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You think the dog was shot by secret service cause it wouldn't stop mauling people?
Glad John can use his treadmill to continue drying his clothes while paying a subscription.
If that poor dog is anything to go by I have serious doubts about whether these gay fratbros actually do any serious laundry with the exception of some of Frank's shirts for work.
Things like Peleton and Juicero are just the current Zeitgeist of subscription financial milking be it gaming, medical treatment, software, etc and it is good that pushback is there.
Still I would have expected the Godzilla of Tech to have easily come up with a technical workaround to bypass the Firm software. For shame BriBri, for shame!
Better get back to wrecking overpriced pinball machines and traumatizing little children when out and about.
Look here retarded faggot, are you even working out if you aren't spending thousands of dollars on bleeding-edge technology to do so, you stupid fat fuck? Do you think a sexy supermodel body like John Walker Flynt's body comes cheap? Fuck off you fat shit.
Imagine simultaneously bragging about the superior quality of one of your possessions while admitting it was essentially garbage you scavenged from the curb.
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There's only one reason that Parvenu John would use Frank's money to buy something as proletarian and vulgar as used exercise equipment. Specifically: it's not for exercising; it's for sniffing -- and licking.
Gotta love that changing price tag. Also, I'm not a genius, but $800 isn't 1/6th of $12,000
Gotta stop doing this, but,
The price of Johns treadmill changes from $700-$800, his cost, as well as $12,000-$20,000. I do like how john brings up "trade in value." I wouldn't pay a penny more for what he bought it for if he was selling. Not a chance. You just know he thinks it's worth $12,000-$20,000 and not the $700-$800 he bought it for.
First image says otherwise. I do like the anger john displays when someone essentially calls him poor lol.
I'd believe this. Given his ridiculous height, he's probably got massive stride and can do 7 mph easily.
Bet this is the only time he ever used it.
$20,000 pricetag apparently.
The thread was about his peleton bike. I find it odd he is considering buying a peleton treadmill when he already owns the amorphic priced lifefitness treadmill...
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"peter's right" is just the best response to Wu's nonsense and unsubtle bragging about how great his treadmill is.
All treadmills are trash just go outside you weirdo, you can literally run for free.
All treadmills are trash just go outside you weirdo, you can literally run for free.
Oh is that so, John.
When will people say enough is enough to the mainstreaming of sexual degeneracy? Can't people be normal like John Flynt and have a loving husband who screams like a pig being tortured to death as he repeatedly slams his micropenis into his roommate's decomposing flesh hole?
When will people say enough is enough to the mainstreaming of sexual degeneracy? Can't people be normal like John Flynt and have a loving husband who screams like a pig being tortured to death as he repeatedly slams his micropenis into his roommate's decomposing flesh hole?
It's weird, right? One would think that since John is a 'seasoned software engineer' he would probably fully understand the risks of 3rd party dependencies.
I'd be pretty afraid to be walking down the street and then suddenly spot a 6 foot something ghoul come sprinting toward me at full speed.
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Anyone can go online and buy the current top-of-the-line, brand-new Life Fitness commercial treadmill for $9,449. The price paid by gyms has got to be significantly lower. Both the $12,000 and $20,000 numbers were pulled directly from the capacious cornucopia of misinformation that is John's ass.
John really is the epitome of the person who spends way too much on top-of-the-line equipment for their amateur hobby, expecting that it will turn them automatically into a professional. I guarantee that if you took a "garbage" $500 treadmill and gussied it up, John would not be able to tell the difference. I doubt most anyone could, but John's a liar as usual.
That was something else I intended on mentioning in that ramble, but you're right. How many instances have there been of these wondrous tech products that become worthless hunks of junk because they depend on an app whose servers went down, either because the company stopped caring or went under? How many can't be effectively used anymore because a proprietary component is no longer manufactured? John may be laughing at the poor plebs now, but when Peloton stops supporting his old bike, he'll be in exactly the same position Peter mentioned: paying way too much for the same exact thing.
I'm not a full-on Luddite yet, but looking at cases like these, it sure does get me closer. Give me something simple that I know I can always control over a high-tech wonder that could die on me unexpectedly.
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I think he just admitted to paying 2000 $ for a treadmill someone was throwing away.
The thing is, people learn this pretty quick when they actually work for their money. It's very, very difficult to learn this lesson and come to this conclusion when one is just spending their paypig's money.
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The terrible part is - Peloton isnt even top-of-the-line
it's sort of the Kurig (coffee pod machine) of the indoor bike trainers.
it's an Apple product (not knocking Apple, talking about market position) in terms of presentation as a sleek appliance with a "community" and identity to back it up
-- rail thin mid 30s lady opens the door to her apartment on the 500th floor with a panoramic view of Dubai, New York, LA, CGI city and puts down her Dolce&Gabanna attache' case sighing from a hard day of having to control a multinational corporation full of incompetent cishet men.
Her therapy?
she puts her luxuriously straight, flowing shoulder length hair into a high pony, dons some lulu lemon (without a chamois) and gets on her Peloton™ being only vaguely aware of what a peloton is.
As she glistens (but doesn't drip)with hard earned sweat, she participates in a montage featuring a light mocha female instructor with cool poofy 'fro hair and a darker black male instructor with buff shoulders urging her to "bring it" and that "she's got this". The montage ends, as our power-woman sits upright wiping sweat from her brow reveling that she "did it" (a different did it than 80s teen sex comedies a'la Porkies) and triumphantly looks out at her domain...the OLED bright city lights of the plebbies below her 8 million dollar view
the editor cuts the part where she then grabs a cold pinot gris and honks a couple of massive rails off her Venetian glass coffee table
Even Bri bri talked about being on "team blah blah trainer" like a 13 year old Twilight fan.
The old school workhorse was the cyclops (PT300 was the sweet spot)
the newer school stuff is wahoo,wattbike,tacx
(the wahoo kickr bike is seriously crazy - if it's a not-price-concious buyer...go there)
and use relatively standard protocols so you can use a variety of training/racing apps
or GASP -- a rear wheel replacement trainer
or worse....something that would strike fear into the heart of bri bri ....ROLLERS (that being said, rollers do train technique - the old saying is trainers for strength, rollers for technique -- BUT you can't slack much on rollers ---put someone on a track bike or powercranks on rollers and they won't be phoning it in)
Pelotons are for Beckys thatdrop their seapost to the basement, take resistance off and rock a saddle-bouncing overcadence thinking that's working.
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Considering how they blow Frank's money on utterly frivolous shit constantly, I'd bet they just wear the same clothes over and over until they're too dirty even for these grimy dudes, then just buy new ones, with the exception of the cum-stained black dress John always wears in public.
I'll buy the list is $20,000 and $12,000 is probably what the gym bought it for. I also know that yes, you could have bought the exact same equipment from that manufacture's "personal" line new and working for probably no more than $1200.
The difference between a commerical and the personal line is that commerical equipment is priced to include the manufacture's liability insurance.
This is a thing of beauty and I want you to know that.
The government needs to help me get these fucking poorfag wageslaves off of my road so I can zoom around in my luxury car unimpeded.
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Forgive me if I am slow on the uptake, but John is salty because Pelaton people aren’t price conscious but also because they can’t afford the price tag he made up for his “Lifetime Fitness Commercial grade” treadmill?
As for the dating show, maybe part of him knows that if he went on it he wouldn’t need makeup and the contestants would still choose to date the bull man.
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