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Teen 'told mum he wanted to rape her after watching video of chimps having sex'
The Hull teen is accused of sexually assaulting his mum after watching footage of chimpanzees mating

A teenage boy has appeared in court accused of sexually assaulting his own mum and telling her he wanted to "rape her."

A court heard how the 18-year-old, from Hull, who cannot be named for legal reasons, is alleged to have brought up the conversation of sex with his mother while he was 16 and watching footage of chimpanzees mating.


The teen is on trial charged with sexual assault, engaging in sexual activity in the presence of a child, and exposure.

Hull Crown Court heard how the teen was watching an episode of the Secret Life of the Zoo which featured chimpanzees mating, when he is accused of making the the comments.

The prosecutor told the court that on January 4, 2018, while watching the programme, the then 16-year-old spoke to his mum about how he had seen a video on his father's phone of his parents having sexual intercourse, and that had made him want to have sex with her, reports Hull Live.

Mr Lowe said: "He told her that since he had seen the video of her having sex with her ex-partner [his dad], he couldn't stop thinking about having sex with her and raping her."


Speaking from behind a screen in the court, the woman said that she told the boy, "I'm your mam" and walked away from him to go into the kitchen "to let him think about what he'd said."

She said: "He just looked at me like he'd done nothing wrong."

The boy is then accused of sexually assaulting her.

She said: "I started drying some pots I had on the draining board and then that's when he came up to me. I had been in the kitchen maybe a few minutes.

"He came up behind me and put his hands under my armpits and then that's when he started touching my right breast and was pushing me against the draining board, and rubbing himself up and down me, his genitals in contact with my body.

"I told him to stop and tried pushing him back but he was so strong and I could hear him breathing really heavily in my right ear. He stopped, didn't say anything, just moved away and went into the living room. I don't know how long the incident was, it felt like forever."

The woman, who has three other children, said she picked up her phone from the living room, and barricaded herself in her bedroom with a set of drawers placed against the door while she called the boy's father and police.

She said she heard him leave the property and was advised by the 999 operator to carefully leave the room and lock the door, which she said she did.

However, defence barrister Charlotte Baines, refuted the claims, and suggested an argument had taken place between the boy and his mother after she had taken his phone and he, in an attempt to get it back from her, he had accidentally exposed her breast.

She said: "I'm going to suggest that on this occasion the show concentrated on the oldest chimp in the zoo and a keeper who had known each other 25 years or so."

The woman said: "I don't remember that."

Miss Baines continued: "I'm going to suggest that you have told the jury that you were watching the episode where a couple of chimps were mating and I'm going to suggest that you got that wrong and that didn't happen on the show did it?"

The woman replied: "Yes, it did".

Miss Baines added: "As a consequence, he didn't make any comment about a sex video and that is not true and I suggest any evidence you have given about him saying he was thinking about having sex with you that's just not true. He didn't say that to you on that day or any day at all did he?"

The woman said: "Yes, he did."

Miss Baines claimed the mum had taken the boy's phone off him as they had had a nice afternoon together and he was on his phone, and when he put it down and it "went off again" she got irritated and took it off him, which led to him trying to grab it and accidentally pulling down her top, exposing her breast.

She said: "He tried to say he was sorry but you were too upset with him and then decided to ring the police but what had happened between you two was an accident."

The woman refuted this and told the court that this "wasn't true."

She was also questioned over her statements given to police, one of which was given on the day of the alleged incident, January 4, 2018, and another four days later.

In the first statement, the woman said the boy had touched both of her breasts, but in the second statement mentioned only one.

In the courtroom, she told how he had touched both, but had only squeezed one and said on the day she gave her first statement she was "a mess" and was "hysterical and crying".

As well as the alleged assault against his mother, the 18-year-old man is also charged with engaging in sexual activity in the presence of a child and exposure in an alleged incident that happened just days earlier on December 30, 2017.

His sister, who was only 10 at the time of the alleged incident, appeared in court via a TV link and told how her brother had exposed his genitals in front of her and had told her "oh, oh, look, look."

