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Racist Trash

Fucking Lidl doesn't have any Custard Creams.
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I did a bit of research on so called hate crime a while ago & found that the figures for criminal convictions have actually gone down but reports have gone up & the main reason for the number of reports going up is that it's far easier now to report a "hate crime" online or over the phone, plus, you can report a hate crime even if you aren't the victim. So technically, I could report someone on here for saying "Gas the Jews" & it will be recorded as a hate crime, even though the chances of a conviction are pretty much zero. What a waste of time & resources & it seems like we've now turned offensive speech into a police matter. Fucking Clownworld.

Look okay the overstretched and underfunded police need more people wasting their time constantly every time they get upset by someone saying something they don't agree with, the terrible drunk 999 calls just weren't enough time wasted.
 
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The Home Office have released chicken boxes designed to educate the young about knife crime


Already a roaring success!

 

Rancid Flid

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The Home Office have released chicken boxes designed to educate the young about knife crime


Already a roaring success!

Oh the irony of a civil servant being stabbed outside the Home Office, the department responsible for security & law & order. LOL. They're responsible for immigration too, so the irony will be doubled if the knifeman is a migrant.
 
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Father-of-two, 29, sent 'schoolgirl, 14' pictures of himself in a dress gagged and tied up with cable ties as he plotted her kidnap but is jailed for three years after paedophile hunters exposed him





A father-of-two who plotted to kidnap a 'schoolgirl' with duct tape and cable ties and keep her hostage in his wardrobe has been jailed for three years.
Alistair Chapman, of Dorset, was snared by a paedophile vigilante group called Shadow Hunters UK who set up a decoy and posed as a teen girl.

The 29-year-old detailed his sick plot in online chats with a 14-year-old called Lucy, who he arranged to meet at a railway station near Folkestone in April last year.
A court heard Chapman told her he would restrain her with cable ties and duct tape and put her in the back of his BMW before heading back to his home.

During his month-long chats, Chapman also sent the girl videos of himself tied up at his flat and wearing a dress, and spoke of getting her pregnant by the time she was 15.
He arranged to pick up Lucy from Sandling station and told her to bring her school uniform - but when he arrived, he was confronted by members of Shadow Hunters.

Chapman immediately fled the car park but the group informed police and handed over their evidence. A subsequent search of his flat revealed 'bondage equipment' including cable ties, rolls of duct tape and coils of black cord.

Jailing him at Maidstone Crown Court, Judge Stephen Thomas said his behaviour was 'extreme and inexcusable'. 'In the course of conversations with the girl you described penetrative sex with her and other practices which you intended to carry out,' the judge told Chapman. 'You were telling her that you would bind her up, take her back to your flat, put her in a cupboard and detain her.

'You indicated you would get her pregnant and a whole range of activities which on any spectrum would have been extreme but in the context of a 14-year-old girl were completely beyond what would be seen to be acceptable. 'This was a serious set of communications and went beyond would could be said to be disgraceful conduct, even very disgraceful conduct.'

Judge Thomas added that Chapman had shown 'a considerable degree of planning' in bringing his 'fantasy kidnap' to fruition.' Although this was fantasy, you were telling her what you were going to do and to meet you nonetheless,' he said.'This was very real in your own mind and something you thought you could achieve and would achieve. That is a troubling state of mind.

'There was no victim as such but one must bear in mind you didn't know that.'
German-born Chapman began talking to the decoy on March 22 last year, with their subsequent chatlogs running to 400 pages in the court documents.

Prosecutor Paul Valder said the pervert repeatedly talked about tying Lucy up and having sex with her.
'The defendant stated that he would like to tie her up with duct tape and cable ties. 'He expressed a desire to take her home, put her in a wardrobe and engage in sexual activity.'

The court heard Chapman was 'deeply lonely and looking for a friend' when he made contact with Lucy. His six-year relationship had ended after he suffered a work accident and he was living alone, playing video games and searching social media.

Jason Dunn-Shaw, defending, described Chapman as having 'an extraordinary aberration'.
'How this then transposed itself to these feelings and this kind of behaviour and fascination, he can't explain,' he told the court. 'They have now evaporated and he is more keen than anybody that these things don't occur again.'

