Brianna Walker Wu / John Walker Flynt General Thread -

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What is your favorite John?

  • "Political Sperg" John

    Votes: 119 5.4%
  • "Totally a Game Developer" John

    Votes: 221 10.1%
  • "Passive-Aggressive Shithead" John

    Votes: 46 2.1%
  • "Expert in Everything, Competent in None" John

    Votes: 347 15.9%
  • "I'm Totally Not a Tranny, Seriously You Guys" John

    Votes: 327 15.0%
  • "Master Chef" John

    Votes: 33 1.5%
  • "Victim of Everything" John

    Votes: 104 4.8%
  • "Guilty of Everything Gamergate Complains About" John

    Votes: 110 5.0%
  • "Pre-Gender Identity Crisis" John

    Votes: 53 2.4%
  • I ORDERED A FUCKING PIZZA

    Votes: 460 21.1%
  • Moon Rocks Wu

    Votes: 365 16.7%

  • Total voters
    2,185

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Al Qaeda Jada
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John knocking on doors and lecturing is really gonna inspire people to vote...but not in the way he wants.
I don't think John wants to be elected. I'm sure he would like to get some more votes to crow about, but what he really wants is to eat Potbellies' sandwiches, grift Frank's friends and coworkers, and tweet all day. He would shit himself in terror if he won. The goofy half human expression that would be plastered on his face would be priceless. John would get eaten alive if this were a real race, let alone if he ever won. WP already fired a shot across his bow and it would get exponentially worse. Stephen "Man of the People" Lynch wouldn't even have to expose him as a tranny and his failures before trooning out. The Rev60 shit alone would sink him. Mocking him for buying 4 German sports cars, in what a year or year and a half?, would play perfectly in his district. Just showing unedited footage of him walking around would fill everyone watching it with unease because it's like watching some kind of cryptid imitate a human. Luckily for John he's just a narc scam artist with small dreams and an Ambien addiction.
 

troon patrol

Get some! Yeah yeah yeah!
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"tweet less, volunteer more"

Faggot, you spend your days on twitter pretending to run for congress and pretending to do metal fab work on cars. You don't even have a job, you are the living embodiment of the "stereotypical useless housewife" all while not even being an actual wife and you're advising other people to work for free? Find a tall building, do a backflip.
 
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True & Honest Fan
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Faggot, you spend your days on twitter pretending to run for congress and pretending to do metal fab work on cars. You don't even have a job, you are the living embodiment of the "stereotypical useless housewife" all while not even being an actual wife and you're advising other people to work for free?
It is definitely up there as one of the most hypocritical things Wu could tweet. From the iPhone, as well. Thing being, it's actually completely true - but the only people who could be worse than Wu for delivering that message would be someone like Jake Alley.
 

Sissy Galvez

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"tweet less, volunteer more"


Faggot, you spend your days on twitter pretending to run for congress and pretending to do metal fab work on cars. You don't even have a job, you are the living embodiment of the "stereotypical useless housewife" all while not even being an actual wife and you're advising other people to work for free? Find a tall building, do a backflip.
Frank goes to the majority of the events including town halls. There are confirmations John has called people but we only see Frank at many of the public events. Fuck, even all those union strike events it was Frank not John showing up and tweeting about them.
 

smackpops

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Frank goes to the majority of the events including town halls. There are confirmations John has called people but we only see Frank at many of the public events. Fuck, even all those union strike events it was Frank not John showing up and tweeting about them.
Yea old Johnny seems to get suddenly sick every time there's an event or whatever to go to. Nigga gets sick a lot for someone who only goes outside to run down to the potbellys sammich spot
 

Sissy Galvez

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Yea old Johnny seems to get suddenly sick every time there's an event or whatever to go to. Nigga gets sick a lot for someone who only goes outside to run down to the potbellys sammich spot
John has either agoraphobia or major passing phobia. I think it’s the latter, he knows everyone sees him as a hulking male ghoul. Regardless of all the cosmetic surgeries he’s had to appear female he still doesn’t look remotely close. The accurate description is a man in a poorly fitting female skin suit who wears the same 3-4 dresses every time he goes out.

He’s just more comfortable staying home in loungewear, playing video games, rather than spending hours dressing up to play female. That’s why he complains so much about his hair. It’s a lot of work to get “Brianna wu” and not “John Flynt”.

This is why I say this scampaign is more Frank’s doing than John’s.
 

Trig.Point

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It is definitely up there as one of the most hypocritical things Wu could tweet. From the iPhone, as well. Thing being, it's actually completely true - but the only people who could be worse than Wu for delivering that message would be someone like Jake Alley.
He's only doing it because in the democratic primaries, there's a much smaller voter base, and a 1 to 1 encounter with motivated activist could possibly make a difference to a registered democrat. Unless said Democrat took a moment to google Wu.
 

Ghostse

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Sissy Galvez

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What happened to @Peace and Harmony

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They announced the Oscar nominees and naturally they’re not dark enough for woke twatter. John weighs in ignoring last year a shitty black superhero popcorn flick was nominated and actually won two oscars including a black costume designer.

Also forgetting three years ago a story about gay black thugs won 3 oscars including best picture. When is it enough? When all the awards go woke? Sorry Ava Duverney movies suck shit.
 

Spastic Colon

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What happened to @Peace and Harmony

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They announced the Oscar nominees and naturally they’re not dark enough for woke twatter. John weighs in ignoring last year a shitty black superhero popcorn flick was nominated and actually won two oscars including a black costume designer.

Also forgetting three years ago a story about gay black thugs won 3 oscars including best picture. When is it enough? When all the awards go woke? Sorry Ava Duverney movies suck shit.
Wu is a man telling us that they need more women in charge. 🙄 An easy fix is just to convince a bunch of the current white male voters to troon out. Problem solved. Then they can do whatever they want because *diversity*.