Bring your brown pants: Chris at his scariest -

[Ryan Rash]

While most of us are safe from Chris's (impotent) wrath, there must surely be an occasion where he could be rather scary.

For me, it's his most recent ramblings about Megan. I'm worried he won't pull some crazy shit if he sees her again.

 

[Lady Houligan]

While I don't think he's got the stones to actually act on anything he's wished on anyone, I'd be worried for Snyder if OPL ends up snapping. He knows exactly where Snyder is most days, after all. He has no idea where Megan is now.

 

[Hyperion]

I'm worried he won't pull some crazy shit if he sees her again.

I see.

 

[LM 697]

I'm worried he won't pull some crazy shit if he sees her again.

I see.

OP confirmed for Chris.

 

[Marvin]

While I don't think he's got the stones to actually act on anything he's wished on anyone, I'd be worried for Snyder if OPL ends up snapping. He knows exactly where Snyder is most days, after all. He has no idea where Megan is now.

Eh, Megan is pretty far hidden, I'm not worried about Megan's safety. When Snyder is at the game place, he's hidden behind windows and doors and a desk and things like that. I wouldn't be too worried about that. Chris would get caught before he got too far. But even if Chris got somewhat far, Chris doesn't have that sort of mindset to attack someone like that. Really, Chris is just as likely to grow a pair and leave Barb as he is to physically attack Snyder. That is: none: Chris has no balls.

 

[Henry Bemis]

Chris, cars, and conflict is an unwinnable combination:

-If he's alone, he's gonna do something stupid and dangerous and act like it's a victory.
-If Barb's in the car, he'll still end up doing something stupid and dangerous, only her yelling at him will freak him out, making the bad situation worse.

 

[Some JERK]

Chris vs Megan

Vegas would give Megan 10:1 for a knockout in the 2nd round.

 

[soIregistered]

Chris vs Megan

Vegas would give Megan 10:1 for a knockout in the 2nd round.

Megan probably has some bad-ass metally-looking boyfriend who could scare Chris, too. Megan was in the KISS army, yo. You saw the shirt. Also, I think she was cute.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

Speaking of brown pants ... that's pretty scary when he's out and he does ... that. I mean, airborne germs from feces....that could get lots of people sick.

yes I went there. yes i'm 30.

 

[soIregistered]

Speaking of brown pants ... that's pretty scary when he's out and he does ... that. I mean, airborne germs from feces....that could get lots of people sick.

yes I went there. yes i'm 30.

I was at a Best Buy once years ago. I bent down to pick up a CD from a bargain rack. I remember that it was Alice Cooper's "Trash". At that moment, some big gross neckbeard walked by and farted RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY FACE. 2 days later, I had a cold.

True story.

 

[Agouti]

Didn't he plead for someone to kill Mimms' girlfriend? I mean, just the fact that he's asking other people to do it is enough to tell you that he's not going to go through with it, but still. Wishing death on a totally unrelated third party is pretty unstable, even for Chris.

 

[random_pickle]

It had to have been the October 11th incident with Chris hitting Snyder. When I first heard about it, I assumed that Chris had finally snapped. Not only that but I was also quick to assume that Snyder died. It truly scared the shit out of me.

After thinking this over for a bit, I realized how slow-in-the-mind it sounded.

 

[Sakamoto]

Any time Chris is driving. He's hit people before, intentionally or not.

 

[QI 541]

Didn't he plead for someone to kill Mimms' girlfriend? I mean, just the fact that he's asking other people to do it is enough to tell you that he's not going to go through with it, but still. Wishing death on a totally unrelated third party is pretty unstable, even for Chris.

Chris's most disturbing moment. This wasn't Chris in tard rage mode impulsively wishing death on someone or trying to act tough on the internet. This was a calm Chris asking someone else to commit murder for him on an unrelated person so he could feel better about himself.

This is why I consider Chris a psychopath. He may have been panicking when he hit Snyder with his car, but his disregard for other people's lives is always there.
He may not be going around looking for people to hurt, but he doesn't care if he does. If he never kills anyone, it won't be because of his morals or empathy.

 

[Marvin]

Didn't he plead for someone to kill Mimms' girlfriend? I mean, just the fact that he's asking other people to do it is enough to tell you that he's not going to go through with it, but still. Wishing death on a totally unrelated third party is pretty unstable, even for Chris.

As nutso as this sort of thing sounds, Chris would try something ten times more crazy if it were in his grasp.

 

[BurtyDrappedCreifs]

The infamous "DUHIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU!" video is scary, yet at the same time hilarious. He is absolutely RAGING into the camera with all his might, pouring his very life essence into it. And we all laugh at him noisy impotence.

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[Coldgrip]

Any time Chris is driving. He's hit people before, intentionally or not.

In all his videos, rants, post, ect. the one thing he's never been able to come across as is scary. To me he's too much of a cartoon to inspire fear.

As for him trying to hit Snyder again, remember that Mike was standing in the parking lot at the time to make sure the Chandlers left and that was mommy snorlax that cause her little Chrissyboy to panic and hit Snyder (according to Marvin iirc). If Chris some how did manage to get a wild hair up his ass and actually try to hit Snyder again 1) I doubt he'd succeed as Snyder probably wouldn't be standing still like the last time and 2) OPL would find himself in court/jail faster than he could post a whine on facebook.

 

[Sakamoto]

Any time Chris is driving. He's hit people before, intentionally or not.

In all his videos, rants, post, ect. the one thing he's never been able to come across as is scary. To me he's too much of a cartoon to inspire fear.

As for him trying to hit Snyder again, remember that Mike was standing in the parking lot at the time to make sure the Chandlers left and that was mommy snorlax that cause her little Chrissyboy to panic and hit Snyder (according to Marvin iirc). If Chris some how did manage to get a wild hair up his ass and actually try to hit Snyder again 1) I doubt he'd succeed as Snyder probably wouldn't be standing still like the last time and 2) OPL would find himself in court/jail faster than he could post a whine on facebook.

Aside from Snyder:
"On 22 June 2005, during his encounter with the management of the Charlottesville Wal-Mart, Chris "nearly backed up onto" the store's manager towards the end of their argument. Given the way Chris describes the event (and his general unreliability as a witness), it's hard to say whether the near miss was intentional or accidental.

About a month later, on 25 July 2005, Chris caused a minor fender-bender when he rear-ended a car he was following too closely. He was found to be at fault in the accident and ordered to pay $86 in fines and court costs. "

 

[HealthyMcWrap]

Their house is scary.