Brianna Walker Wu / John Walker Flynt General Thread -

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What is your favorite John?

  • "Political Sperg" John

    Votes: 156 5.3%
  • "Totally a Game Developer" John

    Votes: 331 11.3%
  • "Passive-Aggressive Shithead" John

    Votes: 60 2.0%
  • "Expert in Everything, Competent in None" John

    Votes: 406 13.8%
  • "I'm Totally Not a Tranny, Seriously You Guys" John

    Votes: 452 15.4%
  • "Master Chef" John

    Votes: 61 2.1%
  • "Victim of Everything" John

    Votes: 137 4.7%
  • "Guilty of Everything Gamergate Complains About" John

    Votes: 163 5.6%
  • "Pre-Gender Identity Crisis" John

    Votes: 70 2.4%
  • I ORDERED A FUCKING PIZZA

    Votes: 613 20.9%
  • Moon Rocks Wu

    Votes: 486 16.6%

  • Total voters
    2,935

Peace and Harmony

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Huge thunk indeed John, though certainly this dumb JEW whore Bari Weiss doesn't know what the fuck she's talking about. Honestly she should have her vagina ripped out and then she should be gassed.

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Is this the same journalism professor you called a SAND-NIG,GER?

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Water-T

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Funny how there has never once been a picture of John actually working on any of his paypig's cars (or driving them, for that matter). It's either just before or just after the job in question, often with Frank's screaming mug plastered over it, and no indication of who did the work. It's almost like he's been lying about his skills the whole time, but he wouldn't do that, would he?
Same with his car/motorcycle driving. We never see John driving either - just him posing inside or in front of one.

Remember that ad of him "riding away" on his motorcycle? That was stock footage taken elsewhere. Or when he had an interview, and make some lame excuse about "not being able to find his car" in parking lot and took an Uber? Why not use your key fob alarm to locate the car? Unless you're at an airport headed to a flight, who leaves their car at a random parking lot overnight? It's fairly obvious that John larps as a driver/mechanic and can barely manage to turn the key in the ignition without ramming the damn thing into a bollard.
 
Huge thunk indeed John, though certainly this dumb JEW whore Bari Weiss doesn't know what the fuck she's talking about. Honestly she should have her vagina ripped out and then she should be gassed.

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Is this the same journalism professor you called a SAND-NIG,GER?

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I don't think using cutouts to thinking about "frames for stories" is ridiculous.
I mean not only is that where the metaphor comes from but it works in practice.
i remember post-katrina know the exact areas where some news pieces were taking shots and depending on the SHOT FRAMING (like there's be a fucked up house next to a house that was OK) they could either push the message things-are-on-the-mend OR things-are-still-all-fuck-ed-up

or this...
 

Water-T

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I guess I think about it like making fun of Jerry Seinfeld or Woody Allen for being Jews because that's the persona - the neurotic new york jew. They are playing into that.
But it just doesn't map to a Jewish person at large who isn't actively living a stereotype.

Same thing for me with trans people (I think troon, trans-goon helps clear that up..and it's super descriptive).
since KF is dedicated to eccentric internet weirdos I think the transperson who is not making a public spectacle out of their deal and resting the majority of their identity on that - who is just living their lives and isn't looking to start shit...they don't even warrant mention on KF, they aren't who we are talking about
I just leave them be. Views vary but the lolcow's gender-identity isn't a deal to me it's that they are assholes and their gender thing is just the dick THEY decide to swing to hassle people
Ditto. I generally give everyone a base level of respect, including referring to trans people by their preferred name and pronouns.

But wackadoo asshole troons like John? FUCK 'EM.
 
Same with his car/motorcycle driving. We never see John driving either - just him posing inside or in front of one.

Remember that ad of him "riding away" on his motorcycle? That was stock footage taken elsewhere. Or when he had an interview, and make some lame excuse about "not being able to find his car" in parking lot and took an Uber? Why not use your key fob alarm to locate the car? Unless you're at an airport headed to a flight, who leaves their car at a random parking lot overnight? It's fairly obvious that John larps as a driver/mechanic and can barely manage to turn the key in the ignition without ramming the damn thing into a bollard.
I remember when in the 2018 congresswoman video, he was shown driving a car. He was driving illegally in that video if he does not have a driver's license.
 

Mola Ram

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John I don't understand, aren't you a superstar athlete who has run 10 miles every single day since college? Why do you need to lose weight and lower your BMI?

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John simps for Peloton in a giant thread that I don't give a fuck about and also has a $20,000 treadmill, add that to the tally.

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So is 20 grand more or less than John spent on chopping his dick off, because I can't help but feel his priorities are a trifle skewed.
 

AnOminous

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I don't know if I'd really consider the Wundigo a man either, because "man" implies 1. a manhood in the physical sense, which is missing, and 2. a degree of maturity that this overgrown baby clearly lacks. You could call Wu either him or her and be equally off the mark, since the truth is that it is a mutant freak out of a schlocky horror movie that defies human classification.
A human has two legs but remains a human if they lose their legs in a car crash. A man has a penis and balls, but remains a man if he cuts them off.
 

Dr. Merkwurdichliebe

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Is this the same journalism professor you called a SAND-NIG,GER?

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Looking around through a hole in a piece of paper is a metaphor for framing a story, not practical advice. In other words, this never happened.

It could, however, be practical in a photojournalism class.

