Brianna Walker Wu / John Walker Flynt General Thread -

[White Devil]

I wonder if John's father knows he's using his service to leech off USAA. I also wonder if John's father could actually put a stop to it.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

What America needs is a benevolent dictatorship headed up by Philosopher King John Walker Flynt. He alone knows what is best for the country and the world.

 

[Ghostse]

I remember Dems doing the same shit in 2016. Eat a dick you dumb thot.

 

[AnOminous]

He also spouts that a credit union can't possibly have the high-tech app that Godzilla of Tech Feminism John Walker Flynt deserves because, and I quote, "How can a local credit union possibly keep a team of full stack devs employed?"

Imagine taking it up the ass from literal international bankers instead of a credit union that actually treats you like a human being based on such absolutely nonsensical CONSOOOOOMER "logic."

 

[RainwaterDrop]

His bullshit about how far he walks and runs is fucking hilarious if you're an actual runner.

That one campaign video of them running towards the car is hilarious lol!

People like John have rendered terms like "white supremacist" and "Nazi" completely meaningless with bullshit like this. Worse, after years of this propagandistic bullshit, they've inflicted outrage fatigue on much of the population to the point some people no longer even give a shit if someone actually is a literal Nazi. Nice own goal, lunatics.

Exactly, they look like Chris-chan screeching around whenever he does some dumb shit in public and gets escorted out by a security guard who's just doing their job by not letting a grown adult sperg around a store because of some shit that literal children don't care about.

 

[AnOminous]

His bullshit about how far he walks and runs is fucking hilarious if you're an actual runner.

It's typical for John to pontificate about stuff he knows so little about he can't even come up with an impressive lie. Even more often, he knows so little that the jargon he throws around is literal gibberish.

 

[JustSomeDong]

Most warez BBSes weren't in the yellow pages. And yes, I once did that too and ended up having to mow lawns for a summer to pay for it. They didn't ground me, though. They did worse. They made me go outside.

No, but public ones were, and those often had number for more BBSs. And down the rabbit hole I went one summer. Although I was too unlucky to have an ancient acoustic modem. I had to plug an RJ11 into my old Packard Bell, like some kind of normie. But otherwise... Yeah, its okay to be impressed by me. I'm a pro hacker like my hero, Brianna Wu.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

On January 27th, John bitches about some online-only bank having terrible customer service so he closed his account immediately. Someone asks him if there's a credit union he can go to, but he throws that out as an option because he's deathly afraid of the coof and doesn't want to go outside (never mind that he went outside plenty of times already by his own admission). He also spouts that a credit union can't possibly have the high-tech app that Godzilla of Tech Feminism John Walker Flynt deserves because, and I quote, "How can a local credit union possibly keep a team of full stack devs employed?"

Took me one second on Google to find the Mass Bay Credit Union, not only local to the Boston area, but also a member of NCUA and NSIC so as "safe" as any bank. If he doesn't like that one there's Massachusetts Family Credit Union, also NCUA backed. There's even a Dedham Federal Credit Union which is also a NCUA member.

I literally did not scroll past the top results on my screen for this information and I don't live in Dedham, Massachusetts so the locations may not be totally relevant. I did click through to confirm that each of these allows you to enroll and bank online though. The first two even have Mobile Apps, nationwide ATM access, etc.

Not surprising at all that John has no clue what a modern credit union is like. Why would it need to permanently employ an internal team of any kind of developers when it can contract out near everything to national/international credit union networks/partners/etc.? I figured a tech giant who was personally quoted in the book Coders: Who They Are, What They Think and How They Are Changing Our World would know all about this kind of modern tech-based company.

 

[Stupid Cunt]

Brianna Wu is a transphobe. Riddle me this Brianna; if there's nothing wrong with being Trans, why do you insist on remaining in the closet despite anyone with functioning eyes and ears knowing exactly who you are? (hint : it's because you're a transphobic bigot).

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

Took me one second on Google to find the Mass Bay Credit Union, not only local to the Boston area, but also a member of NCUA and NSIC so as "safe" as any bank. If he doesn't like that one there's Massachusetts Family Credit Union, also NCUA backed. There's even a Dedham Federal Credit Union which is also a NCUA member.

I literally did not scroll past the top results on my screen for this information and I don't live in Dedham, Massachusetts so the locations may not be totally relevant. I did click through to confirm that each of these allows you to enroll and bank online though. The first two even have Mobile Apps, nationwide ATM access, etc.

Not surprising at all that John has no clue what a modern credit union is like. Why would it need to permanently employ an internal team of any kind of developers when it can contract out near everything to national/international credit union networks/partners/etc.? I figured a tech giant who was personally quoted in the book Coders: Who They Are, What They Think and How They Are Changing Our World would know all about this kind of modern tech-based company.

