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Careercow Brianna Walker Wu / John Walker FlyntThread 3 - The Phantom Game - Hillary For America's Best Mistake

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What is your favorite John?

  1. "Political Sperg" John

    59 vote(s)
  2. "Totally a Game Developer" John

    85 vote(s)
  3. "Passive-Aggressive Shithead" John

    26 vote(s)
  4. "Expert in Everything, Competent in None" John

    198 vote(s)
  5. "I'm Totally Not a Tranny, Seriously You Guys" John

    114 vote(s)
  6. "Master Chef" John

    10 vote(s)
  7. "Victim of Everything" John

    35 vote(s)
  8. "Guilty of Everything Gamergate Complains About" John

    45 vote(s)
  9. "Pre-Gender Identity Crisis" John

    21 vote(s)

    193 vote(s)
  11. Moon Rocks Wu

    75 vote(s)
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  1. Patch your fucking game first you fucking exceptional imbecile.
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  2. Y-you too

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    Peace and Harmony

    Peace and Harmony Sort yourself out
    True & Honest Fan

  3. Where's the town hall, john
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    Verified True & Honest Fan

  4. Crash splat right into a tree already
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    Something Awful dot com

    Something Awful dot com post on my wall if you like tecate or tecate lite
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  5. the dealer wouldnt have to trick anything as the car computer would recognize the thing, you waste of skin
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  6. I wonder if we could harness the autism of KiA and/or the chans to get #BriannaWuTownHall trending.
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  7. "Should I . . . or just hack the my the car's computer . . . ?"

    Learn to type English first you fucking imbecile. Then learn to delete your account. Then go blow Frank's cock.

    If you can find it.
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    Very Honest Content

    Very Honest Content (Formerly a) Niggo(?)

  8. It would be amazing if she actually scheduled one and not one person outside of Frank showed up.

    I still don't understand how she can say something just a couple weeks ago about an important event that basically introduces her to the public for the first time in person, and she just blows it off? How does nobody from her close friends point this shit out to her... Good god.
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    SuperHomoMate I'm the superman of superhomoism.

  9. Ass-patters who think cheering on a trans woman makes them better people somehow.
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  10. [​IMG]
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    Mola Ram

    Mola Ram Prepare to meet Kali ... in hell!

  11. So it didn't take long but Brianna Wu for Congress has already committed their first FEC violation.

    After filing a Statement of Candidacy, you have 10 days to file a Statement of Organization. Wu of course didn't do that and filed it on February 22, almost 2 months after announcing her candidacy. The FEC sent a letter requesting clarification on why they had broken the rules and this resulted in Frank having to send a groveling apology and claim ignorance.


    Edit: Fuck I'm sorry if I'm late on this. Tough to keep up with this thread if you miss a few days.
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  12. Nah, you actually explained shit, I'm just quoting the Bush administration.

    Oh for fuck's sake, this isn't Shadowrun. Hacking would be if someone else made the airbag go off while you're in a high speed Mad Max chase through downtown, which I'll have to keep in mind next time I play Shadowrun.

    I don't even know if what John is talking about is even a thing. If it is, it would be more spoofing then hacking. And it seems like a long way to go for a very easy fix, in my eyes.
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    AngeloTheWizard Wizard on the Internet

  13. Doing a bit of searching it sounds like he'd be purchasing a "VAG-COM" unit to clear the code after installing the refurbed airbag controller, which seems to be standard "don't wanna pay 1k" practice in the community.

    It's not so much "hacking" as clearing an error code it seems.

    So nothing to get too excited about, Wu's not going to blow up his engine this way unfortunately.
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    HarblMcDavid in ur zone, dekin' my harbl

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    Hellfire Sugar Cubes
    True & Honest Fan

  15. It's like John is some kind of alien who finds what motivates normal humans to be completely incomprehensible to him. Oh, yeah, that's called autism.
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    AnOminous L'Héautontimorouménos
    True & Honest Fan Retired Staff

  16. So, I thought I'd look online and see how complicated it is to replace the airbag controller in an Audi TT. (It's not complicated, but it's very tedious and time-consuming -- and well beyond Flynt/Wu's skill set.)

    However, I can't wait till Flynt/Wu stumbles across this site and fires off an insanely angry tweet about sexism and transphobia:

    Do you need a vag to replace airbag module?

    The answer seems to be that under most circumstances you will indeed need a vag to replace the module, so Flynt/Wu is out of luck.
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    Dr. Merkwurdichliebe

    Dr. Merkwurdichliebe Kiwiminister für Volksaufklärung und Propaganda

  17. I know a lot of people think I'll of Audi's cars here, but in terms of style they were some of my favorite modern car companies. Sadly, the key word here being were. Wu really killed the brand for me.
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    Anonymus Fluhre

    Anonymus Fluhre Dude. Quit fucking with crazy People!

  18. lol John wishes he had a "VAG-COM" unit
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    Peace and Harmony

    Peace and Harmony Sort yourself out
    True & Honest Fan

  19. Why would you put so much effort into a 16 year old car you aren't even licensed to drive? Like are her followers supposed to be impressed that she has purchased a vehicle?
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  20. Have you had the chance to talk to his loyal followers? Buying a 15 year old car is about as big of an accomplishment as they could ever hope for.
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