Brianna Walker Wu / John Walker Flynt General Thread -

[Peace and Harmony]

Misspelled "Mike Cernovich", John!
only kidding, although @brianstelter isn't going to rub his shrivelled nutsack against your seeping crotch mutilation either.

Frank is FAT! John is THIN!

 

[Sonichu-choo trainwreck]

putting your HRM on your dog doesn't count.

John sounds like he's
1) not really respecting training zones
2) not using his bike's powermeter
3) getting calorie focused (did you notice his training plan driving nmbr is Kcals?)
4) neglecting resistance and functional fully body
5) not properly recovering
6) not phasing his training

I'd love to see his peloton* power numbers ...He's trying so hard to be a girl he's accidentally copied anorexic mom/karen weight loss voodoo

I'd love to see his actual bik set up and power metrics...5 will get you 20 he's doing the classic low saddle no resistance super spin like mid 40s wanna wear lulu lemon too old for a high ponytail but still wear one gym beckys do

*Peloton -- the cycle for people who will never ride in a peloton

 

[King Dead]

putting your HRM on your dog doesn't count.

John sounds like he's
1) not really respecting training zones
2) not using his bike's powermeter
3) getting calorie focused (did you notice his training plan driving nmbr is Kcals?)
4) neglecting resistance and functional fully body
5) not properly recovering
6) not phasing his training

I'd love to see his peloton* power numbers ...He's trying so hard to be a girl he's accidentally copied anorexic mom/karen weight loss voodoo

I'd love to see his actual bik set up and power metrics...5 will get you 20 he's doing the classic low saddle no resistance super spin like mid 40s wanna wear lulu lemon too old for a high ponytail but still wear one gym beckys do

*Peloton -- the cycle for people who will never ride in a peloton

Let's not forget that one picture of John (never gets old, I swear):


Some people have to work harder to lose weight and keep it off, while others can eat a lot without gaining weight easily. John is complaining about a basic fitness fact. He's also lazy and can't cook, so they're assuredly eating takeout all the time. And that's without getting into the fact that BMI is a rough measure that really doesn't take into account muscle and fat percentages.

I was going to check John's Peloton page to see if it was gathering dust, but unfortunately you can't just create an account anymore without signing up for a "free" trial (that still needs a credit card). Not gonna do that, so if any kiwis are on Peloton, I believe his username is just BriannaWu, same as elsewhere.

 

[Grand Fucktard]

Doctor Doctor, despite my ironman training regime and eating icewater and kale (or so I tell people) I don't have the body composition of this ball-laden Chink I'm married to. Do you think it could have anything to do with the boatload exogenous hormones I pump into myself? I personally doubt it, I'm pretty sure it's residual stress from Gametgate.


bitch bitch bitch bitch...hey you wanted to be a girl, welcome to female hormones and body fat.

 

[AnOminous]

Doctor Doctor, despite my ironman training regime and eating icewater and kale I don't have the body composition of this ball-laden Chink I'm married to. Do you think it could have anything to do with the boatload exogenous hormones I pump into myself? I personally doubt it, I'm pretty sure it's residual stress from Gametgate.


bitch bitch bitch bitch...hey you wanted to be a girl, welcome to female hormones and body fat.

Maybe if he hadn't chopped off his dick and balls he'd not be fattening up like a gibbed cat.

 

[Grand Fucktard]

Also Piers Morgan dated Meghan for a brief time years ago and know her personally and he gets shit for it.

That's nothing dude.
John actually WAS Meghan, but when he came out as unspecified "queer" the royal family disowned him. He escaped to America by fitting 2 of the queen's corgis with torque vectoring and using them as trans-atlantic (his first transition) water skis because torque vectoring solves everything.

after landing on the coast, John ran at 160 BPM to evade gamergate and used a space space-camp shuttle to travel back in time to grow up in the South.

and that's how the legend of Missipppi John begins

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Never forget that 2020 never happened and that two rounds of Trumpbux were never sent out.

 

[Sonichu-choo trainwreck]

That's nothing dude.
John actually WAS Meghan, but when he came out as unspecified "queer" the royal family disowned him. He escaped to America by fitting 2 of the queen's corgis with torque vectoring and using them as trans-atlantic (his first transition) water skis because torque vectoring solves everything.

after landing on the coast, John ran at 160 BPM to evade gamergate and used a space space-camp shuttle to travel back in time to grow up in the South.

and that's how the legend of Missipppi John begins

I heard that Gamergate had borrowed a kiwifarms brand nazi-frost™ freeze ray, but they only clipped John in the dick and the ricochet took out both corgis.
Luckily nearby there was a semi-young lawyer hopeful working at The Screaming Chinaman, a Korean food truck, who was able to make a pup-pup platter from scratch with a hello pooch meal kit.
Holding onto the dropped cockcicle, the chinaman dreamed of a day he could be reunited with his benefactor and corner the market on bitcoins. With the proceeds he would start a NEW food truck serving a patented treat his mysterious love inspired as she sprinted 1000 calories away....the 2 stick corndog

 

[Peace and Harmony]

You being fucking re,tarded might have something to do with it.

Haha if only, John! Then you could just take a money and leave the dog outside to freeze to death like what you did to the other one.

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

You being fucking re,tarded might have something to do with it.