Chapman admitted two offences of arranging the commission of a child sex offence, one of attempting to meet a female under 16 following grooming, and one of attempting to engage in sexual activity with a child. He must also sign on the sex offender register indefinitely on his release, and will be subject to a sexual harm prevention order for five years.

 

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Probably happened because he didn't spend 16 hours a day working a forklift or something as Germans are want to do.
 

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Father-of-two, 29, sent 'schoolgirl, 14' pictures of himself in a dress gagged and tied up with cable ties as he plotted her kidnap but is jailed for three years after paedophile hunters exposed him





A father-of-two who plotted to kidnap a 'schoolgirl' with duct tape and cable ties and keep her hostage in his wardrobe has been jailed for three years.
Alistair Chapman, of Dorset, was snared by a paedophile vigilante group called Shadow Hunters UK who set up a decoy and posed as a teen girl.

The 29-year-old detailed his sick plot in online chats with a 14-year-old called Lucy, who he arranged to meet at a railway station near Folkestone in April last year.
A court heard Chapman told her he would restrain her with cable ties and duct tape and put her in the back of his BMW before heading back to his home.

During his month-long chats, Chapman also sent the girl videos of himself tied up at his flat and wearing a dress, and spoke of getting her pregnant by the time she was 15.
He arranged to pick up Lucy from Sandling station and told her to bring her school uniform - but when he arrived, he was confronted by members of Shadow Hunters.

Chapman immediately fled the car park but the group informed police and handed over their evidence. A subsequent search of his flat revealed 'bondage equipment' including cable ties, rolls of duct tape and coils of black cord.

Jailing him at Maidstone Crown Court, Judge Stephen Thomas said his behaviour was 'extreme and inexcusable'. 'In the course of conversations with the girl you described penetrative sex with her and other practices which you intended to carry out,' the judge told Chapman. 'You were telling her that you would bind her up, take her back to your flat, put her in a cupboard and detain her.

'You indicated you would get her pregnant and a whole range of activities which on any spectrum would have been extreme but in the context of a 14-year-old girl were completely beyond what would be seen to be acceptable. 'This was a serious set of communications and went beyond would could be said to be disgraceful conduct, even very disgraceful conduct.'

Judge Thomas added that Chapman had shown 'a considerable degree of planning' in bringing his 'fantasy kidnap' to fruition.' Although this was fantasy, you were telling her what you were going to do and to meet you nonetheless,' he said.'This was very real in your own mind and something you thought you could achieve and would achieve. That is a troubling state of mind.

'There was no victim as such but one must bear in mind you didn't know that.'
German-born Chapman began talking to the decoy on March 22 last year, with their subsequent chatlogs running to 400 pages in the court documents.

Prosecutor Paul Valder said the pervert repeatedly talked about tying Lucy up and having sex with her.
'The defendant stated that he would like to tie her up with duct tape and cable ties. 'He expressed a desire to take her home, put her in a wardrobe and engage in sexual activity.'

The court heard Chapman was 'deeply lonely and looking for a friend' when he made contact with Lucy. His six-year relationship had ended after he suffered a work accident and he was living alone, playing video games and searching social media.

Jason Dunn-Shaw, defending, described Chapman as having 'an extraordinary aberration'.
'How this then transposed itself to these feelings and this kind of behaviour and fascination, he can't explain,' he told the court. 'They have now evaporated and he is more keen than anybody that these things don't occur again.'

Chapman admitted two offences of arranging the commission of a child sex offence, one of attempting to meet a female under 16 following grooming, and one of attempting to engage in sexual activity with a child. He must also sign on the sex offender register indefinitely on his release, and will be subject to a sexual harm prevention order for five years.

so why was he dressing like a sissy if he planned to kidnap her and wasn't planning to have her smash his balls with a sledgehammer?
 

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Father-of-two, 29, sent 'schoolgirl, 14' pictures of himself in a dress gagged and tied up with cable ties as he plotted her kidnap but is jailed for three years after paedophile hunters exposed him





A father-of-two who plotted to kidnap a 'schoolgirl' with duct tape and cable ties and keep her hostage in his wardrobe has been jailed for three years.
Alistair Chapman, of Dorset, was snared by a paedophile vigilante group called Shadow Hunters UK who set up a decoy and posed as a teen girl.

