John high-fives one of his fellow balding, lantern-jawed women on the acquisition of an incredibly feminine ride. (At least "Spooky Toni" seems to have some awareness of the impression he makes.)
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Considering the fate of his canine pets, it comes as no surprise that Illiterate John doesn't know the difference between a doggy and a dogie.
sorry Bri, I'm a progressive and vote on environmental issues -- you are obviously an orange man mole...special ops indeed