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What is your favorite John?

  1. "Political Sperg" John

    70 vote(s)
    6.7%
  2. "Totally a Game Developer" John

    104 vote(s)
    10.0%
  3. "Passive-Aggressive Shithead" John

    30 vote(s)
    2.9%
  4. "Expert in Everything, Competent in None" John

    226 vote(s)
    21.7%
  5. "I'm Totally Not a Tranny, Seriously You Guys" John

    137 vote(s)
    13.2%
  6. "Master Chef" John

    12 vote(s)
    1.2%
  7. "Victim of Everything" John

    44 vote(s)
    4.2%
  8. "Guilty of Everything Gamergate Complains About" John

    51 vote(s)
    4.9%
  9. "Pre-Gender Identity Crisis" John

    26 vote(s)
    2.5%
  10. I ORDERED A FUCKING PIZZA

    227 vote(s)
    21.8%
  11. Moon Rocks Wu

    114 vote(s)
    11.0%
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  1. Y-you too

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    Peace and Harmony

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  2. Where's the town hall, john
     
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    LordKaT

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  3. Crash splat right into a tree already
     
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    Kiwi Farms dot net

    Kiwi Farms dot net post on my wall if you like tecate or tecate lite
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  4. the dealer wouldnt have to trick anything as the car computer would recognize the thing, you waste of skin
     
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  5. I wonder if we could harness the autism of KiA and/or the chans to get #BriannaWuTownHall trending.
     
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  6. "Should I . . . or just hack the my the car's computer . . . ?"

    Learn to type English first you fucking imbecile. Then learn to delete your account. Then go blow Frank's cock.

    If you can find it.
     
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  7. It would be amazing if she actually scheduled one and not one person outside of Frank showed up.

    I still don't understand how she can say something just a couple weeks ago about an important event that basically introduces her to the public for the first time in person, and she just blows it off? How does nobody from her close friends point this shit out to her... Good god.
     
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  8. Ass-patters who think cheering on a trans woman makes them better people somehow.
     
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  10. So it didn't take long but Brianna Wu for Congress has already committed their first FEC violation.

    After filing a Statement of Candidacy, you have 10 days to file a Statement of Organization. Wu of course didn't do that and filed it on February 22, almost 2 months after announcing her candidacy. The FEC sent a letter requesting clarification on why they had broken the rules and this resulted in Frank having to send a groveling apology and claim ignorance.

    http://docquery.fec.gov/dcdev/fectxt/1152505.txt

    Edit: Fuck I'm sorry if I'm late on this. Tough to keep up with this thread if you miss a few days.
     
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  11. Nah, you actually explained shit, I'm just quoting the Bush administration.

    Oh for fuck's sake, this isn't Shadowrun. Hacking would be if someone else made the airbag go off while you're in a high speed Mad Max chase through downtown, which I'll have to keep in mind next time I play Shadowrun.

    I don't even know if what John is talking about is even a thing. If it is, it would be more spoofing then hacking. And it seems like a long way to go for a very easy fix, in my eyes.
     
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  12. Doing a bit of searching it sounds like he'd be purchasing a "VAG-COM" unit to clear the code after installing the refurbed airbag controller, which seems to be standard "don't wanna pay 1k" practice in the community.

    It's not so much "hacking" as clearing an error code it seems.

    So nothing to get too excited about, Wu's not going to blow up his engine this way unfortunately.
     
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  14. It's like John is some kind of alien who finds what motivates normal humans to be completely incomprehensible to him. Oh, yeah, that's called autism.
     
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  15. So, I thought I'd look online and see how complicated it is to replace the airbag controller in an Audi TT. (It's not complicated, but it's very tedious and time-consuming -- and well beyond Flynt/Wu's skill set.)

    However, I can't wait till Flynt/Wu stumbles across this site and fires off an insanely angry tweet about sexism and transphobia:

    Do you need a vag to replace airbag module?

    The answer seems to be that under most circumstances you will indeed need a vag to replace the module, so Flynt/Wu is out of luck.
     
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  16. I know a lot of people think I'll of Audi's cars here, but in terms of style they were some of my favorite modern car companies. Sadly, the key word here being were. Wu really killed the brand for me.
     
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  17. lol John wishes he had a "VAG-COM" unit
     
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  18. Why would you put so much effort into a 16 year old car you aren't even licensed to drive? Like are her followers supposed to be impressed that she has purchased a vehicle?
     
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  19. Have you had the chance to talk to his loyal followers? Buying a 15 year old car is about as big of an accomplishment as they could ever hope for.
     
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  20. Yes unfortunately for Wu, Neo-Vag-Com units use an obviously non-standard connector and the cable connecting the plug to the computer is actually just a piece of very thick twine encased in heat-shrink tubing.
     
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