Brianna Walker Wu / John Walker Flynt General Thread -

What is your favorite John?

  • "Political Sperg" John

    Votes: 140 5.5%
  • "Totally a Game Developer" John

    Votes: 278 10.9%
  • "Passive-Aggressive Shithead" John

    Votes: 49 1.9%
  • "Expert in Everything, Competent in None" John

    Votes: 381 14.9%
  • "I'm Totally Not a Tranny, Seriously You Guys" John

    Votes: 388 15.2%
  • "Master Chef" John

    Votes: 52 2.0%
  • "Victim of Everything" John

    Votes: 117 4.6%
  • "Guilty of Everything Gamergate Complains About" John

    Votes: 135 5.3%
  • "Pre-Gender Identity Crisis" John

    Votes: 60 2.4%
  • I ORDERED A FUCKING PIZZA

    Votes: 534 20.9%
  • Moon Rocks Wu

    Votes: 416 16.3%

  • Total voters
    2,550
John high-fives one of his fellow balding, lantern-jawed women on the acquisition of an incredibly feminine ride. (At least "Spooky Toni" seems to have some awareness of the impression he makes.)

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Considering the fate of his canine pets, it comes as no surprise that Illiterate John doesn't know the difference between a doggy and a dogie.

sorry Bri, I'm a progressive and vote on environmental issues -- you are obviously an orange man mole...special ops indeed
 

Mola Ram

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Failure to denounce...a common accusation by the left, when they're not busy ignoring the problems in their own midst.

Failure to denounce ... a conspiracy that most normies never heard of, SINISTERLY CONNECTED TO!!!!! ... a messageboard most normies have also never heard of, and .... GAAAAAMERGAAAAATE!, which, if any normies ever heard of, probably wonder what it's doing six years after the fact.

Quite frankly, the ad comes across as much crazier than anything it's accusing Trump of doing.
 

Peace and Harmony

make america corgo again
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List of events in world history (in order of plausibility):

1. Hitler and Elvis still alive, living in Mexico
2. Space aliens built the Pyramids
3. This DM

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Pocket_Sand!

The sand is not in my pockets, but in my soul.
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Quite frankly, the ad comes across as much crazier than anything it's accusing Trump of doing.

And since it's going to be seen by less than 5000 people (a good chunk of whom probably follow this thread) it's loony message is only going to heard by Kiwis, and the nut cases that still follow Chunk and Flu.
List of events in world history (in order of plausibility):

1. Hitler and Elvis still alive, living in Mexico
2. Space aliens built the Pyramids
3. This DM

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For fuck's sake, that's like the 5th or 6th time at least, that she's pulled the goobergrape apologist bullshit. The "shit that didn't happen" file is pretty much full to bursting for the 3rd quarter of 2020. Seriously Flu, step up your bullshit game, no one ever gave a shit about goobergobber, and even less so now.
 

Dr. Merkwurdichliebe

Kiwiminister für Volksaufklärung und Propaganda
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List of events in world history (in order of plausibility):

1. Hitler and Elvis still alive, living in Mexico
2. Space aliens built the Pyramids
3. This DM

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Since John did "hateful things" by sending himself fake harassing messages, I think it is entirely appropriate that he is now sending himself fake apologies.

It's logic.
 

RageCageChamp‘19

Welcome to the c*m zone
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AnOminous

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Bad luck for those networks, any show featuring sexy supermodel athlete John Walker Flynt would have been a hit based on that alone.

Imagine all the awesome footage we'd have had of a snarling feral ghoul force feeding a screaming chink bowls of festering garbage while raving insanely about goobergrape.
 

Elbe

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List of events in world history (in order of plausibility):

1. Hitler and Elvis still alive, living in Mexico
2. Space aliens built the Pyramids
3. This DM

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For context, and for those who don't remember (2014ish) here's another of John's unsolicited and totally genuine apology letters.

Brianna,

Just wanted to say that I have finally broken, and it’s thanks to you, or rather, the treatment you have received since day one.

I tried to tell myself that it was all about the “Gamers are Dead,” articles, and the forums, and for me it was, always. I don’t even go online to game so never even engage with people there. But I was blind, some would say willfully ignorant about it all. I told myself over and over that the abuse being received by women such as yourself was not real and put it out of my mind as I suspect many others have.

I distanced myself from any abuse I did see and wrote them off as fakes, but it isn’t true is it? It’s more than the majority. I was wrong all along. I never abused, or engaged you or others, I signal boosted, supported campaigns, trying to stay away from the ignorance.