The 29-year-old detailed his sick plot in online chats with a 14-year-old called Lucy, who he arranged to meet at a railway station near Folkestone in April last year.
A court heard Chapman told her he would restrain her with cable ties and duct tape and put her in the back of his BMW before heading back to his home.

During his month-long chats, Chapman also sent the girl videos of himself tied up at his flat and wearing a dress, and spoke of getting her pregnant by the time she was 15.
He arranged to pick up Lucy from Sandling station and told her to bring her school uniform - but when he arrived, he was confronted by members of Shadow Hunters.

Chapman immediately fled the car park but the group informed police and handed over their evidence. A subsequent search of his flat revealed 'bondage equipment' including cable ties, rolls of duct tape and coils of black cord.

Jailing him at Maidstone Crown Court, Judge Stephen Thomas said his behaviour was 'extreme and inexcusable'. 'In the course of conversations with the girl you described penetrative sex with her and other practices which you intended to carry out,' the judge told Chapman. 'You were telling her that you would bind her up, take her back to your flat, put her in a cupboard and detain her.

'You indicated you would get her pregnant and a whole range of activities which on any spectrum would have been extreme but in the context of a 14-year-old girl were completely beyond what would be seen to be acceptable. 'This was a serious set of communications and went beyond would could be said to be disgraceful conduct, even very disgraceful conduct.'

Judge Thomas added that Chapman had shown 'a considerable degree of planning' in bringing his 'fantasy kidnap' to fruition.' Although this was fantasy, you were telling her what you were going to do and to meet you nonetheless,' he said.'This was very real in your own mind and something you thought you could achieve and would achieve. That is a troubling state of mind.

'There was no victim as such but one must bear in mind you didn't know that.'
German-born Chapman began talking to the decoy on March 22 last year, with their subsequent chatlogs running to 400 pages in the court documents.

Prosecutor Paul Valder said the pervert repeatedly talked about tying Lucy up and having sex with her.
'The defendant stated that he would like to tie her up with duct tape and cable ties. 'He expressed a desire to take her home, put her in a wardrobe and engage in sexual activity.'

The court heard Chapman was 'deeply lonely and looking for a friend' when he made contact with Lucy. His six-year relationship had ended after he suffered a work accident and he was living alone, playing video games and searching social media.

Jason Dunn-Shaw, defending, described Chapman as having 'an extraordinary aberration'.
'How this then transposed itself to these feelings and this kind of behaviour and fascination, he can't explain,' he told the court. 'They have now evaporated and he is more keen than anybody that these things don't occur again.'

Chapman admitted two offences of arranging the commission of a child sex offence, one of attempting to meet a female under 16 following grooming, and one of attempting to engage in sexual activity with a child. He must also sign on the sex offender register indefinitely on his release, and will be subject to a sexual harm prevention order for five years.

That's an ugly man. Any relationship to Hope?
 
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Any bets on how long it will take for these bogs to be vandalised?

Also can a mod get rid of the poll at the top of the thread? I'm unable to.
Let me guess fatasses won't be able to use them because of "weight sensitive floors."
 

Rancid Flid

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WHEN BRITAIN DIED
Welcome to Sharia.

