Brianna Walker Wu / John Walker Flynt General Thread -

What is your favorite John?

  • "Political Sperg" John

    Votes: 110 6.1%
  • "Totally a Game Developer" John

    Votes: 184 10.3%
  • "Passive-Aggressive Shithead" John

    Votes: 40 2.2%
  • "Expert in Everything, Competent in None" John

    Votes: 309 17.3%
  • "I'm Totally Not a Tranny, Seriously You Guys" John

    Votes: 248 13.9%
  • "Master Chef" John

    Votes: 21 1.2%
  • "Victim of Everything" John

    Votes: 81 4.5%
  • "Guilty of Everything Gamergate Complains About" John

    Votes: 90 5.0%
  • "Pre-Gender Identity Crisis" John

    Votes: 44 2.5%
  • I ORDERED A FUCKING PIZZA

    Votes: 377 21.1%
  • Moon Rocks Wu

    Votes: 286 16.0%

  • Total voters
    1,790

UselessRubberKeyboard

CPU Rainbow Heart, Goddess of Spectrum Consoles
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Ah yes, over half of all black people live in the South, but they're too stupid to vote for the objectively better candidate unless white man John Flynt tells them who to vote for, I see.

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Looks like that gender studies degree is working out awesome for you, guy.

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John I'm no Bible thumper but babies have definitely been born at 24 weeks and have survived so I am VERY okay with abortions being banned after 24 weeks.

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What was that about not tearing into 'canidates' you don't like and simply supporting those you do?

I forgot, Stephen Lynch is the exception because he's the antichrist and worse than trump and hitler rolled together. Look at that bastard, supporting limiting abortion to babies who absolutely cannot survive if born. What a monster.
 

AnOminous

do you see what happens
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I really hope some day Frank realises that he could buy himself a Tranny hooker for each day of the week and it'd still cost less than catering to the whims of the manchild he's hitched his wagon to.
When you add up all the money Frank might as well put in a pile and burn for John's crazy whims, and think of all the fetishes he could satisfy with the same amount of money, it's hard not to conclude that it's actually blowing all that money on John's bullshit that is his fetish.

He's a paypig.
 

Manly-Chicken

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When you add up all the money Frank might as well put in a pile and burn for John's crazy whims, and think of all the fetishes he could satisfy with the same amount of money, it's hard not to conclude that it's actually blowing all that money on John's bullshit that is his fetish.

He's a paypig.
No doubt that Frank literally has a shame and findom fetish. I'm not joking, it's blatantly obvious.
 

MarineN*423543

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1) I didn't know it was possible to make a Metal Gear conversation boring
2) Big Boss and Snake don't engage in sex because their both infertile you twit.
3) John does know that MGS3 Snake and 1 Snake are two different characters right?
I haven't seen someone miss the point of an MGS story this bad since DSP.
well only a tard can understand a game plot like another tard does
 

Optimus Prime

Resident KF Transformers Expert
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The entire reason they're going to Disney-whatever is summed up in two words: Star Wars.

Because they just have to get in on the opening day to Galaxy's Edge, buy all the neat shit like the pet droids and the lightsabers, and ride the one ride that will be open (because the other one won't be ready for opening day!).

Or maybe Wu deep down actually does have some weird Disney fetish. They did bother flying all the way down to Florida to attend the last day that DisneyQuest was open even though DisneyQuest hadn't been relevant to literally anything for years by that point.
 

nets_awesome

I want you to lose turdy pound in one munt.
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The entire reason they're going to Disney-whatever is summed up in two words: Star Wars.

Because they just have to get in on the opening day to Galaxy's Edge, buy all the neat shit like the pet droids and the lightsabers, and ride the one ride that will be open (because the other one won't be ready for opening day!).

Or maybe Wu deep down actually does have some weird Disney fetish. They did bother flying all the way down to Florida to attend the last day that DisneyQuest was open even though DisneyQuest hadn't been relevant to literally anything for years by that point.
All troons love spending their money on useless nonsense. They always have to have the latest iWhatever, the newest video games that they’ll play once and leave in the dust, “trans affirming tees”, meal delivery, pot, unicorn Starbucks drinks, useless toys, collectors editions of everything and Funko Pop characters.

They’re also first to beg for money online, scream how transphobic it is that Medicaid doesn’t cover their surgery or cry it’s Trumps fault they can’t afford a house at 40.
 

Peace and Harmony

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teeheehee we're living in a fascist dystopian nightmare but I'm going to entertain myself with Hollywood movies! Our social causes are super serious you guys!

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Sissy Galvez

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Like the time when you hired a bunch of vulnerable women over Craigslist then fired them after paying them $1?

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It’s true, John has spent a career fighting for women rights because he’s never had a career.

Usually when people claim to have spent their career fighting for something there’s proof of what they’ve done. Sadly, for Brianna aka John Flynt there’s only poorly drawn fetishes and expensive cars and electronics.
 

Solzhenitsyn

pls pet
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1) I didn't know it was possible to make a Metal Gear conversation boring
2) Big Boss and Snake don't engage in sex because their both infertile you twit.
3) John does know that MGS3 Snake and 1 Snake are two different characters right?
I haven't seen someone miss the point of an MGS story this bad since DSP.
Also I think it's pretty fucking dumb to judge Japanese games made in the late 90s/early 00s with modern Western values. Japs have weird ideas about sex and sexual imagery, more at eleven.
 

Cyber Bowling

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Also I think it's pretty fucking dumb to judge Japanese games made in the late 90s/early 00s with modern Western values. Japs have weird ideas about sex and sexual imagery, more at eleven.
There are also a lot of James Bond references/homages throughout the series, with early Solid Snake being (partially) inspired by Bond, who isn't exactly a chaste figure. You even get a bond-esque costume at the end of Mgs1. My memory might be failing me, but even in MGS2 when he's more of a side NPC, you can hear him commenting about wanting to bone his best friend's sister. MGS4 Snake is a decaying old man clone which is a valid reason not to have an active libido, but I certainly wouldn't call him chaste for that.
 

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