Brianna Walker Wu / John Walker Flynt General Thread -

What is your favorite John?

  • "Political Sperg" John

    Votes: 111 5.7%
  • "Totally a Game Developer" John

    Votes: 200 10.2%
  • "Passive-Aggressive Shithead" John

    Votes: 42 2.1%
  • "Expert in Everything, Competent in None" John

    Votes: 318 16.2%
  • "I'm Totally Not a Tranny, Seriously You Guys" John

    Votes: 286 14.6%
  • "Master Chef" John

    Votes: 27 1.4%
  • "Victim of Everything" John

    Votes: 96 4.9%
  • "Guilty of Everything Gamergate Complains About" John

    Votes: 96 4.9%
  • "Pre-Gender Identity Crisis" John

    Votes: 48 2.4%
  • I ORDERED A FUCKING PIZZA

    Votes: 413 21.0%
  • Moon Rocks Wu

    Votes: 326 16.6%

  • Total voters
    1,963

RandomNobody

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Why is she tweeting about southerners who aren't even going to vote in her district. What an attention seeker.
same reason he still tweets about hotwheels. He is a self-loating twat with an eternal [severed] hate boner that lives in a past he can't escape. He thought if he chopped off his cock and married a gay chinaman and wore a dirty cocktail dress then he would transform into an ugly ghoulish woman named Brianna but the truth is he can't bury the fat effeminate homosexual southern failure named John Walker Flynt. So naturally he hates the south with a passion that burns brighter than elventy billion suns.
 

Dr. Merkwurdichliebe

Kiwiminister für Volksaufklärung und Propaganda
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Uh huh.

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Wu admits to not having read a real book since she left school. Johnny boy a big reader of 19th century Russian literature in his teens was he? Or maybe there's a 60 hour marathon audiobook of Crime and Punishment.
John couldn't name most of Dostoevsky's works if you held a gun to his head. He might be able to name one, which is one more than he's read.

That condescendingly lying "most of it" really chaps my ass for some reason.
 
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MyOtherNicknameIsAPun

Neck sleeve owner. Cybermercenary in my spare time
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That condescendingly lying "most of it" really chaps my ass for some reason.
Can you image Wu achieving enough focus to read The Brothers Karamazov? Even to "read" it in audiobook form? It's 34h of listening. Dostoyevski is no easy read. The barrage of names, themes, shifting style. It just does not fit Bri's profile we observed over the years.
 

polonium

By your genders combined, I am Captain Tumblr
True & Honest Fan
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Can you image Wu achieving enough focus to read The Brothers Karamazov? Even to "read" it in audiobook form? It's 34h of listening. Dostoyevski is no easy read. The barrage of names, themes, shifting style. It just does not fit Bri's profile we observed over the years.
But lying about it is right in character.
 

Dr. Merkwurdichliebe

Kiwiminister für Volksaufklärung und Propaganda
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Your District 8 voters in the Deep South appreciate this message, John.

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On the other hand, literate voters everywhere are appalled and outraged by this message. I especially enjoyed the tone-deaf reference to "darkest impulses" in a post about black people.
 

Peace and Harmony

1 like = 1 kibble
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Ah yes, over half of all black people live in the South, but they're too stupid to vote for the objectively better candidate unless white man John Flynt tells them who to vote for, I see.

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Looks like that gender studies degree is working out awesome for you, guy.

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John I'm no Bible thumper but babies have definitely been born at 24 weeks and have survived so I am VERY okay with abortions being banned after 24 weeks.

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Norvic

too gay to lift
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Ah yes, over half of all black people live in the South, but they're too stupid to vote for the objectively better candidate unless white man John Flynt tells them who to vote for, I see.

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I wonder how Wu squares this "we must fight in at 50 states" opinion with her wasting everyone's time and money by primarying a safe Democratic seat? Shouldn't the time, money and attention go to the districts with Republican incumbents that need removing? I guess nothing is more important that Wu feeling like she's not a complete waste of oxygen.

Yayyy Disney vacation at voters' expense!

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Is this really the way Frank wants to spend his vacations? Yanks are famous for getting the least time off work in the developed world, does he really enjoy spending it going to the same theme park year after year? Does he never want to hike up to Machu Picchu or go see the colosseum in Rome or anything like that? It's almost sad to see someone so unencumbered by any sort of restrictions encumber himself with this kind of pettiness of mind. I've got to imagine this is what BriBri has done to him. He used to have all sorts of hobbies and interests, but everything seems to have been subsumed in to supporting her vainglorious ambitions. I really hope some day Frank realises that he could buy himself a Tranny hooker for each day of the week and it'd still cost less than catering to the whims of the manchild he's hitched his wagon to.
 

UselessRubberKeyboard

Mergin' n' spergin'
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Ah yes, over half of all black people live in the South, but they're too stupid to vote for the objectively better candidate unless white man John Flynt tells them who to vote for, I see.

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Looks like that gender studies degree is working out awesome for you, guy.

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John I'm no Bible thumper but babies have definitely been born at 24 weeks and have survived so I am VERY okay with abortions being banned after 24 weeks.

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What was that about not tearing into 'canidates' you don't like and simply supporting those you do?

I forgot, Stephen Lynch is the exception because he's the antichrist and worse than trump and hitler rolled together. Look at that bastard, supporting limiting abortion to babies who absolutely cannot survive if born. What a monster.
 

AnOminous

I'm not mad at anyone, honest.
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Retired Staff
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I really hope some day Frank realises that he could buy himself a Tranny hooker for each day of the week and it'd still cost less than catering to the whims of the manchild he's hitched his wagon to.
When you add up all the money Frank might as well put in a pile and burn for John's crazy whims, and think of all the fetishes he could satisfy with the same amount of money, it's hard not to conclude that it's actually blowing all that money on John's bullshit that is his fetish.

He's a paypig.
 

Jack Awful

Laughs at Tards
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When you add up all the money Frank might as well put in a pile and burn for John's crazy whims, and think of all the fetishes he could satisfy with the same amount of money, it's hard not to conclude that it's actually blowing all that money on John's bullshit that is his fetish.

He's a paypig.
No doubt that Frank literally has a shame and findom fetish. I'm not joking, it's blatantly obvious.
 

MarineN*423543

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1) I didn't know it was possible to make a Metal Gear conversation boring
2) Big Boss and Snake don't engage in sex because their both infertile you twit.
3) John does know that MGS3 Snake and 1 Snake are two different characters right?
I haven't seen someone miss the point of an MGS story this bad since DSP.
well only a tard can understand a game plot like another tard does
 

Optimus Prime

Resident KF Transformers Expert
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The entire reason they're going to Disney-whatever is summed up in two words: Star Wars.

Because they just have to get in on the opening day to Galaxy's Edge, buy all the neat shit like the pet droids and the lightsabers, and ride the one ride that will be open (because the other one won't be ready for opening day!).

Or maybe Wu deep down actually does have some weird Disney fetish. They did bother flying all the way down to Florida to attend the last day that DisneyQuest was open even though DisneyQuest hadn't been relevant to literally anything for years by that point.
 

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