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Not surprising that Engineer John hasn't heard of this recent invention known as the thermometer.

I'd also bet money that he has no clue what "preheat the oven" means.

 

[HomerSimpson]

He's talking about Piers Morgan getting cancelled because he was skeptical about the interview Harry and Meghan had with Oprah saying it sounded like fake victimhood. Also Piers Morgan dated Meghan for a brief time years ago and know her personally and he gets shit for it.

Skip to around 5 min to see what all the fuss is about then this happened today and he's gone cause black man asks him about his previous relationship and he storms out and gets fired

Even Trudeau is going into damage control right now as im typing
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WE AREN'T A FUCKING COLONY ANYMORE! And the queen is a figure head and nothing more. Who gives a flying fuck about affluent people complaining about hardships. Same goes for john. He has 0 to complain about yet still finds stuff to complain about.

Misspelled "Mike Cernovich", John!
only kidding, although @brianstelter isn't going to rub his shrivelled nutsack against your seeping crotch mutilation either.

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Frank is FAT! John is THIN!

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gonna press x to doubt for john burning 1000 calories a day. Especially with how many health issues he has. I use exercise equipment and do bodyweight exercises daily and don't hit 1000 calories burned ever.
Edit:

trans-atlantic (his first transition)

My sides.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

John what the heck, I thought Biden saved America from poverty and destruction, what is this?

 

[AnOminous]

John sounds angry that even a completely irrelevant idiot like Dornald Drumpf is still more important than he is. He chopped his own cock off to be important! Why is nobody paying attention to John (except us)?

 

[Sonichu-choo trainwreck]

"he's des

John sounds angry that even a completely irrelevant idiot like Dornald Drumpf is still more important than he is. He chopped his own cock off to be important! Why is nobody paying attention to John (except us)?

He's desperate for your attention


pot meet kettle (only the kettle actually succeeded in getting elected)


it was a random picture....[the reality] is not a very compelling image

You being fucking re,tarded might have something to do with it.

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"can you fix something like this"

Missippi John, who has been known to whittle an entire 911 out of a pine bough, has never heard of appliance repair?

lI'm not shocked that John, like P&H pointed out, hasn't used an actual thermometer. John's allergic to diagnostics...remember his circuit test? he put a new fuse in an unidentified circuit and when nothing changed he threw in the towel...he didn't even put a meter across the fuse to see if the leg was even energized.

 

[Ghostse]

"can you fix something like this"

Missippi John, who has been known to whittle an entire 911 out of a pine bough, has never heard of appliance repair?

lI'm not shocked that John, like P&H pointed out, hasn't used an actual thermometer. John's allergic to diagnostics...remember his circuit test? he put a new fuse in an unidentified circuit and when nothing changed he threw in the towel...he didn't even put a meter across the fuse to see if the leg was even energized.

(shit, it was a reply, sorry for the double post)

A true engineer like Miss'ippi John doesn't need a thermometer, they measure the delta of an object's thermal energy versus its ambient environment - or what you NON-ENGINEERS quiantly call "temperature"- by noting the degree of refraction of light through the air around it. Only plebes rely on the expansion rates of two disimilar metals or god forbid the expansion of a fluid in a pressure-sealed tube.

Now if you'll excuse me its time for me, a very excellent chef who is greatly concerned about climate change, to prepare a fabulous meal by pulling ingredients that were delivered in the least efficient manner possible with tons of extra packing waste out of a carboard box.

Before I go: Who here is a culinary master enough to tell me what it is and what its used for, and why it will make my meal the best ever?
[hand coffee grinder.jpg]

 

[HomerSimpson]

A true engineer like Miss'ippi John doesn't need a thermometer, they measure the delta of an object's thermal energy versus its ambient environment - or what you NON-ENGINEERS quiantly call "temperature"- by noting the degree of refraction of light through the air around it. Only plebes rely on the expansion rates of two disimilar metals or god forbid the expansion of a fluid in a pressure-sealed tube.

Now if you'll excuse me its time for me, a very excellent chef who is greatly concerned about climate change, to prepare a fabulous meal by pull ingredients that were delivered in the least efficient manner possible with tons of extra packing waste.

Before I go: Who here is a culinary mater enough to tell me what it is and what its used for, and why it will make my meal the best ever?
[hand coffee grinder.jpg]

I seriously love these kinds of posts. The adventures of John the black mississippi cis woman.

 

[Grand Fucktard]

being a game designer, John was born with an intuitive grasp of temperature.
Back in Mississippi would bet people that he could lay the head of his penis on something and get within +/- 0.03deg F

He doesn't ever talk about that anymore though. I wonder why. did something happen?

 

[Jack Awful]

being a game designer, John was born with an intuitive grasp of temperature.
Back in Mississippi would bet people that he could lay the head of his penis on something and get within +/- 0.03deg F

He doesn't ever talk about that anymore though. I wonder why. did something happen?

Wasn't there a thing where someone tried metooing John, but his friends in the media helped bury it cuz transphobia or something?

 

[Dork Of Ages]

Wasn't there a thing where someone tried metooing John, but his friends in the media helped bury it cuz transphobia or something?

I think that was Frank's ex-wife?

 

[Water-T]

I'd bet good money that John doesn't preheat his oven, and just throws the meal in the oven right after turning it on while screaming DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM? STOP BAKESPLAING!