Brianna Walker Wu / John Walker Flynt General Thread -

What is your favorite John?

  • "Political Sperg" John

    Votes: 160 5.3%
  • "Totally a Game Developer" John

    Votes: 345 11.4%
  • "Passive-Aggressive Shithead" John

    Votes: 60 2.0%
  • "Expert in Everything, Competent in None" John

    Votes: 412 13.6%
  • "I'm Totally Not a Tranny, Seriously You Guys" John

    Votes: 463 15.3%
  • "Master Chef" John

    Votes: 62 2.1%
  • "Victim of Everything" John

    Votes: 138 4.6%
  • "Guilty of Everything Gamergate Complains About" John

    Votes: 167 5.5%
  • "Pre-Gender Identity Crisis" John

    Votes: 73 2.4%
  • I ORDERED A FUCKING PIZZA

    Votes: 641 21.2%
  • Moon Rocks Wu

    Votes: 502 16.6%

  • Total voters
    3,023

fuckidunno

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And it's deleted. I went to look for a larger image because I am 99.9% sure that it was just UDK compiling scripts on a Rev60 level.

John just took it down b/c the image was sort of generic and didn't really show twitter the facts

Maybe later, he'll post pics of what it really looks when John crunches numbers
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Dr. Merkwurdichliebe

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Yeah! Maybe everyone should just start mining crypto instead of having heating systems and that will save the planet! At least until crypto consumes all energy in the universe that is.

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So Engineer John expects people to believe that his desktop computer puts out almost as much heat as a space heater that keeps a New England basement warm during 20° weather. His followers must have an average IQ in the low 70s.
 

Dr. Merkwurdichliebe

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I wonder what could have prompted this reaction, John.

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If you were paying attention, John, you'd have noticed that women of your age are a thousand times more likely to be talking about their kids graduating from college this year than about buying a crib for their perimenopausal babies.

And stop claiming that you chose not to become pregnant. You're a man.
 

AnOminous

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I wonder what could have prompted this reaction, John.

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It's easy for a man like John not to have children. He doesn't have a uterus, and the screaming chink he is married to also doesn't. Let us all take a moment to empathize with their extremely difficult decision not to have a baby.
 

King Dead

Cops are better when they're mecha.
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Wrong again rapist Nazi, John considered the position very carefully and made the conscious decision not to. How does it feel to be wrong, you fucking fascist child abuser?

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I mean, at least he's being honest that the very idea of sacrifice is anathema to a greedy parasite like John. However, the fact he's trying to spin his utter lack of empathy or any sort of nurturing feelings as a positive really doesn't help disprove the "John is actually a reptilian pretending to be human" theories. It's telling that he sees the hypothetical children as leeches of his time and money; in John's mind, he's the only one who gets to be a fat sack of shit lazing about the house.

Given these statements, I'm pretty sure that if it weren't for Frank, all of John's dogs would have died years ago, instead of just the one. He might not do a very good job of taking care of them (get those fucking dogs groomed, christ), but at least he feeds them, something I doubt John would even remember to do in his perpetual Ambien haze.
 

Particle Bored

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Wrong again rapist Nazi, John considered the position very carefully and made the conscious decision not to. How does it feel to be wrong, you fucking fascist child abuser?

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"Acknowledging that I'm so selfish it would be damaging to children in my care, and that I instead chose to embrace my selfishness, isnt selfish."
 

Dr. Merkwurdichliebe

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I mean, at least he's being honest that the very idea of sacrifice is anathema to a greedy parasite like John. However, the fact he's trying to spin his utter lack of empathy or any sort of nurturing feelings as a positive really doesn't help disprove the "John is actually a reptilian pretending to be human" theories. It's telling that he sees the hypothetical children as leeches of his time and money; in John's mind, he's the only one who gets to be a fat sack of shit lazing about the house.

As a really stupid narcissist, John hasn't figured out that everyone else isn't just like him. He doubtless assumes that any child he and Frank kidnapped would be a miniature John Walker Flynt. And nobody, including John's long-suffering parents, wants one of those running around the house for 30 years screaming, "Gimme, gimme, gimme!"
 

HomerSimpson

I AM SO SMRT!
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NOT ANOTHER FUCKING DIME!!!!!! Any child who plays this game and enjoys it is GUILTY of RAPING quintillions of trannies simultaneously.

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I almost never buy games day 1, but I may have to for this.
So Engineer John expects people to believe that his desktop computer puts out almost as much heat as a space heater that keeps a New England basement warm during 20° weather. His followers must have an average IQ in the low 70s.
I have a small heater that heats the entire basement of my place and does so enough to counter the cold draft coming in from the...I have no clue what it's called. Thingy attached to the furnace for the exhaust I think?
What's this sperg even talking about? You can emulate the MegaCD on any computer.
I can't fault him for his. Everything I own basically becomes an SNES emulator.
I wonder what could have prompted this reaction, John.

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John is a man in his 40s, and if he were capable of reproduction, he would probably die during child birth due to pregnancy complications.
 

AnOminous

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As a really stupid narcissist, John hasn't figured out that everyone else isn't just like him. He doubtless assumes that any child he and Frank kidnapped would be a miniature John Walker Flynt. And nobody, including John's long-suffering parents, wants one of those running around the house for 30 years screaming, "Gimme, gimme, gimme!"
That's assuming mini-John somehow finds a screaming chink millionaire to chop his cock off and turn him into a troon bride and then fund his multi-million dollar excursions into absolute failure. So mini-John would either be around forever, or be a homeless failure disgracing his parents even after squandering millions of dollars failing to get even a retard level bachelor's degree or any kind of business.
 

fuckidunno

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What a pickle for young buck John Flynt, who needs to figure out how to reach those genocidal old people who only care about their sprawling mansions. Why not just kill them all off, John?

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"I have no idea what older people like"

Multiple Porsches and commiting "environmental crimes" but only a little I'll just put the tip in bit
 
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