Brianna Walker Wu / John Walker Flynt General Thread -

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What is your favorite John?

  • "Political Sperg" John

    Votes: 123 5.5%
  • "Totally a Game Developer" John

    Votes: 225 10.1%
  • "Passive-Aggressive Shithead" John

    Votes: 47 2.1%
  • "Expert in Everything, Competent in None" John

    Votes: 351 15.8%
  • "I'm Totally Not a Tranny, Seriously You Guys" John

    Votes: 335 15.1%
  • "Master Chef" John

    Votes: 35 1.6%
  • "Victim of Everything" John

    Votes: 107 4.8%
  • "Guilty of Everything Gamergate Complains About" John

    Votes: 112 5.0%
  • "Pre-Gender Identity Crisis" John

    Votes: 53 2.4%
  • I ORDERED A FUCKING PIZZA

    Votes: 469 21.1%
  • Moon Rocks Wu

    Votes: 368 16.5%

  • Total voters
    2,225

Dr. Merkwurdichliebe

Kiwiminister für Volksaufklärung und Propaganda
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So what I'm hearing is that Frank will lose another job soon?
Frank has to know that this is bullshit.

John is planning to print masks and test them to ensure that they filter out 1,000 nm bacteria and then give the product to healthcare workers who need masks that filter out 20 nm to 400 nm viruses. John's testing parameters are off by two orders of magnitude, and his masks will kill people.

Imagine the reeing from John if Trump were to order the production of something this egregiously demented and dangerous.

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Excellent job of spelling Ebenezer. And Mr. Scrooge never even meets Tiny Tim in A Christmas Carol.
 
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King Dead

Cops are better when they're mecha.
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Frank has to know that this is bullshit.

John is planning to print masks and test them to ensure that they filter out 1,000 nm bacteria and then give the product to healthcare workers who need masks that filter out 20 nm to 400 nm viruses. John's testing parameters are off by two orders of magnitude, and his masks will kill people.

Imagine the reeing from John if Trump were to order the production of something this egregiously demented and dangerous.
That's assuming John intends on actually producing any masks instead of LARPing about it. It's much more fun for him to pretend to be doing something than to actually produce results. If he doesn't forget about this latest project entirely, I expect a post along the lines of "well we tried but my engineering genius just couldn't overcome this issue, back to my lazing about doing nothing campaign!"
 

garakfan69

Please be patient, I have idiocy
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That's assuming John intends on actually producing any masks instead of LARPing about it. It's much more fun for him to pretend to be doing something than to actually produce results. If he doesn't forget about this latest project entirely, I expect a post along the lines of "well we tried but my engineering genius just couldn't overcome this issue, back to my lazing about doing nothing campaign!
He's probably just planning to download and print out these masks from the same people he bought the filament from: https://copper3d.com/hackthepandemic/
(notice how they don't say that they are N95 masks? Only "inspired" by them - whatever that means).

Any 12 year old with too much money and time could handle that. So John might be able to do it with Frank's help.
 

AnOminous

Really?
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"This is famous American sasquatch. I capture it with wizard powers and now it grants wishes!" Frank tells his traditional Chinese relatives, as they oooh and aaahhh in wonder, snapping souvenir photos to show their friends back home, as a boast of their American relative's importance.
Sasquatch penis is an ingredient in the most potent of Traditional Chinese Medicine cures. Hence we now know where John's penis went and how Frank is rich despite being incompetent even at filling out FEC paperwork.

Wu's exactly like Elon Musk, she can't resist sticking her stupid beak in to every crisis just to see her name in print. Unlike Elon Musk though she doesn't have billions and billions of dollars to play with, and engineering staff at her beck and call to actually do anything useful, so she's about exponentially more annoying and dangerous. She's not even as inventive at tard raging when people on twitter call her out. Elon Musk would have called them all pedos by now.
At least Elon Musk actually donated real ventilators this time instead of some autistic submarine that nobody wanted.
 

Mr Snoid

My shoops are yours to do with as you like.
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Peace and Harmony

get well soon corgo
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John you're so lucky to have one more video game on top of the 50 other video games that you're already playing in this time of uncertainty.

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powerful,,,,,there is truth in storytelling after all,,,,,,,

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After this quarantine is over, they will be walking far away from your hobgoblin ass just as they did before.

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Some of you may die etc etc

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Anti Fanta

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John you're so lucky to have one more video game on top of the 50 other video games that you're already playing in this time of uncertainty.



powerful,,,,,there is truth in storytelling after all,,,,,,,

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Are these people really acting like this hack is saying something incredibly revelatory? Most teenagers with a couple of brain cells have worked this out. Embarrassing.