Brianna Walker Wu / John Walker Flynt General Thread -

What is your favorite John?

  • "Political Sperg" John

    Votes: 146 5.5%
  • "Totally a Game Developer" John

    Votes: 293 11.1%
  • "Passive-Aggressive Shithead" John

    Votes: 51 1.9%
  • "Expert in Everything, Competent in None" John

    Votes: 386 14.6%
  • "I'm Totally Not a Tranny, Seriously You Guys" John

    Votes: 399 15.1%
  • "Master Chef" John

    Votes: 56 2.1%
  • "Victim of Everything" John

    Votes: 121 4.6%
  • "Guilty of Everything Gamergate Complains About" John

    Votes: 140 5.3%
  • "Pre-Gender Identity Crisis" John

    Votes: 60 2.3%

    Votes: 554 21.0%
  • Moon Rocks Wu

    Votes: 431 16.3%

  • Total voters
I wouldn't be bothered if I were you, John, because no one considers you to be a part of any industry.

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Dude slipped up. Note that it's not "learning ... and working in this ... industry" but "learning ... to work in this ... industry." It's a sad admission that he still hasn't gotten the job he wants after decades of learning.

Peace and Harmony

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Better answer is to learn how to fucking spell when the name of the app is literally in the tweet you're replying to.


Dr. Merkwurdichliebe

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I don't recall seeing this video posted. John runs through his amazing repertoire of prize-winning gurning expressions, all enhanced by the comically mismatched eyebrows, the prognathous jaw and the flapping jowls.

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Tweet link.


What in the hell is up with his mouth in that video around the halfway mark? I guess John realizes that his facial tics are voter Kryptonite, and was struggling to keep himself from snarling. That, or the Ambien was starting to kick in.
ugh, so John's big move is making a strong password!?!
it's like deadbolting a cardboard box.

Hey infosce John you know there's a reason you can get Sonims and toughbooks without

Here's a fun it's a highly complex technique only experts like John could truly grasp, so try to follow along as best you can...Don't spray fucking photos of your desk all over the internet.

While you're at it, reconsider detailed pictures and descriptions of every minute aspect of your life for anyone to peruse. You'd think John would have learned something when a redneck drunkard was able to so easily identify John's anti-GG safehouse panic-room bunker as John's own living room
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We need real federal leadership because everywhere in America is exactly the same. I can't imagine how much your life has changed with you having to stay in the house and do jack shit all day long, John.

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"we need real federal leadership"

John has his finger on the pulse now...if only...if only there were some kind of, I don't know, a central executive officer to preside over that stuff...hmmm, what would we call that???

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