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Brianna Walker Wu / John Walker Flynt General Thread

Discussion in 'Brianna Wu' started by Jaimas, Aug 21, 2016.

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What is your favorite John?

  1. "Political Sperg" John

    99 vote(s)
    6.1%
  2. "Totally a Game Developer" John

    160 vote(s)
    9.9%
  3. "Passive-Aggressive Shithead" John

    38 vote(s)
    2.4%
  4. "Expert in Everything, Competent in None" John

    294 vote(s)
    18.2%
  5. "I'm Totally Not a Tranny, Seriously You Guys" John

    213 vote(s)
    13.2%
  6. "Master Chef" John

    20 vote(s)
    1.2%
  7. "Victim of Everything" John

    70 vote(s)
    4.3%
  8. "Guilty of Everything Gamergate Complains About" John

    79 vote(s)
    4.9%
  9. "Pre-Gender Identity Crisis" John

    37 vote(s)
    2.3%
  10. I ORDERED A FUCKING PIZZA

    352 vote(s)
    21.8%
  11. Moon Rocks Wu

    255 vote(s)
    15.8%
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  1. Wrong again faggot, the ultrapowerful tech corporations that John supports are morally unassailable because John himself is morally unassailable. It's Facebook and Google that are the enemy of the people, not Twitter and Apple, who only have the best interests of humankind in mind and deed.
     
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  2. Oh wow lol.

    Now, somebody get this tweeted to Wu and we could see some fireworks.
     
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  3. Lol. So like "hey did you see this? I think he didn't tag you properly and deleted the tweet after getting called out"? It would be funny if it wasn't really easy to disprove
     
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    Fat Pikachu

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  4. @Null can we get a ruling on the no trolling plans given this extraordinary opportunity?
     
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  5. If John got mentioned in a Trump tweet, his ghost boner would be hard enough to cut ghost diamonds.
     
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  6. I would pay to watch a video feed of Engineer John attempting to build a bomb. I wonder if Krash and Kaboom and Kaput could pull a caisson from Dedham to the capitol, where the Mason jar of John's remains would doubtless lie in state.
     
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  7. do whatever you want, just don't fuck up
     
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    Null Je suis une personne folle

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    Four-Wheeled Fedora

    Four-Wheeled Fedora My evil twin, Ted, attacked my comrades and me

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  8. More Wu friends die for her to have social evidence. This is how you know how real they were.

    So I typed "edison, new jersey gas" and Google filled it with shooting. Strange, such a catastrophic event should win over some local violence. But here it is, on Wikipedia.

    Oh. That's no so recent, I bet you can improve things over that time security-wise.

    Tune in next week to learn how Wu's friend, Kurt, killed himself next month the same year not being able to bear Bri's talent.
     
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    MyOtherNicknameIsAPun

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  9. John having friends who all died in Iraq after being rapemurdered by evil Christians and committing suicide isn't as unbelievable as just the idea this fucking scumbag ever even had friends at all.
     
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  10. When the fuck has Wu ever done anything that a sane and rational person would do?

    This is the same person who posted that infamous harassment-bait thread on Steam while still logged into the dev account and then didn't even DELETE the thread, let alone having made sure they were using the dummy account in the first place.

    Wu would believe that tweet was 100% legit. And then wonder what 1337 H4X0R skills at Photoshop were necessary to produce it instead of just putzing around with the inspect tool like you said you did.
     
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  11. Another option is cutting off your cock and marrying a Chinese Morlock.

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    Peace and Harmony

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  12. A strange reference for Wu, a 1994 gas explosion in New Jersey... But I knew which one he's referring to for one simple reason: Art Bell was shitting his pants on air when it happened and that event have been brought up many times as one of the greatest moments of his show after his (recent) death.

    edit: I've never listened to Art Bell but the internet flotsam and flood of pop-culture news articles made me aware of things like that.
     
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  13. EVERY STEP THAT I TAKE IS ANOTHER MISTAKE TO YOU

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    Peace and Harmony

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  14. John got a lot wrong there. The crime of treason was never mentioned in the article; that's a specific charge and it's defined in that Constitution that he never bothered to read. Also, deciding that someone might be worth investigating is not the same as a guilty finding, as much as John might wish it were so.

    What a disgusting disgrace.
     
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    AprilRains

    AprilRains doesn't recognize your bullshit MC
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  15. Yeah, as we know Hillary was investigated by the FBI and it was no big deal and doesn't imply anything.

    It was just legal formality caused by partisan pressure.

    Oh.
     
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  16. John you really shouldn't let your dogs manage your social media policy.

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    You mean taking public transportation takes longer than using a private vehicle? Shocking!!!

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    Just fucking pave over Arlington cemetery already and erect monuments to our noble verified Twatter users, the real heroes of the Western world.

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    John I think you are confusing Republicans with Ancap Ball.

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    Peace and Harmony

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  17. John: "My team"

    :story:

    Your dead dogs and vial of formaldehyde with your dick and balls in it aren't a team.
     
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  18. "Also Republican Party: You worked 80 hours this week, but we're not going to pay you. You'll lose your house, your car and your credit."

    TIL that the Republican Party is indistinguishable from Giant Spacekat in terms of business and labor practices.
     
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