Ambien probably deserves the credit for Investigative Reporter John being unable to remember what class he was in.
 

break these cuffs

THANK YOU AJ
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The Government Is Warning Parents Not To Use Peloton's Treadmill Near Children​

The US government says the "Peloton Tread+ poses serious risks to children for abrasions, fractures, and death." The company calls the warning "inaccurate and misleading."​

https://kiwifarms.is/threads/the-go...o-use-pelotons-treadmill-near-children.88987/

John wins again! I bet his treadmill never killed any kids. Countdown until he tweets about this.
 

HomerSimpson

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Ditto. I generally give everyone a base level of respect, including referring to trans people by their preferred name and pronouns.

But wackadoo asshole troons like John? FUCK 'EM.
Over the last few years, I've been doing that less and less. And a big part is this forum. Seeing trannies like John, John yaniv, ADF i think his name is, and others, I just hate them now. Just get councilling and live with your genitals you fucking weirdo.
 

Jet Fuel Johnny

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OK, 2,000 miles a year.

5.45 miles a day. Not shabby IF you do it.

But...

So, as former military and a marathon runner, combat cross-country team member, and Division marathon team runner, I ran quite a bit. Monday and Friday, 10 miles. Ran with the unit on 1 mile runs during the week, took the weekends off, ran 5 miles on Wed. Did this, for over a decade.

Before that, I was cross country and track from 7th grade on. Letterman in HS.

I had one knee repair, and it wasn't from running. It was a catastrophic line of duty injury. A cheap ass US government repair done by a drunken retard with out of date procedures and rusty tools.

Once I recovered, I started running again. Within 1 year I was back to running in 20+ mile marathons, triathalons, Iron Man competitions. Continuing to run after your knee surgery is recommended if you're a long distance runner.

BUT, let's look at Wendigo Wu. Claim to have ran 5 miles a day EVERY day for 10 years. Now, even the best athletes take a few days to rest (Running is one of the few things you can do every day, unless you go over 10 miles in day, then you should take at least one day off) but Wu is trying to make it sound like she was out there running 5 miles a day.

Rather than say "I ran 5+ miles each day" she'd rather claim "I ran 2,000 miles in a year", because it sounds awesome. That means 5.45 miles every day. Every. Single. Day.

OR, she's trying to claim that she ran 10 miles a day on a weekday schedule. Or 20 miles a day on a weekend schedule.

Basic math, from a soft-bodied ghoul like Wendigo Wu shows she's full of shit.

But beyond that: When a runner's knee goes, it's either an accident or a bad stride. If they got "cartiledge regeneration surgery" they'd mention which one, because if they were a runner, the regrowths prior to 2010 were risky endeavors that could fuck up your knee worse. Only one knee went, yet they still run "every other day" like most non-athletes or non-competitive show run TWO THOUSAND FUCKING MILES AKA 5.45 miles a day.

When we look at Wendigo Wu's legs, she has no definition. Her arms are flabby, her chest is thin, her legs looks like someone shoved oatmeal in a pair of discarded Playtex stockings. Nowhere does it look like they are a long distance runner, which is a different look than walking 2 miles a day on your treadmill.

Lastly, we look at her feet. Ew, gross, I know.

A lot of people that want to go "Oh, I'm a runner! I ran marathons" always complain about knees.

Know what else goes? Your hips and ankles and feet.

Women develop stress fractures in the pelvis. A most common female complaint for distance running isn't their legs, it's their hips, their pelvis. That's because their muscles are anchored differently.

But the feet, they tell a story.

At 5.45 miles a day, or 2,000 miles a year, for a decade, Wendigo Wu would have "spider veins" on the sides of their feet. Its from the repeated impacts over YEARS. When we've seen her in open toe shoes/sandals, there's no spider veining. No sign of old broken veins from the bruising that that kind of punishment to the feet and ankles leaves behind.

Nowhere, when she's talking about running, does she talk about feet, calves, ankles, hips, thighs, just "knees" and claim they had surgery to regrow cartilage. No slight limp that even physical therapy can't get rid of.

Just from looking at the soy infused softbodied Wendigo, you know the furthest they ever ran was to the front door to beat a screaming chink to the food delivery.

Thus, we have rated that tweet: Wendigo Wu Origin Story
 

HomerSimpson

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Thanks John, not only is fear pornography nourishing for the soul, but anyone who doesn't march in exact lockstep with the news media narrative is clearly a conspiracy theorist. Never question. Believe the TV always.

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I know it isn't entirely Johns fault, I'll still blame him like he blames the niggers though, but I have seen way too many people bending away from more eyes on something is good. My own family is horrible for it. "Where did you get that information COVID isn't bad for people under 65 and the masks are useless?" The CDC website. I got it from the CDC. And they think that it must be fake because the news didn't say it and the news obviously wouldn't lie.

That all said, I 100% believe that John specifically looks for tge negative of things for republicans while only the positive for democrats, and blames the deaths on trump, and not on protests and riots where people are spreading it.
 

Winkleham

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I would recommend changing the title to Brianna Wu instead of Brianna Walker Wu simply because probably no one is searching for the name with Walker in it.

Anyways, we need at least one snarl on the first page.

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SORRY FOLKS BUT I'M GOING TO FOLLOW THE BIOLOGICAL SCIENCE ON THIS ONE.

This is a big gummed little tooth man who has destroyed his body with estrogen making a big gummed little tooth snarl.
 
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