Bring your HAZMAT suits: Chris at his filthiest -

[Ryan Rash]

What would you say is the one time when Chris's lack of hygiene is at its most poignant?

I'd say the time Ivy mentioned Chris left a big ol' shitstain on his bedsheets after Barb told Chris she wouldn't do his laundry (then did it anyway)...

 

[Lucrid]

I think he's dirtier now than ever. The long hair is making him more greasy than ever, and that combined with the infestations/general filth in his house makes for a very unhygienic situation. If I had to pick one instance/video, though, I'd have to say cakefarts.

 

[Globe]

Slipping on cat shit in the kitchen. Finding out that it's a pretty common occurrence.

 

[Schadenfreude]

Slipping on cat shit in the kitchen. Finding out that it's a pretty common occurrence.

Yeah, seconding that.

Honorable mention goes to finding out Bob was so covered in bug bites in his final hours that he needed to be quarantined. Not a Chris thing specifically, but that was enough to make my skin crawl.

 

[Cute Anime Girl]

My Hazmat is ready:

Anyway, I can't really choose one time CWC was at his filthiest. It seems his whole life he has been filthy. There's the fact that he thinks Axe body spray is a good alternative to baths, the house he and Barb live in, his room, and all the (and probably DIRTY, CRAPPED PANTIES recently) in his lifetime. There are just too many instances to choose from.

 

[Captain Cid]

It's obvious Chris is at his filthiest now. Since when has his hair been as greasy as his recent walmart photo? I interpret the worn-out not-quite-white t shirt as being worn because he's too lazy to wash his clown or tomgirl shirts now. That photo says all you need to know, he's at his dirtiest and lowest as we speak.

 

[Aleister Crowley]

What would you say is the one time when Chris's lack of hygiene is at its most poignant?

I'd say the time Ivy mentioned Chris left a big ol' shitstain on his bedsheets after Barb told Chris she wouldn't do his laundry (then did it anyway)...

You know this topic is kind of unecessary, don't you know? We are well aware of how gross OPL is and the CWCki has documented that more than well enough. Don't bring this up in the future. We don't care what point OPL was at his grossest. Just use your imagination. Weirdo.

 

[rocket]

Limit discussion of body parts and functions. Chris is gross. Discussing his incontinence in detail is unnecessary and disturbing.

I think this thread is going to run up against this rule sooner or later

idk others may disagree but yeah just putting it out there

 

[Enigma]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGAMM1k5nGs

While this is probably not the best example of his hygiene, I find the fact that he exposed his ungodly cellulite in a PUBLIC dressing room stall, not to mention gave us all a too-close close up of it, to be really disgusting. Sure, he probably didn't plop his bare ass down on the bench afterwards, but that is one image of Chris that has always resonated in my mind as being filthy and gross.

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On a somewhat related note, I think the producers of the Bubble Butt music video really missed out by not including Chris among its cast. Not only that, but I feel like his "walla walla walmart" mutterings would've been the perfect complement to that song.

Chris, in a similar fashion to his obsession with MLP, was twerkin' before it was cool.

 

[Ryan Rash]

Limit discussion of body parts and functions. Chris is gross. Discussing his incontinence in detail is unnecessary and disturbing.

I think this thread is going to run up against this rule sooner or later

idk others may disagree but yeah just putting it out there

I'm trying to stay in the rules' good graces, hence why I didn't specify any bodily function or part. This could be as much about those as the squaller Chris lives in.

 

[Picklepower]

inbe4 locksies. When he pooed the bed hiding from Clyde Cash. Or at night when his greasy body lies against mamma Chris.

 

[LM 697]

Limit discussion of body parts and functions. Chris is gross. Discussing his incontinence in detail is unnecessary and disturbing.

I think this thread is going to run up against this rule sooner or later

idk others may disagree but yeah just putting it out there

I'm trying to stay in the rules' good graces, hence why I didn't specify any bodily function or part. This could be as much about those as the squaller Chris lives in.

I believe you, but you said the word "shitstain" in your first post.

Limit discussion of body parts and functions. Chris is gross. Discussing his incontinence in detail is unnecessary and disturbing.