Public Sighting Brianna Wu Battles More Than Video Game Villains -

[Optimus Prime]

I am excited to see what new game Wu tries to develop. Revolution 60 generated some of the only worthwhile let’s plays. Frank probably has concerns considering the cost of the last failure, which is why he tried to distract her with yet another Porsche.

R60 only even happened because Flu abused temp hires and 'Giant Spacekat' was a revolving door of people that Flu hired then fired at whim and imaginary slavefriend Natalie Whats-her-name because Flu fails at maintaining any actual friendships.

Look at R60: Special Edition. It was nothing more than a half-assed graphics revamp that had a critical bug in the final boss fight on one platform (I think the Steam version) that left the final boss unbeatable, and said bug never got fixed. There was also something called 'Cupcake Crisis' where some HAL9000 type robot helped a girl make cupcakes that got mentioned once and promptly ceased to exist as Flu got into politics.

 

[Haramburger]

Any writer that unironically structures their article with narrative chunks as "Levels" should kill themselves. This is so childish I don't think a middle school english teacher would allow it. The Key Takeaways at the top are almost as bad, but holy shit it seems impossible to write a video game-adjacent article that isn't total cringe.

The name Allison is very familiar, it wouldn't surprise me AT ALL if she was a co-host on one of the several different podcasts Mr. Flynt was trying to take off with in the 2014-2016 era. I'd consider that a conflict of interest in not disclosing this if true.

 

[SuperConglomerateWhale]

Brianna no longer battles video game villains, no, she has someone real to fight. You see, after the execution of Order 66, someone new was born, someone more powerful than John. Someone of superb intellect can see the shadow of John in Brianna, they feel the disturbance in the Force. The villain Brianna fights is her old self, her only goal in life is to erase John Flynt from the Force itself.

 

[AnOminous]

The only thing Wu fights is the same thing all narcissistic trans people fight (and lose to): Irrelevance.

He fought his penis, the only living thing he ever defeated.

 

[stalingraduate]

He kind of has to. Gamergate the only time anyone payed attention to John and took him seriously. He wants that back.

I haven't thought about Gamergate in like two fucking years lol. Everyone knows an artist who has actual skill would be able to stand out via their own merits and not a controversy (that was a stupid fucking controversy to begin with) from a few years ago.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I haven't thought about Gamergate in like two fucking years lol. Everyone knows an artist who has actual skill would be able to stand out via their own merits and not a controversy (that was a stupid fucking controversy to begin with) from a few years ago.

John, and everyone else who waves the specter of Gamergate around, has nothing else to stand on beyond "The gamers are oppressing me!"

 

[stalingraduate]

John, and everyone else who waves the specter of Gamergate around, has nothing else to stand on beyond "The gamers are oppressing me!"