World British News Megathread - aka CWCissey's news thread

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Oh please, it's so common in the US to have flashmobs of blacks attacking in malls/festivals/etc. that the news actively tries to suppress it. There was one at the Wisconsin State fair.
Except there are so many less black people in the U.K and even less garbage black neighborhoods/cities. They produce a disproportionate amount of ooga booga compared to the U.S and they don't even have an excuse.


do you see what happens
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Retired Staff
One man shouts : 'You little chavvy f***ers... go learn how to use the f***ing road.'

But a youth replies: 'You're calling us chavvy? You live in Brighton.'
He isn't wrong.

You know, this shit doesn't happen nearly as often in places where people are armed and will just shoot the fucking street apes.
I'm pretty sure it's illegal to shoot someone just for being on a bicycle.

Oh dearie me not WHEELIES
Oh thtop it thtop it you. . .you. . .HOOLIGANS!

It's pitiful what passes for a crime rampage in limeyland.

Rancid Flid

Wah di bumboclaat ?
An Muhammed has attacked a cop with a machete in East London.

Man charged after attack on police officer in east London
Muhammed Rodwan, 56, charged with attempted murder after incident in Leyton

The officer, 28, remains in hospital in a serious but stable condition after being stabbed in the head. His injuries are not believed to be life-threatening. His family have been informed and are receiving support from Metropolitan police family liaison officers.
Scotland Yard said the officer was seriously injured but would recover. He had attempted to stop a van suspected of having no insurance in Leyton just after midnight on Thursday. The officer, who has about a decade of experience, managed to use his Taser despite being brutally injured in the “sudden and brutal” assault which lasted just seconds.


Witness Muhammad Faisal said he and his family were woken by the noise outside their flat and saw up to 15 police cars and an ambulance.
The Daily Mail love this stuff, they even described the cop as "scalped" in the headline on their main page.

Hero cop's police officer girlfriend rushed to scene when she heard he was machete attack victim - as man, 56, appears in court on attempted murder charge after 'unprovoked and brutal assault'
  • Pc Stuart Outten, 28, slashed across his face, head and hands by a driver wielding a machete yesterday
  • Passers-by filmed rushing to aid of police officer after he is stabbed and they attempt the stop flow of blood
  • Officer, 28, stabbed after attempting to stop a van in the Leyton area of London and used Taser on attacker
  • His police officer girlfriend sent to scene after learning from colleagues who could be bleeding to death
  • Chief Superintendent Richard Tucker, said the attack was 'a symptom of people having less fear of the police'
  • Today 56-year-old Muhammed Rodwan of Luton appeared in London court charged with attempted murder
  • Did you see the attack


The West Ham fan from Grays in Essex has been branded the 'hardest cop in Britain' after he managed to Taser and arrest his attacker who pulled the giant blade when he was stopped in his car because it was allegedly not insured.


Police have warned trolls who mocked a drug dealer’s haircut, that they could be prosecuted for harassment.

A mugshot issued by officers for Jermaine Taylor, 21, from Newport, Wales attracted a staggering 76,000 comments, poking fun at his bonce.

Taylor is wanted by police on recall to prison.

He was released on licence after being jailed for three years for being concerned in supplying cocaine after being sentenced at Cardiff Crown Court in September 2017.

However, he breached the terms of his licence conditions upon his release, and officers had hoped that releasing a picture of him would help them find him.

But instead, thousands of people have taken to social media to mock his unusual hairdo.

One Facebook user posted: ‘That hairline goes further back than Woolworths.’

While Matt Price added: ‘Push his release date back further than his hairline, that should teach him.’

Lea Hook said: ‘He was last seen in town; police are combing the area’, while Lawrie Hillman joked: ‘He’s vanished into thin hair.’

CJ Forde added: ‘That hairline been pushed back more times than Brexit’.

Gwent police, who didn’t see the funny side of the comments, said: ‘Please remember that harassing, threatening and abusing people on social media can be against the law.

‘Our advice is to be as careful on social media as you would in any other form of communication.

‘If you say something about someone which is grossly offensive or is of an indecent, obscene or menacing character, then you could be investigated by the police.’

Their post was then mocked by hundreds of Facebook users.

Daniel Knox-Hewson posted: ‘Can’t work out what’s thinner. This guy’s hair or Gwent police’s skin?’

James Fisher joked: ‘You already lost one criminal. Keep ya hair on.’

Oh Europe. Never change.
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Their post was then mocked by hundreds of Facebook users.

Daniel Knox-Hewson posted: ‘Can’t work out what’s thinner. This guy’s hair or Gwent police’s skin?’

James Fisher joked: ‘You already lost one criminal. Keep ya hair on.’
I love how people started making fun of the brit cops. Just goes to show how much of a joke everyone knows they are.

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