Brianna Walker Wu / John Walker Flynt General Thread -

What is your favorite John?

  • "Political Sperg" John

    Votes: 116 5.9%
  • "Totally a Game Developer" John

    Votes: 205 10.4%
  • "Passive-Aggressive Shithead" John

    Votes: 42 2.1%
  • "Expert in Everything, Competent in None" John

    Votes: 325 16.5%
  • "I'm Totally Not a Tranny, Seriously You Guys" John

    Votes: 280 14.2%
  • "Master Chef" John

    Votes: 27 1.4%
  • "Victim of Everything" John

    Votes: 96 4.9%
  • "Guilty of Everything Gamergate Complains About" John

    Votes: 99 5.0%
  • "Pre-Gender Identity Crisis" John

    Votes: 48 2.4%
  • I ORDERED A FUCKING PIZZA

    Votes: 415 21.0%
  • Moon Rocks Wu

    Votes: 321 16.3%

  • Total voters
    1,974

AnOminous

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I feel bad for Mark.
Imagine your number being out there for any random crazy like John to call you.

Wu doesn't care about Yang, this tweet was meant to pander to Massachusetts for his own election.
"Yeah! I love the Patriots too, fellow citizens of the voting district I'm running for congress in!"
Fuck the Patriots and fuck John.
 

AprilRains

Better killing through chemistry!
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Wu doesn't care about Yang, this tweet was meant to pander to Massachusetts for his own election.
"Yeah! I love the Patriots too, fellow citizens of the voting district I'm running for congress in!"
He's not even saying that. He's saying you have to pretend to like the Patriots in order to pander to Massachusetts voters. That's the mask dropping as he speaks to someone he imagines is a peer.
 

Pocket_Sand!

The sand is not in my pockets, but in my soul.
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Like John gives a shit about sports other than daydreaming about getting tackled by several guys.

Also, real question, why do his dumbass tweets seems to get such positive feedback? The tranny ghoul HAS to be using some sort of bot system, right? I know no one who is anyone in the woke Twitter-sphere can stand him.
I think you grossly underestimate the level of disconnect from reality that twatter fosters among it's users, regardless of how woke or unwoke they might be. I think you also underestimate the blind stupidity of those users.
 

TaimuRadiu

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John really doesn't want researchers with access to Lexis. A publication search for their their boss's name would show that he's a pathological liar about his career as an investigative journalist.

Also, real Congressional campaigns don't use volunteers as video editors and graphic artists.
They also don't inexplicably use audio clips from SNES games in their campaign ads, but here we are.

(Did that ever actually air anywhere?)
 
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XtrmGamr719

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Haha take that you fucking faggot, maybe you wouldn't be in this position now if you had a REAL job and made sound financial decisions like John Flynt!

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How like John to celebrate a man (albeit a controversial man for both the right and wrong reasons) being driven off social media and going broke for not the right reasons.
 

Mola Ram

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Well Fred you should have killed yourself while you had the chance, now look what you've done.

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"private citizens go to jail for manipulating the market" oh that's what it means to have an opinion about a product these days.

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John has become a relatively boring cow with occasional hilarious episodes such as Moon Rocks, but I'll never get tired of seeing him post "Vote for Me!" tweets within hours of tweets that, on their own, render him abjectly unelectable.
 

moocow

Moo.
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John has become a relatively boring cow with occasional hilarious episodes such as Moon Rocks, but I'll never get tired of seeing him post "Vote for Me!" tweets within hours of tweets that, on their own, render him abjectly unelectable.
The only thing he shares in common with real, actual politicians is his complete and utter detachment from (and contempt for) the people he wishes he could lord over, er, I mean represent.
 

Smaug's Smokey Hole

Gammalt bröd rostar aldrig.
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"As a business owner" jeezy creezy, the defunct business that they intentionally registered in Delaware instead of MA to skip out on taxes/liability or whatever the reason companies do that? The one that had a contracted pay of a single dollar? Assuming the game was wildly more popular on iOS than on Steam/PC he might have earned back 10-20% of the $400k it cost to make. On Steam he maybe made a hundo and one of those purchases was a kiwi that uploaded the game here.

If he had any kind of sales numbers that wasn't embarrassing we would have heard it a million times by now, even if he made a single buck in profit he would brag about the forever unspecified amount of profit, so it is telling that he's never mentioned any of it or even strayed into the direction of the subject.
 
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Dr. Merkwurdichliebe

Kiwiminister für Volksaufklärung und Propaganda
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Well Fred you should have killed yourself while you had the chance, now look what you've done.

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"private citizens go to jail for manipulating the market" oh that's what it means to have an opinion about a product these days.

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Wait. Who threatened to kill the children (plural, no less) that have magically popped out of John's remarkably fecund uterus?
 

XtrmGamr719

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*yawn*

Once again, Trump so much as squeezes out a fart, and Wu chastises Stephen Lynch for not impeaching him for it.
It’s like a husband abusing his wife for their shorty kid or something.

Wait. Who threatened to kill the children (plural, no less) that have magically popped out of John's remarkably fecund uterus?
He means his dogs, granted that they aren’t already slaughtered by the chinaman for dinner.
 

XtrmGamr719

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Yes it's true, why hasn't RACIST Donald J Bl*mf declared war against the kulaks given blacks infinite free money to liberate them from bondage? #WeShallOvercome

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I wanna know where they got the information for that survey? If it’s anywhere that wasn’t online or in cities that is overwhelmingly blue, then I’ll consider it. If not, then this survey is more bullshit than it already would be. Also I want the damn citations you pulled out of your ass John!
 

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