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Ponderous Pillock

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Labour were the victims of a half hearted DDOS attack.

More like a victim of 650 candidates rushing in because yesterday was the last day of freepost leaflets for party candidates from central funding and after that they have to pay from locally raised, declared funds.

Meanwhile, Jeremy Corbyn has called on the PM today to release Belwin Funding for the flood effected Midlands and Yorkshire.

It's such a good idea, BoJo ordered it three days ago.
 

neverendingmidi

it just goes on and on and on and on...
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Extinction Re.tardation is aiming for Christmas Number 1 this year.

The Sausage Roll song probably has more substance.

Depends on how it's marketed. If it's catchy, like "Do They Know It's Christmas" they have a chance. If it's as obnoxious and irritating as their protests, nope.
 
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teriyakiburns

Nothing like waiting till the last minute, huh?
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Depends on how it's marketed. If it's catchy, like "Do They Know It's Christmas" they have a chance. If it's as obnoxious and irritating as their protests, nope.
It's obnoxious and irritating, and sounds like Coldplay when they were crap.
 

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So old Magic (now being called "Tragic) Grandpa is still up in Scotland where he's being repeatedly heckled.

First time around: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULZVksUYYzU

He was asked which terrorist he was going to welcome to the Commons as Prime Minister.

And today he's been heckled again while at a public meeting:


Sir John Curtice (hallowed be his name, keeper of Polling) has basically said Labour's chances of a majority are basically fucking toast as they're polling a hideously distant third in Scotland, continuing to be beaten by the Tories.


BoJo was also heckled in South Yorkshire, where he interrupted his campaign to visit Fishlake, which has been floodhit same as areas of Derbyshire:


However, he also allowed the PM's motorcade to be used to run supplies to the same flood hit town, so the heckles of "You've done nothing." falls a bit flat, but emotions are going to run high in such a situation anyway:

 

Coolio55

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Labour is going after the NEETs, pledging free broadband for all.

"Part nationalize BT"
BT already has too much fucking power and they deliberately keep all the infrastructure they own a monopoly on shit to save on costs. This'll just make it worse.
Also labour makes no attempt to hide that they just want legally enforced mandatory internet connection at all times so you can be tracked.
 

Inquisitor_BadAss

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"Part nationalize BT"
BT already has too much fucking power and they deliberately keep all the infrastructure they own a monopoly on shit to save on costs. This'll just make it worse.
Also labour makes no attempt to hide that they just want legally enforced mandatory internet connection at all times so you can be tracked.
“We’ll tax tech giants to pay for this” Fuck off no they won’t they’ll introduce a new license fee for everyone on top of paying for those cunts in the BBC.
 

Ponderous Pillock

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Today's electorial newsstuff so far today:

The Brexit Party has stood down in another 39 seats, mostly across Scotland to leave The Tories a clearer run as the Unionist Party.

A Caller into the BBC Radio stopped the presenter in their tracks when they began to go on an obvious rant about how the Tories have murdered the NHS to death (as they have done so every year since 1951 according to Labour).

Oh, and a new Battle Bus is coming for The Tories when the urgent campaigning and whistle stop tours begin, it was captioned with "We're going to need a bigger bus." As part of the Unrestricted Meme Warfare that the Tories have been engaging in the past few months.



And a Labour activist was assaulted by the candidates mother in Ashfield.

 

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What's going on, Brits?

This voodoo pagan child abuse should NOT be tolerated. Absolutely disgusting.
Witchcraft and black magic are increasingly factors in the abuse of children, councils have warned, with official data showing child protection cases based on faith or belief are up by a third in the last year in England to almost 2,000.

Lancashire, Bradford and Leeds recorded the highest number of cases in 2018/19 but social workers across the country logged increasing numbers of incidents on the previous year including 71 in Nottingham, 35 in Bristol and 34 in Southwark.

It means councils are now dealing with the equivalent of 38 such cases a week, said the Local Government Association, which is calling for more resources to tackle the problem. Cases based on faith or belief include abuse under the guise of witchcraft, treating spirit possession and through black magic. The data, published by the Department for Education, was received by campaigners as evidence that social workers are getting better at identifying often hidden and culturally complex factors in abuse.

But there was also alarm that the numbers are rising so long after the high profile deaths of Victoria Climbié, eight, who was killed as a result of ritual abuse by her guardian in 2000, Khyra Ishaq, seven, who was starved to death in 2008 in Birmingham by her mother and her partner who had a strong belief in spirits and Kristy Bamu, 15, in 2010 killed by his sister and her partner in an exorcism in their east London flat.

The data also showed the number of children identified by councils through a social work assessment as either having or being at risk of female genital mutilation has reached a record high – with 1,000 such cases in 2018/19, up 6% on the previous year.

“Rising cases of FGM and child abuse linked to faith or belief are extremely worrying and are destroying the lives of children and young people in communities across the country,” said Cllr Anita Lower, the Local Government Association’s lead on FGM. “Social workers have become better at identifying the signs of FGM and belief-related abuse, but the true incidence rate is likely to be higher as these crimes are under-reported.”

Mor Dioum, director of the Victoria Climbié Foundation, a charity campaigning for improvements in child protection policies, said: “It is encouraging to see practitioners identifying harmful practices that can lead to serious injuries or child deaths. However, we need further examination of census data to understand the prevalence of these abuses, and to effectively engage with communities if we are to prevent child abuse linked to faith or belief, including the eventual eradication of FGM.”

The Metropolitan police stressed that only a minority of people who believe in witchcraft or spirit possession go on to abuse children. In a briefing it said belief in evil spirits that can “possess” children is often accompanied by a belief that a possessed child can infect others through sharing food, or simply being in their presence.

Rebelliousness, nightmares or falling ill can be taken as symptoms of “possession” while sometimes children are scapegoated for financial difficulties, divorce, infidelity, illness or death.
https://www.theguardian.com/society/2019/nov/14/witchcraft-and-black-magic-contribute-to-increase-in-child-abuse
https://archive.li/oZiRd
 
Seems Corbyn was once a fan of giving black people money to go home. No wonder he's managed the impressive feat of being endorsed by both the UK Communist Party and the Daily Stormer.

 
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