The girl said that when he had heard their mother coming into the living room, he quickly pulled up his boxer shorts and joggers.

Just a few hours earlier, she said he had asked her to go on a trip to the shop and "kept asking" until their mother told him to stop as she didn't want to go.

She told the court that while they were in the kitchen together later, he whispered to her "in a funny voice", saying: "Do you know why I wanted you to come to the shop with me?"

She said she had told him "no" and walked away.

The girl said that after the later incident, she chose to sleep in her mother's room as she was "scared".

It was only when her mother had complained to police about the alleged assault against her that she told her father what had happened.

The trial continues.
 

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The Grauniad: Socialism!!!!1!
also the Grauniad: Greta Thunberg climate CRISIS
also the Grauniad: my stupidly rich stockbroker dad's unlimited airline ticket was an integral part of who he was and now that it's cancelled, he's "grounded for life". (The senile fucker abused agents and booked no-show flights for shits and giggles.)
 

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University of Edinburgh is accused of 'blatant racism' for hosting an equality conference where white people are BANNED from asking questions
  • Q&A event - Resisting Whiteness 2019 - will bar Caucasian guests from speaking
  • There will also be two 'safe spaces' - one of which white people cannot enter
  • The Saturday event has intention of 'amplifying the voices of people of colour'
  • It is understood university bosses 'raised concerns' about aspects of the event
Edinburgh University has been slated for hosting an event where white people will be banned from asking questions - which has been described as 'blatantly racist'.
A Q&A event - Resisting Whiteness 2019 - will bar Caucasian guests from speaking from the floor.
There will also be two 'safe spaces' - one of which white people are banned from entering.

University bosses have 'raised concerns' about aspects of the event.

The event will take place on Saturday at the prestigious university, with the intention of 'amplifying the voices of people of colour' and giving 'people of colour a platform to talk'.
The all-day event costs up to £20 to attend, and will be held at the Pleasance Theatre.
A blurb says: 'We will therefore not be giving the microphone to white people during the Q&As, not because we don't think white people have anything to offer to the discussion, but because we want to amplify the voices of people of colour.

'If you are a white person with a question, please share it with a member of the committee or our speakers after the panel discussion.'
And it explains why white people have been barred from one of the 'safe spaces' - for people to retreat if they feel 'overwhelmed/overstimulated or uncomfortable'.
It said: 'The Braid room is a safe space for only people of colour, and the Cheviot room is available for anyone who needs it.'

Anti-racism campaigner Jane McColl, 42, of Glasgow said: 'This event is blatantly racist.
'It sets back the battle to achieve equality and fairness by decades, all because of the actions of a tiny group of extremists, whose perverse sense of logic has led them to belittle white people, not by who they are as individuals, by merely because of their skin colour.
'Imagine if this event was called 'Resisting Blackness' and non-white people were told they could not ask questions, nor access a room because they were the 'wrong' colour.'

A spokesman for the University of Edinburgh said: 'Tackling racism is an important topic for debate and the University is supportive of events addressing this issue.
'However, we are an organisation that places great value on issues around equality and voice.
'Consequently the University has met with the event organisers to ensure the event is compliant with our values.
'We have expressed our concerns to them about certain aspects of the format of the event and they are revising their 'safe space' policy for the conference as a result.'

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University of Edinburgh is accused of 'blatant racism' for hosting an equality conference where white people are BANNED from asking questions
  • Q&A event - Resisting Whiteness 2019 - will bar Caucasian guests from speaking
  • There will also be two 'safe spaces' - one of which white people cannot enter
  • The Saturday event has intention of 'amplifying the voices of people of colour'
  • It is understood university bosses 'raised concerns' about aspects of the event
Edinburgh University has been slated for hosting an event where white people will be banned from asking questions - which has been described as 'blatantly racist'.
A Q&A event - Resisting Whiteness 2019 - will bar Caucasian guests from speaking from the floor.
There will also be two 'safe spaces' - one of which white people are banned from entering.

University bosses have 'raised concerns' about aspects of the event.

