Brianna Walker Wu / John Walker Flynt General Thread -

What is your favorite John?

  • "Political Sperg" John

    Votes: 154 5.4%
  • "Totally a Game Developer" John

    Votes: 324 11.3%
  • "Passive-Aggressive Shithead" John

    Votes: 58 2.0%
  • "Expert in Everything, Competent in None" John

    Votes: 401 14.0%
  • "I'm Totally Not a Tranny, Seriously You Guys" John

    Votes: 438 15.3%
  • "Master Chef" John

    Votes: 58 2.0%
  • "Victim of Everything" John

    Votes: 136 4.7%
  • "Guilty of Everything Gamergate Complains About" John

    Votes: 160 5.6%
  • "Pre-Gender Identity Crisis" John

    Votes: 64 2.2%
  • I ORDERED A FUCKING PIZZA

    Votes: 604 21.0%
  • Moon Rocks Wu

    Votes: 475 16.5%

  • Total voters
    2,872

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Sweeney did nothing wrong.
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I think I did an estimate on this a while back, but for funsies, let's do it again.

To get the full picture, we should also include John's decade of leeching off his parents for his collegiate misadventures. I'm not sure what tuition was for Ole Miss and Millsaps back in the late 90's/early 00's, but between three failed attempts at a degree at two colleges and the $200k for Socially Unconscious Productions, on top of living expenses and rehab for his Ambien addiction, I'd wager his parents sunk $500k easily into their failure of a son. The $200k is the only number that we have confirmation on thanks to the records for the dissolution of the "company," so if anyone has a better estimate for the rest, by all means post it.

Then once John's parents finally have enough of his shit and cut him off, he meets Frank and gets a new paypig. In the thirteenish years that they've been together, Frank has financed the following:
  • A variety of surgeries to turn John into Brianna (unknown amount but I'm guessing at least $100k; I will admit to not keeping up with the current costs of troon chops)
  • Three Porsches and an Audi TT, as well as a bunch of repairs that frequently ruin the cars (one of the Porsches is over $100k; adding all the cars plus maintenance together would probably put it in the $200k ballpark)
  • A house in Dedham (I dunno if I should include this, but I'm sure Frank would have been fine staying in their previous hovel and John made the move; I believe the house was going for somewhere between $4-500k)
  • Giant Spacekat and Revolution 60 (I believe that was about $400k in total, and considering it was an abject failure in sales, it's safe to call that a complete wash)
  • Two failed congressional campaigns (FEC reports showed Frank was the primary financier for both scampaigns by a longshot, and probably sank another $100k across both)
  • Countless anime figurines, tabletop games, video games, consoles, and PCs over the past decade (no doubt in my mind that's at least another $100k right there)
  • Other stuff like 3D printers and a Peloton or two so John can continue his "woman in tech" larp (tack on a few thousand more, maybe a few dozen)
So not including miscellaneous expenses like expensive meal kits, vacations, and enough Ambien to knock out an elephant, and Frank's easily sunk well over a million into his ghoul "wife," if not closer to $2 million. This is a lot of spitballing here, so I could be wildly off in either direction, but it's ridiculous how much of a leech John is. Never worked a day in his life and somehow managed to fall into a screaming midget's lap who happily finances every retarded thing he wants. The best part is whenever he tries to pull his "(wo)man of the people" schtick, completely oblivious to the fact that the average Joe does not own three Porsches.
It's interesting to look at his PSN history. We know when he met Frank so we have a definite before-after point. Before Frank he didn't have many games for the PS3. Immediately after Frank the list started to be populated with tons of games that he barely played(like not even getting the trophy for beating the first level). Who knows how much shit Wu bought that he never even opened, always getting the special edition of course.

I was taking a look at his PSN profile just now but I guess some extra pervy anime game got released and Wu realizes that people are watching.
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Dizzydent

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I used to mine Ethereum for fun, i made like 18 bucks in 2 months running the card at 100% all day and night making a ton of noise and heat and using more electricity than it was worth while wearing out my computer. That 18 dollars i forgot about is now worth 100 and im just trying to cash out my wallet cause i think the bubble is going to burst again, plus who the fuck mines on an nvidia card? Also you cant really use the computer if you're mining so good luck getting those deepfakes done
 

hell is other robots

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But I thought crypto was literally going to destroy the entire world by consuming all power and causing the Sun to burn out.