In the words of Maulana Syed Raza Rizvi, an eminent preacher in the city, “London is more Islamic than many Muslim countries put together.” Yes, that London, as in the home of red buses and posh accents. The "traditional" picture of London has been replaced with a more worrying one. According to Giulio Meotti, a researcher at the Gatestone Institute, by 2020, “estimates are that the number of Muslims attending prayers will reach at least 683,000, while the number of Christians attending weekly Mass will drop to 679,000.” Next year, Islam looks likely to be the dominant religion in the capital.
Demographically, the Britain of today is very different from the Britain of the '90s and early '00s; the most common name in England and Wales is now Mohammed, including spelling variations such as Muhammad and Mohammad.
Outside of London and Birmingham, other major cities have huge Muslim populations: Manchester (15.8%) and Bradford (24.7%). In the latter city, half the children are Muslim. The cultural, demographic and religious revolution in which Christianity declines and Islam advances is almost complete. The future of the UK is one rooted in burqas and strict interpretations of Islam
In April of this year, in an article titled "4 Reasons Why London is The Worst," Maria Ebele had this to say: "London has the reputation of one of the greatest cities in the world. But I’ll let you in on a secret: if you ever want to make friends with a Brit who is not from London, casually drop in conversation that London isn’t your most favourite place in the world. Then sit back and watch. Most likely, you’ll see his or her eyes light up with glee at the opportunity to rip into the nation’s capital."
The author has a point. Over the past couple of years, more than 340,000 people have moved away from London amid rising levels of knife crime, according to reports. Extortionate property prices and poor air quality are also cited as reasons for people choosing to leave the capital and set up a new life elsewhere in the UK. Obviously, people want a better quality of life; also, people would prefer not to get stabbed.
However, could there be another reason for the mass exodus?
I ask this because London is acquiring an increasingly Islamic face.
In the words of Maulana Syed Raza Rizvi, an eminent preacher in the city, “London is more Islamic than many Muslim countries put together.” Yes, that London, as in the home of red buses and posh accents. The "traditional" picture of London has been replaced with a more worrying one. According to Giulio Meotti, a researcher at the Gatestone Institute, by 2020, “estimates are that the number of Muslims attending prayers will reach at least 683,000, while the number of Christians attending weekly Mass will drop to 679,000.” Next year, Islam looks likely to be the dominant religion in the capital.

As Meotti notes, since 2001, more than 500 London churches of all denominations have been turned into private homes. During the same period, British mosques have been proliferating. The proportion of Britons who identify themselves as Anglicans continues to fall, while, according to a NatCen Social Research Institute report, the number of Muslims continues to grow by the thousands. As Jean Patrick Gunberg laments, “Churchgoers are declining at a rate that within a generation, their number will be three times lower than that of Muslims who go regularly to mosque on Friday.”
Of course, Islamification doesn’t occur in a vacuum. In Birmingham, the second largest city in the UK, an Islamic minaret dominates the skyline. The "City of a Thousand Trades" has a huge Muslim population (22%). There have been petitions to allow mosques to place loudspeakers throughout the city. Why? To call people to prayer three times a day.
Imagine this occurring in Los Angeles, the second largest city in the U.S.
Demographically, the Britain of today is very different from the Britain of the '90s and early '00s; the most common name in England and Wales is now Mohammed, including spelling variations such as Muhammad and Mohammad.
Outside of London and Birmingham, other major cities have huge Muslim populations: Manchester (15.8%) and Bradford (24.7%). In the latter city, half the children are Muslim. The cultural, demographic and religious revolution in which Christianity declines and Islam advances is almost complete. The future of the UK is one rooted in burqas and strict interpretations of Islam.

An exaggeration? I think not.
As Innes Bowen noted in a piece for The Spectator, of the some 1,700 mosques in Britain, only two - yes, two - now follow the modernist interpretation of Islam. The Wahhabis control many mosques throughout the land. Call it what you will, "ultraconservative," "austere," "fundamentalist," or "puritan," but Wahhabism is premised on an abhorrent doctrine.
Worryingly, major British cities are full of sharia courts. London, for example, has over 100. How did this happen?
According to the aforementioned Giotti, “The advent of this parallel judicial system has been made possible thanks to the British Arbitration Act and the system of Alternative Dispute Resolution. These new courts are based on the rejection of the inviolability of human rights: the values of freedom and equality that are the basis of English Common Law.”
Acquiescence bordering on capitulation has also played a role. Rowan Williams, the former Archbishop of Canterbury, and Chief Justice Lord Phillips have previously suggested that British law should "incorporate" elements of sharia law – you know, the law based on the religious precepts of Islam, not the actual law that civilized societies in the west recognize.
British universities have also acquiesced. Take a quick look at the report titled "external speakers in higher education institutions," published by Universities in the UK. There you will read that "orthodox religious groups" may separate men and women during events. As The Daily Mail reported, females at Queen Mary University of London had to use a separate entrance and were told to sit in a room without being able to ask questions or even raise their hands. Remember, this took place in London, not Lahore.
According to reporters at The Telegraph, the Islamic Society at the London School of Economics held a particularly notable gala. Here, like livestock in a shed, women and men were separated by a seven-meter panel.
This should worry us all, especially those of us who care about the UK as a bastion of civilized values.
 
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