Brittany Venti / Brittany Dier - Stinky.

[Paddy O' Furniture]

Hi Brittany, yes, it's me again.

The problem isn't with men. The problem is with you. The sooner you figure this out the sooner you'll be happy with yourself. Nobody wants to be with someone who hates themselves. It's a slow moving horror movie. Plus you gaslight the absolute fuck out of everything and everyone. It ain't them, honey. It's you.

 

[NeoGAF Lurker]

You know.. I'd bet Venti herself would be conflicted about his. She thinks she'd like a dominant direct man, yet always wants to be in control of everything herself.

Either way.. it looks like she only used the poor weekend-date-fool for a free ride to the restaurant a free meal and a temporary dose of attention, because the search for Chad continues!
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Here's a snippet of the application form:
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May only the Chaddest of Chads apply!

I know she is the SEXUAL SELECTOR but what exactly does she bring to the table? Her goblina looks, her sagging tits, no ass, utter lack of intelligence, and of course, her many delusions. What a catch!

Hi Brittany, yes, it's me again.

The problem isn't with men. The problem is with you. The sooner you figure this out the sooner you'll be happy with yourself. Nobody wants to be with someone who hates themselves. It's a slow moving horror movie. Plus you gaslight the absolute fuck out of everything and everyone. It ain't them, honey. It's you.

She also has this ugly greyish-yellow skin and she smells. She is just not a pretty girl. If she wants a Chad who passes her dating application, she will forever be in slumpbuster territory.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

I know she is the SEXUAL SELECTOR but what exactly does she bring to the table? Her goblina looks, her sagging tits, no ass, utter lack of intelligence, and of course, her many delusions.

Maybe her skin's really soft, but even then, it wouldn't stay that way in the long term.

 

[Radical Cadre]

slumpbuster territory

Cool band name!

 

[coinster]

Cool band name!

It's called online random phrase generator.

 

[Radical Cadre]

It's called online random phrase generator.

Huh??

 

[Black ContraPoints]

I've been aware or this girl for years, never really looked at her closely and didn't know what to make of her. Was honestly shocked to see that she has a dedicated thread.

Going through it all, I still don't get her. She's just so all over the place. Her social media posts and clips of streams seem like the opinions/thoughts/personalities/politics/humor of like five different people at least.

One minute she's a pick me bitch bagging on other girls, then she's a salty man-hater, she's playing some trad girl act looking down her nose at all the degenerates and coomers but she's also an attention whore titty streamer and how dare you shame her. What is this chick's identity? Is she genuinely fucked in the head or just desperate to be some Internet 'It' girl so switches to whatever she thinks the 'based' take on something is? Both?

Just pick a grift and go all the way, these personality switches are baffling.

 

[Just Another Apocalypse]

Going through it all, I still don't get her. She's just so all over the place. Her social media posts and clips of streams seem like the opinions/thoughts/personalities/politics/humor of like five different people at least

"Well, we can't take her this week
And her friends don't want another speech
Hoping for a better day
To hear what she's got to say

All about that personality crisis you got it while it was hot
But now frustration and heartache is what you got
That's why they talk about personality

But now your trying to be some
No you got to do some
Wanna be someone who cow s
But you think about the times you did, they took every ounce
When it sure got to be a shame when you start to scream and shout
You got to contradict all those times you were butterflyin' about
You were butterflyin' all about that

Personality crisis you got it while it was hot
But now frustration and heartache is what you got

And you're a prima ballerina on a spring afternoon
Change on into the wolfman howlin' at the moon (aahh ooohhh)"

 

[NeoGAF Lurker]

Is she genuinely fucked in the head or just desperate to be some Internet 'It' girl so switches to whatever she thinks the 'based' take on something is? Both?

It’s the latter but you could make a case for both.

It is clear that Venti wants a hunk who wants to be a traditionalist who wants to get married and have kids. However it conflicts with her desire to currently be a clout chasing internet “personality” and her past as a titty streamer. She’s boxed herself in for growth: she panders to the right wing who will just call her a goblina and a tradthot (both are accurate) and the left and center will have nothing to do with her. She has an army of simps but thots loathe simps. The reason why she shows off her saggers is because she’s trying to move on from her titty streamer days but still wants e-fame and clout for her opinions and lukewarm takes lol.