To John it is free money though. Not only did Frank buy all the equipment, he also pays for all the electricity. At least it will be less expensive than buying another Porch for John to back into parking bollards.

I see it more as another feather in Wu's "I'm an expert" cap.
 

AirdropShitposts

That's a side effect of the marijuana poisoning!
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Naomi Wolf has a PhD in English literature*, why would you expect her to know anything about software? That "I actually work with developers" sounds like a John type claim.

edit: Oh, I see, John is trying to get his own dunk in like this woman successfully did:
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*That was reworked into her book Outrages where the thesis was found to have a major error.
 
Good call on dropping out of school after ten years and getting no degree John! That shit was definitely a waste of time since you need any degree to show how much smarter you are compared to everyone else, and also you have multiple Porches.

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crashes, like transcription errors? or what abt overheats? those vax's don't do too well with that

Hasn't software engineer Wu ever worked on a system that doesn't use passwords... ever?
there's nothing inherent in SW that requires passwords.

how can John have no degree at all and be so....oh, I guess it answers its own question

plenty of stupid PhDs though Johnnie. Hell, I can think of one that gets cheated out of his earnings on the daily
 
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Dr. Merkwurdichliebe

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Good call on dropping out of school after ten years and getting no degree John! That shit was definitely a waste of time since you need any degree to show how much smarter you are compared to everyone else, and also you have multiple Porches.

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A flunked-out journalism student and a third-wave feminist accused of academic fraud, both with blue check marks, slap fighting on Twitter about mRNA, about which neither of them knows dick.

Can John prevail by playing the "I'm married to a patent agent so I'm a scientist" card?
 

HomerSimpson

I AM SO SMRT!
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I'm proud of John for crypto-mining, an activity that uses tons of electricity and harms the environment.
Imagine if instead of mining for it, he provided a service. Maybe help with game development or something. Of course, then there would be evidence of how inept he is.
I see it more as another feather in Wu's "I'm an expert" cap.
And given how he is, he'll pull out some shallow shit that makes him sound clever, while dismissing and blocking everyone who questions him or asks him something he can't answer instantly.
No one knows or wants to know what goes on in that bedroom.
I'm guessing absolutely nothing. They have the sort of relationship that just screams 0 intimacy. Everything is for show and it only exists on the surface for posting on twitter.
 

Dr. Merkwurdichliebe

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I'm guessing absolutely nothing. They have the sort of relationship that just screams 0 intimacy. Everything is for show and it only exists on the surface for posting on twitter.

I don't know. Based on the shitty tentacle porn Frank writes, I suspect that he's exactly the kind of guy who would love to slide his Celestial micropenis into an open surgical wound.
 

Dizzydent

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Right John, Bill Maher is such a little BITCH, because there are no examples of people being fired from their jobs for utterly trivial shit. Just doesn't happen. Freedom of speech doesn't mean freedom from consequences!

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John is just pissed cause Bill Maher thinks people shouldnt be cancelled even if you dont agree with what they say

Here's the clip of what he's so mad about
 

Stupid Cunt

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Wu is exactly the type of person that scalpers thrive on.
Came here to say this. Wu is a scalpers wet dream.
Classic Wu. Buy the shiny new tech from scalpers for multiples of the RRP...and have no actual use for it. He did it for the flex and because he is a materialistic imbecile. If he actually cared about spending Franks money wisely (LOL), he could buy the same CPU / GPU pair or something 80 -90% as powerful in 6 months when supply has improved for actual retail pricing (i.e. $1.000 total not $3,000+). Imagine splurging a couple of grand to get something early so you can....mine Ethereum.

Didn't John rail against crypto until recently? Given how much of a fantasist he is, I'd not be surprised if he tells Craig Wright to pipe down and start claiming to be Satoshi Nakamoto himself. I mean, John does say all the time that people assume he's of Oriental descent due to the surname...In reality he probably convinced Frank to buy $10k of BTC near the all time high on Coinbase. Crypto legend indeed.
 

Peace and Harmony

✨ you're the sparkle of my life ✨
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Oh no John called a comedian a racist Nazi, now what do we do

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But a wait a minute! Even a genocidal mass murderer like Joe Rogan may be redeemed if it turns out he likes Porches just like John does.

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Just in case you were wondering what kind of fucking re,tard still watches award shows in 2021.

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