The event will take place on Saturday at the prestigious university, with the intention of 'amplifying the voices of people of colour' and giving 'people of colour a platform to talk'.
The all-day event costs up to £20 to attend, and will be held at the Pleasance Theatre.
A blurb says: 'We will therefore not be giving the microphone to white people during the Q&As, not because we don't think white people have anything to offer to the discussion, but because we want to amplify the voices of people of colour.

'If you are a white person with a question, please share it with a member of the committee or our speakers after the panel discussion.'
And it explains why white people have been barred from one of the 'safe spaces' - for people to retreat if they feel 'overwhelmed/overstimulated or uncomfortable'.
It said: 'The Braid room is a safe space for only people of colour, and the Cheviot room is available for anyone who needs it.'

Anti-racism campaigner Jane McColl, 42, of Glasgow said: 'This event is blatantly racist.
'It sets back the battle to achieve equality and fairness by decades, all because of the actions of a tiny group of extremists, whose perverse sense of logic has led them to belittle white people, not by who they are as individuals, by merely because of their skin colour.
'Imagine if this event was called 'Resisting Blackness' and non-white people were told they could not ask questions, nor access a room because they were the 'wrong' colour.'

A spokesman for the University of Edinburgh said: 'Tackling racism is an important topic for debate and the University is supportive of events addressing this issue.
'However, we are an organisation that places great value on issues around equality and voice.
'Consequently the University has met with the event organisers to ensure the event is compliant with our values.
'We have expressed our concerns to them about certain aspects of the format of the event and they are revising their 'safe space' policy for the conference as a result.'

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After this and giving money to nogs for their race war they don't deserve their nice stone building that the sensible people who used to reside there built.
 

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And of course it's the man who gets rammed. This is why you don't intervene in anything involving some crazed cunt who thinks fighting a car is a good idea.
Always simps and white knights who are stupid enough to do that. Bet you she won't do a thing for being flung into a pole. If there is one thing any man should learn, it's never intervene on behalf of a woman doing something crazy/stupid.
 

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ARMY chiefs are considering allowing male soldiers to wear make-up.

Only female troops are allowed cosmetics while on duty under Queen’s Regulations.

Officials have now admitted they are re-considering the ban so lads can put on some slap while on duty.

An Army spokesperson said: “As an inclusive employer that recognises the diversity of its personnel, we are currently in the process of revising our guidance in this area to make it gender neutral.”


This sounds like that Monty Python sketch... the queers marching/dancing.
 

Sable

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TBF so long as they can do their jobs I don't really care what's on their face.

If we're being honest, with the army being who they are a bunch of squaddies are probably going to try and take the piss by being as ridiculous with it as they can whilst getting away with it.
 

EasyPeasy

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Video of the two men critically wounded after being shot in Ilford, London on Saturday.
It said in news one was shotgunned in the face, doesn't look like it to me.
They look like Muslim immigrants or maybe Albanians.

 
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ARMY chiefs are considering allowing male soldiers to wear make-up.

Only female troops are allowed cosmetics while on duty under Queen’s Regulations.

Officials have now admitted they are re-considering the ban so lads can put on some slap while on duty.

An Army spokesperson said: “As an inclusive employer that recognises the diversity of its personnel, we are currently in the process of revising our guidance in this area to make it gender neutral.”


This sounds like that Monty Python sketch... the queers marching/dancing.
Who is hiring the people making these decisions? Ffs, it's the military, a job where your role boils down to killing others and avoiding being killed. It's the one place where garbage like this should stay the hell away.

What happened to FIFO? Fit In or Fuck Off?
 

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Saint Mengele

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Teen 'told mum he wanted to rape her after watching video of chimps having sex'
The Hull teen is accused of sexually assaulting his mum after watching footage of chimpanzees mating

A teenage boy has appeared in court accused of sexually assaulting his own mum and telling her he wanted to "rape her."

A court heard how the 18-year-old, from Hull, who cannot be named for legal reasons, is alleged to have brought up the conversation of sex with his mother while he was 16 and watching footage of chimpanzees mating.


The teen is on trial charged with sexual assault, engaging in sexual activity in the presence of a child, and exposure.

