I don't expect consistency from Jonny. But yes, "genderfluid" male workers with the sole duty of waxing/massaging/do pedicure on troons would probably solve the issue. They wouldn't even have to put a wig on: just a bit of mascara plus a touch of lipgloss, courtesy of a female colleague, and Harmony is ready to attend to your ballwaxing.
Jonathan would come up with some excuse to claim that’s sexist.