Brianna Walker Wu / John Walker Flynt General Thread -

What is your favorite John?

  • "Political Sperg" John

    Votes: 160 5.3%
  • "Totally a Game Developer" John

    Votes: 345 11.4%
  • "Passive-Aggressive Shithead" John

    Votes: 60 2.0%
  • "Expert in Everything, Competent in None" John

    Votes: 412 13.6%
  • "I'm Totally Not a Tranny, Seriously You Guys" John

    Votes: 463 15.3%
  • "Master Chef" John

    Votes: 62 2.1%
  • "Victim of Everything" John

    Votes: 138 4.6%
  • "Guilty of Everything Gamergate Complains About" John

    Votes: 167 5.5%
  • "Pre-Gender Identity Crisis" John

    Votes: 73 2.4%
  • I ORDERED A FUCKING PIZZA

    Votes: 641 21.2%
  • Moon Rocks Wu

    Votes: 502 16.6%

  • Total voters
    3,023

Bismuth Ferrite

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I think that was Frank's ex-wife?
Yes if I recall correctly, Frank's ex wife had a few things to say about the shrieking chink. Frank being both well connected in progressive circles and not important enough for his scalp to be a trophy played big a role in these allegations never amounting to anything. I'm not sure how much reach Bribri's actually got but I very much doubt she was the one pulling strings to get it to go away.
There is some poetic value to a wife beater marrying an absolute troglodyte hambeast that he can't physically harm while "she" gets to humiliate him on twitter.

Also, if we're specifically talking about John sexual misconducts, I'm pretty sure there are some 40 yo gays that went to ole miss two decades ago that could tell a story or two about him. But this only speculation on my end, naturally.
A question though for more well versed john scholars, was john ever actually "bi"?
I mean, did pre-trans john ever try to pick-up a girl? Do we know about it? I know he's a pathological liar but I really wonder if the bi thing he keeps talking about has any root in reality.
Also thinking about that ugly fucker trying to get into an upper middle class sorority girl from old miss pants is really funny to me and I'd love to live in a timeline where it's happened.
 

White Devil

If He Dies, He Dies
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Wasn't there a thing where someone tried metooing John, but his friends in the media helped bury it cuz transphobia or something?

I think that was Frank's ex-wife?
Pretty sure it was Frank and his ex wife and it's been covered further back in this thread. Basically she tried to expose what an actual piece of shit Frank is and he made very public social media pity me posts where he lies his ass off and all his media buddies took turns giving him ass pats in the comments.
 

Dr. Merkwurdichliebe

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A question though for more well versed john scholars, was john ever actually "bi"?
I mean, did pre-trans john ever try to pick-up a girl? Do we know about it? I know he's a pathological liar but I really wonder if the bi thing he keeps talking about has any root in reality.
Also thinking about that ugly fucker trying to get into an upper middle class sorority girl from old miss pants is really funny to me and I'd love to live in a timeline where it's happened.

John's claims to be bisexual are nothing more than him trying to score a few meager oppression points because he refuses to acknowledge the obvious fact that he trooned out because he couldn't get laid as a gay man due to his unique combination of batshit crazy and grotesquely repulsive. The lie also allows him to elbow his way into LBGTBBQ discussions without acknowledging that he's a T, not a B.
 
Pretty sure it was Frank and his ex wife and it's been covered further back in this thread. Basically she tried to expose what an actual piece of shit Frank is and he made very public social media pity me posts where he lies his ass off and all his media buddies took turns giving him ass pats in the comments.
he he that's when Frank was spewing vitriol about his ex-wife being one of the worst people he's ever had the misfortune to meet (meat?) and is a terrible monster, etc etc
and then tried to close with something like "I wish you all the best"
 
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Grand Fucktard

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I'd bet good money that John doesn't preheat his oven, and just throws the meal in the oven right after turning it on while screaming DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM? STOP BAKESPLAING!