Hull Crown Court heard how the teen was watching an episode of the Secret Life of the Zoo which featured chimpanzees mating, when he is accused of making the the comments.

The prosecutor told the court that on January 4, 2018, while watching the programme, the then 16-year-old spoke to his mum about how he had seen a video on his father's phone of his parents having sexual intercourse, and that had made him want to have sex with her, reports Hull Live.

Mr Lowe said: "He told her that since he had seen the video of her having sex with her ex-partner [his dad], he couldn't stop thinking about having sex with her and raping her."


Speaking from behind a screen in the court, the woman said that she told the boy, "I'm your mam" and walked away from him to go into the kitchen "to let him think about what he'd said."

She said: "He just looked at me like he'd done nothing wrong."

The boy is then accused of sexually assaulting her.

She said: "I started drying some pots I had on the draining board and then that's when he came up to me. I had been in the kitchen maybe a few minutes.

"He came up behind me and put his hands under my armpits and then that's when he started touching my right breast and was pushing me against the draining board, and rubbing himself up and down me, his genitals in contact with my body.

"I told him to stop and tried pushing him back but he was so strong and I could hear him breathing really heavily in my right ear. He stopped, didn't say anything, just moved away and went into the living room. I don't know how long the incident was, it felt like forever."

The woman, who has three other children, said she picked up her phone from the living room, and barricaded herself in her bedroom with a set of drawers placed against the door while she called the boy's father and police.

She said she heard him leave the property and was advised by the 999 operator to carefully leave the room and lock the door, which she said she did.

However, defence barrister Charlotte Baines, refuted the claims, and suggested an argument had taken place between the boy and his mother after she had taken his phone and he, in an attempt to get it back from her, he had accidentally exposed her breast.

She said: "I'm going to suggest that on this occasion the show concentrated on the oldest chimp in the zoo and a keeper who had known each other 25 years or so."

The woman said: "I don't remember that."

Miss Baines continued: "I'm going to suggest that you have told the jury that you were watching the episode where a couple of chimps were mating and I'm going to suggest that you got that wrong and that didn't happen on the show did it?"

The woman replied: "Yes, it did".

Miss Baines added: "As a consequence, he didn't make any comment about a sex video and that is not true and I suggest any evidence you have given about him saying he was thinking about having sex with you that's just not true. He didn't say that to you on that day or any day at all did he?"

The woman said: "Yes, he did."

Miss Baines claimed the mum had taken the boy's phone off him as they had had a nice afternoon together and he was on his phone, and when he put it down and it "went off again" she got irritated and took it off him, which led to him trying to grab it and accidentally pulling down her top, exposing her breast.

She said: "He tried to say he was sorry but you were too upset with him and then decided to ring the police but what had happened between you two was an accident."

The woman refuted this and told the court that this "wasn't true."

She was also questioned over her statements given to police, one of which was given on the day of the alleged incident, January 4, 2018, and another four days later.

In the first statement, the woman said the boy had touched both of her breasts, but in the second statement mentioned only one.

In the courtroom, she told how he had touched both, but had only squeezed one and said on the day she gave her first statement she was "a mess" and was "hysterical and crying".

As well as the alleged assault against his mother, the 18-year-old man is also charged with engaging in sexual activity in the presence of a child and exposure in an alleged incident that happened just days earlier on December 30, 2017.

His sister, who was only 10 at the time of the alleged incident, appeared in court via a TV link and told how her brother had exposed his genitals in front of her and had told her "oh, oh, look, look."

The girl said that when he had heard their mother coming into the living room, he quickly pulled up his boxer shorts and joggers.

Just a few hours earlier, she said he had asked her to go on a trip to the shop and "kept asking" until their mother told him to stop as she didn't want to go.

She told the court that while they were in the kitchen together later, he whispered to her "in a funny voice", saying: "Do you know why I wanted you to come to the shop with me?"

She said she had told him "no" and walked away.

The girl said that after the later incident, she chose to sleep in her mother's room as she was "scared".

It was only when her mother had complained to police about the alleged assault against her that she told her father what had happened.

The trial continues.
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