Brianna Walker Wu / John Walker Flynt General Thread -

What is your favorite John?

  • "Political Sperg" John

    Votes: 111 5.6%
  • "Totally a Game Developer" John

    Votes: 201 10.1%
  • "Passive-Aggressive Shithead" John

    Votes: 42 2.1%
  • "Expert in Everything, Competent in None" John

    Votes: 317 15.9%
  • "I'm Totally Not a Tranny, Seriously You Guys" John

    Votes: 293 14.7%
  • "Master Chef" John

    Votes: 29 1.5%
  • "Victim of Everything" John

    Votes: 96 4.8%
  • "Guilty of Everything Gamergate Complains About" John

    Votes: 100 5.0%
  • "Pre-Gender Identity Crisis" John

    Votes: 51 2.6%

    Votes: 417 21.0%
  • Moon Rocks Wu

    Votes: 333 16.7%

  • Total voters


instead of "receipts" say "im a massive homo"
True & Honest Fan
I’ve noticed that she has stopped tweeting about Final Fantasy Record Keeper (which at one point was the GREATEST GAME EVA).

So this game has a gacha mechanic behind it, but the premium currency is given away like candy (each week you can get 25 by doing the weekly event and logging in daily and it only takes 50 to pull a 11x equipment pull with a guaranteed 5* piece or higher per pull ). Doing a 11x pull gets you better equipment for certain characters.

You can also pay $29 to get a pull. When Brianna started playing it, and based on the party equipment she showed, she would have either had amazing luck or have had shelled out $100’s towards this game (she had dupes of several rare pieces and had merged them together).

Anyway, the game has matured to a point where they’ve started doing extremely difficult bosses. Obviously having a ton of amazing gear helps, but each boss has a gimmick, and going “uWu FF guuuurl power” doesn’t cut it. You can spend $1000s and still have your ass handed to you; on the flip side there are videos of people beating the more difficult bosses that have been f2p since the beginning easily destroying these bosses.

I’m sure this has been pissing her off that she can’t win just by throwing money at it and hence why she went to more money stealing games like that FF15 game where she ruined some trump supporters guild.

tl;dr to no ones surprise Brianna is a horrible gamer and can’t win unless she cheats or blows money on it

Peace and Harmony

1 like = 1 kibble
True & Honest Fan
In terms of believability, John saying "I love you" to Frank ranks slightly below John having a vagina.


Deep, John, that's so deep. But it's not your industry. You enslaved a handful of vulnerable female programmers to produce a broken-ass vanity game that no one played. And then you fired them without credit after paying them $1.


Spastic Colon

Barbie Girl in a Barbie World
Are you listening, Warren and Harris? Don't force John to use his deadly secret technique: the double vagina rip-out for women who don't deserve it.

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Well, then it is a damn shame that the only women the current crop of Democrats care about are trans "women", AKA as men. A personal lolcow of mine on Twitter has blamed white women for Trump getting elected. But, it's the Dems who are determined to drive women to the Republicans with their insistence that a ladydick is no different than a vagina.

And Wu -- as a man larping as a woman -- isn't helping by being a self-appointed spokesperson for women and what they need, especially women in tech. STFU John. You are not a woman.

Sissy Galvez
First off, no one takes the #resistance seriously even on the left. Second, black women will eviscerate anyone who doesn’t give them credit for shrieking about Trump on twitter because they blame white women for Trump. Third, black women getting upset is hilarious since they didn’t show up for Hillary and are mad at themselves for not voting (which is why they also try to bury attempts to blame Blacks for being homophobic and for Buttigieg not doing well even though they voted for prop 8 in California).

Politicson the left are so fucked up because of vocal minorities, white guilt, and social media. We’re never getting out of this and Trump honestly has a good chance of winning this shit.

break these cuffs

I’m going to visit the NE for a few days in December and I rented a SUV just in case. I would never want to drive a rear wheel drive in the snow.
It's generally still warm enough through December in coastal New England that any snow which does fall melts quickly, but a solid vehicle isn't a bad idea if you never drive in snow at all. The real reason to have an SUV is for aggressive MA drivers. They aren't as bad as CT drivers, who are both aggressive and exceptional, but having a large vehicle and driving assertively is the way to go. I made sure I had a Tahoe waiting for me when I landed the last time I went to Boston.

God, I fucking hate Connecticut so much that thinking about about how much Mass annoys me just makes me think about how much worse CT is.

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