Maradontia
kiwifarms.net
Fuck, it never ends.
At this point every salon in the area should have a male employee willing to put a wig and don make-up, presenting himself as Kimberly and looking eager to wax him. Let's see if he'll refuse to be touched by a "male" or if he'll stay mum for fear of being labelled a hypocrite. I'm betting on the first one, but then the salon could sue him for having mistreated and misgendered one of their employees.
This is now a Monty Python sketch.