Wu is always lusting for the "elite" solution and something as convenient as a local credit union can't ever be pro or elite enough. If he could he would try to open an account at the world bank.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Certainly scientific authority John Walker Flynt knows all about the humility that comes from the realisation of how much there really is to know and couches all his assertions thusly. And shortly John will also be pointing out who this girlfriend is so that we can celebrate her accomplishments and academic achievements.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

Was that girlfriend Frank and the PhD was something else and "chemistry" was biology-something and it was a "gay" relationship because they both had cocks but Brianna is a woman so... ? There's no mention of when this would have happened, like "when I was in college/higher education" which would be relevant or "when I was working at gamestop for a weekend" or "after I met Frank". Those three eras are the last 24 years of his life. It certainly didn't happen when he was in high-school.

 

[Sonichu-choo trainwreck]

Wu is always lusting for the "elite" solution and something as convenient as a local credit union can't ever be pro or elite enough. If he could he would try to open an account at the world bank.

reasonably priced and works well is something Johnnie is allergic to. IIRC he has a "professional" rice cooker (I think he said around $500 -- but that might be in the quantum Wu bucks that change their value when observed) when the $30 rice cooker would do box-a-meal John just fine.
Reminds me of when John said (entirely inaccurately) that the AR15's 5.56/223 was "overkill and speaks to an unwillingness to learn skills."

 

[Grand Fucktard]

Who says a classic 911 isn't practical? I'd say the person who can't see out of the rear view mirror or the off side wing mirror because there's a fucking tree in the passenger seat.

hmm, there appear to be at least 2 small maples in the yard photo, and larger pots
how many trips John?
doing any of it in the rain?

where do the 2x4s go?

it's "practical" for someone who said an afternoon of light soil grading was the "hardest work theyve ever done"

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

Certainly scientific authority John Walker Flynt knows all about the humility that comes from the realisation of how much there really is to know and couches all his assertions thusly. And shortly John will also be pointing out who this girlfriend is so that we can celebrate her accomplishments and academic achievements.

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John's lies about his nonexistent friends are even dumber than his idiotic lies about himself. I have three friends I knew in grad school who earned Ph.D.s in chemistry. None of them ever encountered "a terrifying moment . . . when 'all this shit is starting to make sense.'" One of them (a woman) is a professor, another (also a woman) does research for the DoD, and the third works for 3M; they appear competent to me, despite their woeful lack of some moronic epiphany in grad school.

I will posit that it is absolutely impossible to become a Ph.D. candidate in any subject that doesn't make sense to you. (Well, any subjects except gender studies and critical race theory.)

And why a grad student in chemistry would be terrified when chemistry suddenly started to make sense is a question that only John Flynt von Munchausen can answer.

 

[Mola Ram]

And why a grad student in chemistry would be terrified when chemistry suddenly started to make sense is a question that only John Flynt von Munchausen can answer.

That "quote" very much reads like a bit of dialogue from something, but I just can't place it.

 

[Norvic]

John's lies about his nonexistent friends are even dumber than his idiotic lies about himself. I have three friends I knew in grad school who earned Ph.D.s in chemistry. None of them ever encountered "a terrifying moment . . . when 'all this shit is starting to make sense.'" One of them (a woman) is a professor, another (also a woman) does research for the DoD, and the third works for 3M; they appear competent to me, despite their woeful lack of some moronic epiphany in grad school.

I will posit that it is absolutely impossible to become a Ph.D. candidate in any subject that doesn't make sense to you. (Well, any subjects except gender studies and critical race theory.)

And why a grad student in chemistry would be terrified when chemistry suddenly started to make sense is a question that only John Flynt von Munchausen can answer.

Could this girlfriend be the Heather referred to in Wu's ode to John? She was described as a Ph.D. candidate in "Exercise Science." I don't know how intelligent you have to be to get a doctorate in being an informercial talking head theory from the great state of Mississippi (school motto: making Alabamans look smrt since 1742.)

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

reasonably priced and works well is something Johnnie is allergic to. IIRC he has a "professional" rice cooker (I think he said around $500 -- but that might be in the quantum Wu bucks that change their value when observed) when the $30 rice cooker would do box-a-meal John just fine.

My interpretation is that whatever Frank can afford needs to be the best no matter if it's true or not, 300 dollar sharpener on expensive rusty knives and so on. Price makes right. Remember before the Porche's when he only had the "very classic sports car" Audi TT? That's a hairdresser's car. Then he got the Boxster, the gay hairdresser's car, then... He will always go as high as he can to make it better, that's why he's got a Threadripper gaming PC, which makes no sense, paired with a GeForce for serious 3D development because he doesn't know about Quadro.
Despite getting rid of his own he's in an eternal dick measuring contest vs the world and come hell or high water he will claim to have measured the most dicks, some of them in Mississippi.

 

[Norvic]

paired with a GeForce for serious 3D development because he doesn't know about Quadro.

To be fair, having had extensive experience with both Quadro and AMD's equivalent Firepro cards, I'd go for the gaming cards every time. The "benefit" of certified standards compliant GL implementations comes at the massive cost of those drivers basically never being updated, and it's arguably a detriment to someone who is supposedly making a game where being bug compatible with gaming cards/drivers is actually a requirement.