I had not even considered that level of stupiity, but it fits.

given John's twitter addiction (like why he put the fancy stereo in his car)

I figure it goes down like

Recipe :
Bake @350 for 30-35 mins

John :
who is this @350? I must go to my twitter and tell @350 about my Porsches. Chinaman! you're going to have to nuke some pizza rolls, I have to be self-important
 

Fuck My Life

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I had not even considered that level of stupiity, but it fits.

given John's twitter addiction (like why he put the fancy stereo in his car)

I figure it goes down like

Recipe :
Bake @350 for 30-35 mins

John :
who is this @350? I must go to my twitter and tell @350 about my Porsches. Chinaman! you're going to have to nuke some pizza rolls, I have to be self-important
John suffers from Superiority complex and is a know-it-all. It would fucking suck to be in his class at school. Then again we would of probably jumped him after school because I went to a shit hole where you cannot have nice things.
 

AprilRains

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John suffers from Superiority complex and is a know-it-all. It would fucking suck to be in his class at school. Then again we would of probably jumped him after school because I went to a shit hole where you cannot have nice things.
The urge to beat up John does not prove an inability to have nice things. If anything, it sounds like your classmates had a fine sense of justice.
 

AnOminous

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A true engineer like Miss'ippi John doesn't need a thermometer, they measure the delta of an object's thermal energy versus its ambient environment - or what you NON-ENGINEERS quiantly call "temperature"- by noting the degree of refraction of light through the air around it.
I'm pretty sure he also uses alpha blades. And flashes the BIOS.
John's claims to be bisexual are nothing more than him trying to score a few meager oppression points because he refuses to acknowledge the obvious fact that he trooned out because he couldn't get laid as a gay man due to his unique combination of batshit crazy and grotesquely repulsive.
Also he was a giant fatso. Gay guys hate lardasses.
 

Fuck My Life

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The urge to beat up John does not prove an inability to have nice things. If anything, it sounds like your classmates had a fine sense of justice.
My class mates just didn't like know-it-all kids especially the ones that try to suck up, pretend they know it all, bragged about what they got ect... I went to a pretty tough school, John wouldn't last.
 

Dr. Merkwurdichliebe

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My class mates just didn't like know-it-all kids especially the ones that try to suck up, pretend they know it all, bragged about what they got ect... I went to a pretty tough school, John wouldn't last.

We may have attended the same school. At the very least, at my university John would have returned to his dorm room to find his shit packed up and stacked in the hall. One gay guy had his jaw broken when he indecently proposition the wrong classmate. And John, the 10-year undergrad in journalism, would have been ridiculed until he cried when he lectured the computer science majors about flashing the PSU.
 

HomerSimpson

I AM SO SMRT!
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I'm pretty sure he also uses alpha blades. And flashes the BIOS.

Also he was a giant fatso. Gay guys hate lardasses.
I hate that I fucking know this, but that's just not true. I know a couple of gay dudes that are chubby chasers. I put on some weight and my one gay friend started showing an interest in me. Up to the point of sending pics of him doing gay shit to try and turn me on. Had to end that friendship :/
 

CloacaRimjob

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He's talking about Piers Morgan getting cancelled because he was skeptical about the interview Harry and Meghan had with Oprah saying it sounded like fake victimhood. Also Piers Morgan dated Meghan for a brief time years ago and know her personally and he gets shit for it.

Skip to around 5 min to see what all the fuss is about then this happened today and he's gone cause black man asks him about his previous relationship and he storms out and gets fired
Even Trudeau is going into damage control right now as im typing
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Signed up purely for this statement, when was old piers dipping meghan?
 

OttoWest

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Signed up purely for this statement, when was old piers dipping meghan?
They didn’t date but socialized together when Meg was trying to get an in to the London media crowd and thought she could use Morgan to help her. They had drinks once or twice before Meghan met Harry; she dropped Piers as a friend after that.

Apologies for the double post but John is now weighing in on the latest twitter drama involving Sady Doyle and Jesse Singal:
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CloacaRimjob

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They didn’t date but socialized together when Meg was trying to get an in to the London media crowd and thought she could use Morgan to help her. They had drinks once or twice before Meghan met Harry; she dropped Piers as a friend after that.

No worries, I'd seen in some articles piers said she ghosted him. It would have made the whole situation with them even funnier
 
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