Brianna Walker Wu / John Walker Flynt General Thread -

What is your favorite John?

  • "Political Sperg" John

    Votes: 159 5.3%
  • "Totally a Game Developer" John

    Votes: 341 11.3%
  • "Passive-Aggressive Shithead" John

    Votes: 60 2.0%
  • "Expert in Everything, Competent in None" John

    Votes: 412 13.7%
  • "I'm Totally Not a Tranny, Seriously You Guys" John

    Votes: 461 15.3%
  • "Master Chef" John

    Votes: 62 2.1%
  • "Victim of Everything" John

    Votes: 138 4.6%
  • "Guilty of Everything Gamergate Complains About" John

    Votes: 164 5.5%
  • "Pre-Gender Identity Crisis" John

    Votes: 72 2.4%
  • I ORDERED A FUCKING PIZZA

    Votes: 639 21.3%
  • Moon Rocks Wu

    Votes: 498 16.6%

  • Total voters
    3,006

Chef Hanlon

I can barely see the road from the heat comin' off
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The government needs to help me get these fucking poorfag wageslaves off of my road so I can zoom around in my luxury car unimpeded.

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Even if they invested into public transportation that would only be effective for people living in intercities. It's nearly impossible to implement somewhere more rural where it doesn't make sense because of the low number of people versus the overhead cost. Also sometimes people are carrying things for work in their trucks and SUVs, that they can't bring on a bus. I can guarantee that the people who don't like driving probably don't like taking the bus even more. There's a very simple solution if you want to drive with less traffic John, move to a less populated area.
 

HomerSimpson

I AM SO SMRT!
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The difference between a commerical and the personal line is that commerical equipment is priced to include the manufacture's liability insurance.
Understandable when for the gyms, but, Screenshot_20210623-181759_Brave.jpg
John got his broken and for "pennies." So the $20,000 is entirely pointless and he may as well be saying a billion dollars.

Also, just for funsies.
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200 hours, 65 hours, one month, 2 months. John is great at the little details. I really want him to release the screenplay when he is done writing it.
 

Norvic

too gay to lift
True & Honest Fan
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200 hours, 65 hours, one month, 2 months. John is great at the little details. I really want him to release the screenplay when he is done writing it.

Fun fact: All these various claims are total bullshit.
Wu in fact completed chapters 1-10 of FF13 in 8 days between March 9th of 2010 (release day, incidentally) and March 17th. She then abandoned the game and only actually completed it in 2011, where I think she cheated because a whole bunch of unrelated achievements happen on the same day.
 

Snowflake Buster

Bustin' special snowflakes makes me feel good
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Fun fact: All these various claims are total bullshit.
Wu in fact completed chapters 1-10 of FF13 in 8 days between March 9th of 2010 (release day, incidentally) and March 17th. She then abandoned the game and only actually completed it in 2011, where I think she cheated because a whole bunch of unrelated achievements happen on the same day.
Screenshot?
 

RainwaterDrop

~ 𝐻 𝐸 𝒴 𝒜 ~
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Things like this have made me disillusioned with Big Tech in general, to the point where I now feel like I'm an old fart when I'm younger than Johnny up there. So many of their products seem to be solutions looking for a problem. Does anyone really need a subscription-based treadmill/exercise bike? I completely fail to see the value in shelling out a couple thousand for the equipment itself, and then $40 a month for "classes" that I wouldn't be surprised to find are all pre-recorded. And now that they won't even let you turn the damn thing on without forking over your monthly tithe...it's just mind-boggling.

You know when you read about the 1800's and how they had all sorts of weird shit available that were seen as revolutionary? Like eletric baths, lead and arsenic being used in beauty treatments, cocaine being available at your regular pharmacy, all of those useless or downright harmful inventions blossoming together with the Industrial Revolution and the world changing inventions that came together with it?

It's literally the same right now, you get both the actual good ideas that make life more convenient, like being able to do many of your daily affairs such as banking, shopping and working from home, and even some great conveniences like calling a cab, ordering a meal, meeting people, all at your fingertips!

And the literally fucking useless ideas, like the bike subscription, a milk subscription service (made useless by just going to the fucking market or adding milk to a grocery order), and so on. Many of those companies will be seen as the ridiculous fads of today, in the future!
 

AnOminous

each malted milk ball might be their last
True & Honest Fan
Retired Staff
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And the literally fucking useless ideas, like the bike subscription, a milk subscription service (made useless by just going to the fucking market or adding milk to a grocery order), and so on. Many of those companies will be seen as the ridiculous fads of today, in the future!
That's not new, though. You used to be able to do this 50+ years ago where you'd just pay for a milk man to deliver milk on a regular basis.
 

RainwaterDrop

~ 𝐻 𝐸 𝒴 𝒜 ~
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That's not new, though. You used to be able to do this 50+ years ago where you'd just pay for a milk man to deliver milk on a regular basis.
It's basically an e-milkman, that's the point! They didn't really make anything more convenient, they just informatized an already existing thing.
 

Particle Bored

I am made out of toothpicks and glue.
True & Honest Fan
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Anyone can go online and buy the current top-of-the-line, brand-new Life Fitness commercial treadmill for $9,449. The price paid by gyms has got to be significantly lower. Both the $12,000 and $20,000 numbers were pulled directly from the capacious cornucopia of misinformation that is John's ass.
No, you see its worth $20k because it was repaired by world-famous congressional canidate and superengineer Brianna Wu. He even added a smokescreen and ejector seat and signed it in crotch leakage. You just cant buy that type of prestige.
The government needs to help me get these fucking poorfag wageslaves off of my road so I can zoom around in my luxury car unimpeded.

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John wants Chris Rock's $5000 bullets to come to fruition so he can field strip his Glock at the range without getting any dirty looks from the chuds Fudds.
 

AnOminous

each malted milk ball might be their last
True & Honest Fan
Retired Staff
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Particle Bored

I am made out of toothpicks and glue.
True & Honest Fan
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Even absolute fucking IDIOT Frank can work it out! And to think that John discovered this while being executive director of a Super PAC!

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Impressive. Do you think the in-depth trial and error required to discover this exploit included searching "Nioh 2 leveling exploit" in YouTube and watching a 16-month-old video? As someone who doesnt even own Nioh 2, I know im exhausted after the 10 seconds it took me to do that.
 

Ghostse

Gorilla Channel Executive Producer
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All true and honest mechanics "wrench" in lycra.

You know what I want to be wearing when I'm under a car doing work? Artificial fabric. I want something that could have a "lol who knows" reaction with chemicals that might drip on me. And if anything hot hits me, I want to make 100% sure that fabric will burn and melt into my skin. That's what a real mechanic does. Cotton is for fucking pussies who all "ooooh I'm so scared of the doctor digging charred plastic out of my burned flesh Q.Q." Whiny faggots, they need to learn how to be half the man John is.
 

White Devil

If He Dies, He Dies
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You know what I want to be wearing when I'm under a car doing work? Artificial fabric. I want something that could have a "lol who knows" reaction with chemicals that might drip on me. And if anything hot hits me, I want to make 100% sure that fabric will burn and melt into my skin. That's what a real mechanic does. Cotton is for fucking pussies who all "ooooh I'm so scared of the doctor digging charred plastic out of my burned flesh Q.Q." Whiny faggots, they need to learn how to be half the man John is.
lol faggot

I wrench in the dress Jessica Rabbit wore in Who Framed Roger Rabbit.
 
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