Brianna Walker Wu / John Walker Flynt General Thread -

What is your favorite John?

  • "Political Sperg" John

    Votes: 134 5.5%
  • "Totally a Game Developer" John

    Votes: 259 10.6%
  • "Passive-Aggressive Shithead" John

    Votes: 48 2.0%
  • "Expert in Everything, Competent in None" John

    Votes: 373 15.2%
  • "I'm Totally Not a Tranny, Seriously You Guys" John

    Votes: 371 15.2%
  • "Master Chef" John

    Votes: 44 1.8%
  • "Victim of Everything" John

    Votes: 111 4.5%
  • "Guilty of Everything Gamergate Complains About" John

    Votes: 134 5.5%
  • "Pre-Gender Identity Crisis" John

    Votes: 59 2.4%
  • I ORDERED A FUCKING PIZZA

    Votes: 513 21.0%
  • Moon Rocks Wu

    Votes: 401 16.4%

  • Total voters
    2,447

King Dead

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Of all the horror movies to choose from, John, skating ever closer to the thin ice, picks Sleepaway Camp, a film that is anathema in the trans community because it conflates transexuality with insanity and psychopathy, something John seems to have missed during his multiple viewings. He may need to report himself to his new HR department for violating his new CoC.
Oh, he definitely violated his cock.
 

Troon Anthropologist

Why are they like this?
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This chapter should be good. He’s showing that he’s out of his depth already, and the ink hasn’t even dried.
Is this the dawning of John’s big boy tech career? I vaguely remember him mentioning wanting to start an infosec “think tank” or something along those lines not too long ago. Or maybe we’re finally getting Revolution 61?
 

Peace and Harmony

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Thank you @thefrankwu for working tirelessly to ensure that coronavirus doesn't infringe on your companies patents ❤

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Particle Bored

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>acting like he knows anything about how a CoC applies in a workplace
>acting like 'gyp/gypped' is some exclusively southern term
>acting like some Gamestop register monkey would give a fuck
>(but really trying to imply he ever had a more prestigious job at any point)
>(or was it one of your GSK employees, and if so did they find it more or less offensive than when you gypped them out of fair compensation)
>Frank's a hero because the company he works for took taxpayer money for a test theyve yet to produce
>Frank's a hero because he'll make sure no one else can make money off of information developed with other people's money

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Peace and Harmony

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Thanks for this info John, it's good to know that there's someone out there who is ensuring that our ability to watch high school girls gyrate at us in their underwear is not destroyed forever.

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Are there really that many differences between years as far as your life goes though, John?

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"Some of you may become unemployed and lose your business, but that's a risk I'm willing to take"

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AnOminous

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Well I guess Jews, gypsies, homosexuals, and communists do all belong to the same class of degenerate according to some schools of thought so close enough.

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You have to love John, yet again, who has never had a job, telling someone who probably has that they're wrong.

Thank you @thefrankwu for working tirelessly to ensure that coronavirus doesn't infringe on your companies patents ❤

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John just told us to remember the SIX MILLION.
 

Baggywrinkle

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I thought that Stephen Lynch getting elected for another term was a sign of the apocalypse. Why isn’t brianna spending all her time campaigning for the candidate who supports all of her ideals? Is the pandemic important enough to unseat lynch with an infectious disease specialist or not?

Of course we all here know that Robbie winning the primary is actually the very worst thing that could happen for brianna. She is extremely petty, and would likely signal boost any misstep by Dr. Goldstein.
 

Next Task

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Some guy called Bret McGowen was accused of domestic abuse by this woman, so of course John Flynt has to tell her that he believes him, in public, so everyone can see that unlike ... *checks notes* nobody, he believes her.

I haven't seen anyone doubting the story, though to be fair I wasn't at all looking. But it's John. It's important that when he tells everyone he's doing the right thing he makes sure to suggest that there could be evil Gamergaters out there doing the wrong thing, which makes John's weak displays of performative empathy all the more Brave and Stunning.

I was actually hoping it had something to do with the white academic lady who was just outed for faking a Native American queer female academic for super special oppression points and to attack her university, but no such luck. Having John openly supporting a clear SJW liar and clout grifter would have been a lot of fun.

I know he has before, but still. Would have been be happy for the repeat.
 

Norvic

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Hey, it's some rare second order Things That Didn't Happen (TM)

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It's a lie (my mom said she wasn't anti-gay because she watched Ellen) built on a lie (I came out as gay to my parents and they disowned me for it.)

What a towering edifice of whoppers you create when everything has to be about you.
 
John did not collect the signatures necessary for his name to appear on the ballot.
he would have though, just the sheer numbers of construction workers yelling "we believe in you and your fat meaty dick Brianna!" as bri bri trots off a couple of 04:30 miles attests to that.
Bri withdrew to save people!
The whole thing about how bri's competition is an actual medical doctor with actual degrees and experience IRL and who is gay and who does tangible work benefiting transgender healthcare would expose bri bri as a mere Twitter blowhard is...fake news obviously engineered by a Trumpo-Russian special taskforce of gamergaters who pop aderall instead of the more wholesome and less misogynistic ambien
 
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AnOminous

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Well I guess Jews, gypsies, homosexuals, and communists do all belong to the same class of degenerate according to some schools of thought so close enough.
Don't forget those sand niggers and fat dykes! It's very important that they're fat, too.

John did not collect the signatures necessary for his name to appear on the ballot.
He sure collected a lot of Pot Belly money for not even collecting signatures. Nice scam, John.
 

Water-T

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Hey, it's some rare second order Things That Didn't Happen (TM)

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It's a lie (my mom said she wasn't anti-gay because she watched Ellen) built on a lie (I came out as gay to my parents and they disowned me for it.)

What a towering edifice of whoppers you create when everything has to be about you.
LOL. If John was running a show like Ellen, he'd be 1000x fucking worse. Just ask the former employees at Giant Space Kat and the cool $1 they each made after months of hard work!