Brianna Walker Wu / John Walker Flynt General Thread -

What is your favorite John?

  • "Political Sperg" John

    Votes: 111 5.5%
  • "Totally a Game Developer" John

    Votes: 201 10.0%
  • "Passive-Aggressive Shithead" John

    Votes: 42 2.1%
  • "Expert in Everything, Competent in None" John

    Votes: 320 16.0%
  • "I'm Totally Not a Tranny, Seriously You Guys" John

    Votes: 294 14.7%
  • "Master Chef" John

    Votes: 30 1.5%
  • "Victim of Everything" John

    Votes: 97 4.8%
  • "Guilty of Everything Gamergate Complains About" John

    Votes: 100 5.0%
  • "Pre-Gender Identity Crisis" John

    Votes: 51 2.5%
  • I ORDERED A FUCKING PIZZA

    Votes: 421 21.0%
  • Moon Rocks Wu

    Votes: 335 16.7%

  • Total voters
    2,002

Sissy Galvez

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It's generally still warm enough through December in coastal New England that any snow which does fall melts quickly, but a solid vehicle isn't a bad idea if you never drive in snow at all. The real reason to have an SUV is for aggressive MA drivers. They aren't as bad as CT drivers, who are both aggressive and exceptional, but having a large vehicle and driving assertively is the way to go. I made sure I had a Tahoe waiting for me when I landed the last time I went to Boston.

God, I fucking hate Connecticut so much that thinking about about how much Mass annoys me just makes me think about how much worse CT is.
I flew into a snow storm in Boston a few years ago in December. Had a SUV reserved just in case but you’re absolutely right about Masshole drivers. They are awful which is why their cars are all beat up to shit.
 

Karl_der_Grosse

GG Allin once threw his poop at me.
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Actual rich people who care about their expensive sports cars garage them for the winter, to avoid issues with salt and ice. Being a classless and clueless moron, I'm sure Johnny's just going to leave the Porsches sitting in the driveway or out front on the curb all winter. Isn't there a picture from last winter of one of the Porsches sitting there on the street with like three feet of ice and snow covering the top? Yeah, that sort of thing is just great for your expensive toy.
 

Mola Ram

Self Righteous Ego Bastard Asshole
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Actual rich people who care about their expensive sports cars garage them for the winter, to avoid issues with salt and ice. Being a classless and clueless moron, I'm sure Johnny's just going to leave the Porsches sitting in the driveway or out front on the curb all winter. Isn't there a picture from last winter of one of the Porsches sitting there on the street with like three feet of ice and snow covering the top? Yeah, that sort of thing is just great for your expensive toy.
A man who treats his cock like a cancerous growth can't be trusted to treat a classic vehicle with anything approaching responsibility.
 

Kikkoman

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It’s winter, I wonder if John even has winter tires for his Porsche or Frank’s charger. Both are the absolute worst cars to have for that area.

I’m going to visit the NE for a few days in December and I rented a SUV just in case. I would never want to drive a rear wheel drive in the snow.
The challenger comes with an apparently competent (with proper tyres and a non-idiotic driver) AWD system option on the base trims. You have to give up the v8 for it though so i seriously doubt these two would have one of them.
 

Sissy Galvez

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Did he even read what’s going on? I don’t think the union has anything to do with these lawsuits as they involve upper management, like VP level.
 
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Iron Hamster

Calculated chaos
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It's generally still warm enough through December in coastal New England that any snow which does fall melts quickly, but a solid vehicle isn't a bad idea if you never drive in snow at all. The real reason to have an SUV is for aggressive MA drivers. They aren't as bad as CT drivers, who are both aggressive and exceptional, but having a large vehicle and driving assertively is the way to go. I made sure I had a Tahoe waiting for me when I landed the last time I went to Boston.

God, I fucking hate Connecticut so much that thinking about about how much Mass annoys me just makes me think about how much worse CT is.
Ha. Route 6 highway of death.
 

AnOminous

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what's up with the bizarre faces this faggot makes? The constant sneering etc
I think when he got Facial Feminization Surgery he hired some cheap quack who fucked it up and damaged nerves. That or it's just natural tardation and he makes tard faces because he's a complete spastic.

It may be both, i.e. he naturally has weird neurotic tics and on top of that got facially mutilated by some Southeast Asian quack trying to look "feminine," and ended up looking like some kind of freakish monster instead.
 

Smaug's Smokey Hole

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I think when he got Facial Feminization Surgery he hired some cheap quack who fucked it up and damaged nerves. That or it's just natural tardation and he makes tard faces because he's a complete spastic.

It may be both, i.e. he naturally has weird neurotic tics and on top of that got facially mutilated by some Southeast Asian quack trying to look "feminine," and ended up looking like some kind of freakish monster instead.
It might have been an in-thing Wu and Frank developed together at some point, something they think is cool or funny, like an in-joke or mannerism among a circle of friends or a shared psychosis in a pair of secret gay guys.
Frank always does the scream face and looks at Wu when having his picture taken, Wu pulls the far gnarlier snarl face whenever a camera is pointed at him, either directly into the camera or he does it at someone FOR the camera, which is bizarre but it is similar to the way that Frank would look at him and do it but unlike Frank Brianna just doesn't understand what is appropriate in different situations and social settings.
 

Sissy Galvez

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AnOminous

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It might have been an in-thing Wu and Frank developed together at some point, something they think is cool or funny, like an in-joke or mannerism among a circle of friends or a shared psychosis in a pair of secret gay guys.
Frank always does the scream face and looks at Wu when having his picture taken, Wu pulls the far gnarlier snarl face whenever a camera is pointed at him, either directly into the camera or he does it at someone FOR the camera, which is bizarre but it is similar to the way that Frank would look at him and do it but unlike Frank Brianna just doesn't understand what is appropriate in different situations and social settings.
It looks completely insane, like he's literally about to bite whoever he's making it at. I'd be frankly fucking frightened to see someone making that bizarre face at me.

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That's not even the most inhuman looking he gets either. In that SyFy thing he looked like some kind of malfunctioning robot.
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Blue Falcon Actual
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Actual rich people who care about their expensive sports cars garage them for the winter, to avoid issues with salt and ice. Being a classless and clueless moron, I'm sure Johnny's just going to leave the Porsches sitting in the driveway or out front on the curb all winter. Isn't there a picture from last winter of one of the Porsches sitting there on the street with like three feet of ice and snow covering the top? Yeah, that sort of thing is just great for your expensive toy.
I know a fair amount of working class guys who do the same. They only drive their trucks in the winter if necessary because they're contractors, etc who need them for work or they just don't want them to get rusted up and can afford a beater. They end up carpooling a lot or getting undercarriage washes regularly. It's definitely worth it to have a beater for the winter that you don't give a shit if the frame rusts or gets totaled.
 
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Kosher Dill

Potato Chips
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I think when he got Facial Feminization Surgery he hired some cheap quack who fucked it up and damaged nerves
In fairness to whoever did the job, I think he also demanded something very unusual - to look like one of his "Socially Unconscious" characters - and splashed out enough cash to silence the doctor's lingering doubts. Even a genius surgeon would probably have had trouble given that and the material he had to work with.
 

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