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Brianna Walker Wu / John Walker Flynt General Thread

Discussion in 'Brianna Wu' started by Jaimas, Aug 21, 2016.

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What is your favorite John?

  1. "Political Sperg" John

    101 vote(s)
    6.1%
  2. "Totally a Game Developer" John

    163 vote(s)
    9.9%
  3. "Passive-Aggressive Shithead" John

    38 vote(s)
    2.3%
  4. "Expert in Everything, Competent in None" John

    300 vote(s)
    18.2%
  5. "I'm Totally Not a Tranny, Seriously You Guys" John

    214 vote(s)
    13.0%
  6. "Master Chef" John

    20 vote(s)
    1.2%
  7. "Victim of Everything" John

    71 vote(s)
    4.3%
  8. "Guilty of Everything Gamergate Complains About" John

    82 vote(s)
    5.0%
  9. "Pre-Gender Identity Crisis" John

    38 vote(s)
    2.3%
  10. I ORDERED A FUCKING PIZZA

    360 vote(s)
    21.8%
  11. Moon Rocks Wu

    262 vote(s)
    15.9%
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  1. Oh man if you could only hear the talk around the water cooler John, and let me tell you it ain't about you being a whitey.

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    Probably still wondering why the Social Hygiene Unit hasn't purged your tranny ass.

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  2. Hell, FF9 followed it up with Zidane and Garnet, which was subsequently followed by FF 10 with Tidus and Yuna, which inspired a sequel game that was also largely focused on a romance subplot. Saying FF8 punished grinding is also just way off base. The game scaled to your level, but with the way the stat system worked you could give yourself insane stat boosts without having to level, so you'd fight bosses with what should be reasonable stats for your level but you're tearing through them because you have super stats. It's actually a decent takeaway lesson in terms of game development because I'm sure on paper it seemed like a good idea, but in practice it falls apart.
     
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  3. I find it completely unbelievable that none of Frank's relatives ever asked him what the fuck he was doing marrying a six foot something snarling ghoul of a man.
     
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  4. Oh yeah I remember when America executed thousands of people a year and then kept the actual number a state secret, and also the explicit state-sponsored oppression of ethnic and religious minorities over multiple decades. Absolute fucking idiot.

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  5. John you idiot, it's called a century egg, not a millennium egg. And they're rarely aged longer than a year or less.
     
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  6. Or just trump the latest 4 years lol.
     
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  7. They tried to at first but Frank just turned to look at them, opened his mouth and started screaming. They experience was so jarring they never brought it up again.
     
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  8. Somebody please tell him it's okay to stop screaming now.
     
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  9. Or because the characters are not trans, just like Wu is claiming Samus is trans.
     
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  10. Or Edgar and Terra. Or Setzer and Daryl/Darill. Or Shadow and Relm's mom.

    Yeah, I know, Miss'ippi John talking out his ass and acting the expert about shit he doesn't know anything about, big shock.
     
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  11. Johnnie boi's politics are actually pretty representative of where SJWs and much of the online mainstream "left" lie: very very radical on identity politics but lukewarm centrist on virtually everything else. Maybe he'll team up with a recently-transitioned Eve McMullin for a 2024 campaign supporting genderqueer drone strikes and private bathrooms for trans CEOs.
     
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  12. And after all that you still could only afford to pay them $1 before firing them, how hard those times were.

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    You are hallucinating.

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  13. The worst part of this lie is that the Giant SpaceKat employees who got screwed out of their pay will not call John out, cuz they're so fucking woke. They perpetuate the lies and the scam, and dast not speak ill of the crazed troon lest they fail the 'purity test' and be cast out from the warm bosom of the progressive movement.

    And thus, male toxicity (i.e., John) wins again. The system works!
     
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  14. The biggest lie he told was that any of the FF8 character were memorable or iconic. No one has even mentioned one by name yet.
     
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  15. Or even that its story was groundbreaking. Planescape: Torment came out that year. That wasn't a game so much as it was an interactive universe.
     
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  16. I didn't know Blue Apron had a beans and rice meal.
     
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  17. Uh huh. Sure.

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    I see about four years worth of groceries on those shelves. But I guess you've got to put the most important expenditures first.
     
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  18. Are you new to the thread? Constantly screaming is probably the most natural response he has to his life.

    I've never played VIII because Final Fantasy died with the SNES, so I don't know if Wu is right, but I don't think those are accurate comparisons. Locke/Celes is at best a subplot, and I think Edgar/Terra is a bit more minor than even that. Final Fantasy VI is an amazing story, but I don't think Romance would make it into the top ten words to describe the plot.
     
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  19. It's not like the Wus are hurting for money. If they want to buy a ton of games, fine by me. Just means I'll laugh at them when they complain it's haaaard to buy a house.
     
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  20. People didn’t like FFVIII because the mechanics are a huge departure from the previous games, FFVII was going to be a tough act to follow, and the story just wasn’t that interesting.

    The mechanics are initially confusing. As said before, you basically hoard magic spells you take from monsters and apply them to your different stats. Monsters level up with you and unless you have GFs that have stat bonuses, there’s no reason to level up. There’s no armor, and weapon upgrades don’t really provide you with any benefits, outside of new limit breaks for some characters. FF2 also had a very weird leveling up / stat system which has also never been reused.

    FFVII hasn’t aged well graphically, but it’s what introduced a lot of people to JPRGs. The characters and plot were at least interesting and easy to follow. The FFVIII story gets progressively weirder after the first disc ends (which has spawned many a fan theory) culminating with a big bad that was pointless.

    At the end of the day, there’s a reason why every other FF has had at least one or more big re-release / sequel / remastering besides this one; no one wants one.

    Edit to add: I pray she doesn’t find out about Xenogears. The sperging out from her about it will be insufferable.
     
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