hand is there much of a point in hiring candidates that pee on the carpet instead?

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    "confidence to admit you're infallible" I don't think the Vatican does job interviews John.

    interview.PNG
     
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  15. John feigning concern for other people's feelings is nothing short of outré. In reality, he has no concern for anything about them, including their lives.

    On the other hand, revealing that he doesn't know the difference between fallible and infallible is perfectly in character.

    Finally, maybe Frank will tell John that in any room in which John is present, John is both the least competent person and the biggest jerk in attendance.
     
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  16. I feel this gif suddenly became relevant:

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  17. Wu has been reading her Truisms For Middle Management Weekly again. I'm sure it would be easy to Bri to point to all those real teams she worked on and the plethora of products they shipped.
     
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  18. It truly is sad and shocking that there are people who are getting paid less than the $1 you paid your employees before firing them, John, but at least these guys get a holiday.

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  19. Ah, he watched the movie.

    In the book, the soldiers are told by Jack and the guys helping him the actual guilty parties are their superiors in their chain of command, which is actually accurate to the book and movie version of events.

    Basically, this metaphor fails hard because John is too lazy to read the source and doesn't realize the movie bastardized the source quite a bit.
     
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  20. John wrotr an op-Ed for a local paper. It reads like a middle schooler wrote it.

    FC91F872-DC9C-48F3-B76C-6FFB8D5145F7.jpeg

    John thinks having no power but championing local issues will make him a shoe in for 2020.

    You’re not Erin Brokovich, John.
     
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