Brianna Walker Wu / John Walker Flynt General Thread -

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What is your favorite John?

  • "Political Sperg" John

    Votes: 112 5.5%
  • "Totally a Game Developer" John

    Votes: 204 10.1%
  • "Passive-Aggressive Shithead" John

    Votes: 42 2.1%
  • "Expert in Everything, Competent in None" John

    Votes: 323 16.0%
  • "I'm Totally Not a Tranny, Seriously You Guys" John

    Votes: 301 14.9%
  • "Master Chef" John

    Votes: 30 1.5%
  • "Victim of Everything" John

    Votes: 98 4.9%
  • "Guilty of Everything Gamergate Complains About" John

    Votes: 100 5.0%
  • "Pre-Gender Identity Crisis" John

    Votes: 51 2.5%
  • I ORDERED A FUCKING PIZZA

    Votes: 424 21.0%
  • Moon Rocks Wu

    Votes: 335 16.6%

  • Total voters
    2,020

Sissy Galvez

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That’s embarrassing.
“Well we asked an actual expert but they either laughed at us or were busy with real work. Are you available, Brianna?”

“I’ll be there as soon as I put down this PS4 controller!”

Notice how he still only receives calls from z-list media like RT and YoungTurks.
 

Mr Snoid

My shoops are yours to do with as you like.
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That's wonderful, John! But why did you upload a frame from a video that you released back in March instead of a picture of all the voters you met with today? As a matter of fact, after flipping through the video, it turns out that the picture of you shaking hands with that black gentleman is from the exact same one. I guess you thought no one would notice, and in fact, they didn't, because people who support you are just as re,tarded as you.

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The best thing about John's retirement home photo op is the little black dude on the couch. He's having his first troon encounter.

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Peace and Harmony

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True & Honest Fan
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Big Chief Soaring Eagle thank John "Headless Snake" Flynt for generous words. Big Chief Soaring Eagle and tribe live in piece and commune with earth. Big Chief Soaring Eagle offer 15 beaver pelts for paleface campaign. Mother Spirit guide you, Headless Snake.

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Consider yourself cancelled first John because you got blown the fuck out during your first run.

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Iron Hamster

Calculated chaos
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Aren't many indigenous peoples benefiting from selling untaxed cigs, casinos, etc? He makes it seem like we hide them n caves.
 

AnOminous

Really?
True & Honest Fan
Retired Staff
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Fuck the Zuck, you tell him John! Zuck needs to take a lesson from Twitter and Apple, saintly and benevolent tech companies that have always put ethics ahead of turning a profit.
It's okay if Apple does even worse than (((Facebook))) because unlike (((Facebook))) it isn't run by the filthy Jews, who John hates.
 

Sissy Galvez

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Zuckerberg is a faggot and he’s desperately trying to avoid the DOJ from cracking down on FB. These meetings aren’t about him just meeting whoever and trying to learn or gain new perspective. He’s trying to kiss their ass so he can go fuck himself along with John.
 

Grumpy

A fine bunch of water lilies you turned out to be
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Funny meme video is MORALLY EQUIVALENT to Muslims executing and raping people in cold blood

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People like John really do think they can speak on the experiences of war based on their participation in being called mean words on the internet by goobergrape, don't they?
 

Peace and Harmony

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True & Honest Fan
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You know most of the Dem candidates are really just unlikable at worst but Beto is actually a fucking scumbag.

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OHHHH SNAPPPP GIRLFRIEND except that's never going to happen for multiple reasons.

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millais

The Yellow Rose of Victoria, Texas
True & Honest Fan
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Do you ever wonder what's wrong with Wu that. even though she's been playing video games for her entire life, she's never developed even a rudimentary level of manual dexterity needed to play games? Seriously, she plays every game like she's a 60 year old who has never picked up a controller in her life.

I don't get it. Surely there's something she'd find infinitely more fun she could be doing? What's the point of slogging through a souls game if you're too shit to even defeat the asylum demon and have to cheat? What's the point of even starting if you're just going to summon for all the bosses and overlevel to the point they all go down in 3 hits? The whole joy of the game is failing, dying, learning and getting to the point where you can win reliably. I don't see how the game is fun if you're not being challenged.
I think he may really suffer from some kind of brain damage messing with his motor control function. He must have somehow fried his brain with that ambien "addiction". He even admitted to suffering brain damage from that bullshit story about being stabbed in the back of the head during a mugging in the Trent Lott congressional aide / DC apartment days
 

Dr. Merkwurdichliebe

Kiwiminister für Volksaufklärung und Propaganda
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I think he may really suffer from some kind of brain damage messing with his motor control function. He must have somehow fried his brain with that ambien "addiction". He even admitted to suffering brain damage from that bullshit story about being stabbed in the back of the head during a mugging in the Trent Lott congressional aide / DC apartment days
I still think his abnormal appearance and his spastic twitchings and his impaired cognition and his sociopathy are all related to a few cross-wired genes.
 

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