Whenever a confident woman comes along to have her say in any way she is shouted down and harassed by men like me. Men who have it so easy. We are blind to the faults of society and its focus on men. We don’t like to be challenged, but we should get used to it because I have some news for you: You are winning.

You are winning and these are the death throws of a petulant, selfish culture. When they said gamers were dead, I didn’t want to believe it, but in its way it’s true. Ultimately, games are for everyone and as more women are involved the culture around video games, it will change for the better. If some obnoxious boys end up leaving then so be it. I won’t, because I will accept the changes.

I would say more female protagonists is desirable but it would benefit these males to have a majority even. They have no idea what it’s like to be a woman, and neither do I, but more empathy would follow. As would games with an abundance of strong non sexual women saving the day. It would at least stop them from thinking they are the centre of the universe, which is what the average Gamergater thinks.

I am so sorry about the way you have been treated. You are a beautiful, talented, intelligent woman who is worth one million of those people involved in gamergate, myself included. I am no longer involved in it, in fact, I may just work against.

I know though it is time for me to stand down from my pedestal and listen to women, to let them steer culture and not resist the betterment and balance they will bring.

I said before you are winning. This is the long game, and as the media continues to side with the good guys these people will simply end up bickering as they do among themselves with less and less influence. Then they will fade out, leave or change. People are getting more and more despondent, and it’s your magnificent strength in the face of the abuse which does it. They can’t fathom it. You and the others. You have outfoxed everyone, Pakman, the harassers, everyone.

To beat Gamergate, as a former insider, remain defiant, but aloof. You are better than these people, remember that. Don’t let them get to you. Remember there is no balance here, so don’t engage them as an equal and don’t let others do so. Laugh off petty insults if you can, but never show them you are hurt, they are getting off on that. It only encourages them.

I’m sorry for the length, but I just wanted to let you know there are people out there who you will ultimately beat and win over with your sheer integrity. You beat me, and I’m so glad. I am leaving GG so I will remain anonymous as I fear these people getting to me somehow but if you wish to talk further please do so. I will listen, and would appreciate any advice on going further to become the person I should have been as I’m quite ashamed of supporting what was an ugly, chaotic mess.

I’ve rejected feminism from it’s very starting point and I’ve done nothing but stand in the way of people. If I can help let me know.

Like I say, a confident, beautiful, intelligent woman worth one million of one GGer.
Thanks,"
 

Grand Fucktard

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HAHA that letter is awesome.
I have to give John credit - at least he didn't stretch plausibility to the limit by including "and might I add that you are the sexiest natal woman I have ever seen!" like he did the last time he pulled this fake email garbage.

John kinda got his GG character into Airport's Law territory with the Mary Sue kudos.
I sure hope that character's grandma, the old lay who gave John her last $10 to get elected gives him a talking to.

Airport's Law : Every day another goony beard-man gets the impression that a rainbow haired she-twink might let him cum in her if he defends feminism.
 

AnOminous

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Fucking FAGGOT re,tard Andrew Sullivan is at it again, in addition to being on the wrong side of history once more, he's also fucking obsessed with BIG BLACK COCK like all HOMOS are. Queers really need to shut their faggot mouths.

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There is nothing Based John hates more than filthy fucking homosexuals and their disgusting so-called "lifestyle" of homosinuality. John and Fred Phelps stand together against the AIDS-riddled homo hordes destroying America.
 

Dr. Merkwurdichliebe

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Now back to your caves, you slack-jawed re,tarded inbred NIGGERS!

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Is john really so stupid that he believes that Massachusetts income, property, and sales taxes are sent to Mississippi? Or is this just another case of Illiterate John's total inability to write what he means?

It's one or the other, and neither is good.
 

King Dead

Cops are better when they're mecha.
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Now back to your caves, you slack-jawed re,tarded inbred NIGGERS!

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Two things:
1. Even the most libertarian folks (that don't stray into full-on anarchy-mode) generally support the government paying for basic necessities like water, power, roads, and public services. That's not socialism, that's basic governance. Insert joke about California's rolling blackouts and failing infrastructure here.
2. John, you haven't paid taxes for pretty much the entirety of your adult life. Everything has been bankrolled by your parents or your paypig. I wouldn't be surprised if there's some scumfuckery involved with your scam PAC that lets you avoid paying taxes despite earning an income from it. Shut up and go back to your super important job of speedrunning RE3make on the baby difficulty for the umpteenth time.