She claims to want a trad life but only after she finds a perfect man. Good luck with that, Brittany (since we know she reads this thread). The perfect man doesn’t have incentive to go the trad route and those that do can get a higher quality girl than Venti. She could find a guy who will treat her well and give her the trad life she wants but he might be under 6’ (gasp) or maybe starting to get thinning hair (oh dear god) or maybe an electrician instead of a shot caller (omg). Much like guys wanting a trad wife are unlikely to find a big titty bombshell up for the role but will settle for a cute girl that wants a lot of kids and can make her own clothes. Venti is still very immature. Will she wizen up before her tits sag beyond her belly button? I guess we will see!

 

[Radical Cadre]

It’s the latter but you could make a case for both.

It is clear that Venti wants a hunk who wants to be a traditionalist who wants to get married and have kids. However it conflicts with her desire to currently be a clout chasing internet “personality” and her past as a titty streamer. She’s boxed herself in for growth: she panders to the right wing who will just call her a goblina and a tradthot (both are accurate) and the left and center will have nothing to do with her. She has an army of simps but thots loathe simps. The reason why she shows off her saggers is because she’s trying to move on from her titty streamer days but still wants e-fame and clout for her opinions and lukewarm takes lol.

She claims to want a trad life but only after she finds a perfect man. Good luck with that, Brittany (since we know she reads this thread). The perfect man doesn’t have incentive to go the trad route and those that do can get a higher quality girl than Venti. She could find a guy who will treat her well and give her the trad life she wants but he might be under 6’ (gasp) or maybe starting to get thinning hair (oh dear god) or maybe an electrician instead of a shot caller (omg). Much like guys wanting a trad wife are unlikely to find a big titty bombshell up for the role but will settle for a cute girl that wants a lot of kids and can make her own clothes. Venti is still very immature. Will she wizen up before her tits sag beyond her belly button? I guess we will see!

I'd give her the time of day but she has to clean her fucking apartment up first. Christ, woman. Pick up your clothes. The only time they should be all over your room is after I've torn them off of you. AND NEVER ANY OTHER TIME.

 

[Annie Adderall]

She's Belle Delphine meets Onision meets Steven Crowder meets Trish Paytas. I don't know what her main motivation is. It seems to change all the time. Money/attention for being an attractive gamer girl, creating meaningless shock/outrage for the ol' narc oxygen supply, political wrecking ball trying to further an agenda or agent of insane chaos.

She's certainly interesting. I'm impressed she's managed to keep a following for so long. It's been a million internet years since the "Normies get out" line went viral.

 

[Misanthrope]

what exactly does she bring to the table?

That's the million-dollar question isn't it? This question always evokes a strong emotional reaction in her, but never an actual answer:

She won't ever answer it, because she can't. It's just her over-inflated ego trying to protect itself on display here.

Will she wizen up before her tits sag beyond her belly button? I guess we will see!

At this point she seemed to have doomed herself to repeat the same mistakes over and over again..

 

[Just Another Apocalypse]

It is clear that Venti wants a hunk who wants to be a traditionalist who wants to get married and have kids

Yet she has done nothing to show off any house wife skills. Can she cook (anything other than dirt)?

or maybe an electrician instead of a shot caller

Sparkies make a very nice wage, and it's stable, reliable work.

I'd give her the time of day but she has to clean her fucking apartment up first.

Again, trad wife wannabe really should have better developed nesting skills.

At this point she seemed to have doomed herself to repeat the same mistakes over and over again

Arrested development. History suggests she'll be a teenager forever more, unless she actually starts to work on herself.

Anyway, it's Jessix wedding...

So she's off to FLA. Bets on how long she'll manage to stay offline? Days or hours?

 

[Radical Cadre]

Bets on how long she'll manage to stay offline? Days or hours?

It has already been too long.

But I'll wait as long as I need to if there's a chance for a bikini pic.

 

[Buer]

I'd be very surprised if Brittany ever ends up married. Besides being kinda cute she sounds like she'd make a horrible wife. Very argumentative and probably can't even make a house a home for some dude. Maybe she could shack up with It'sAGundam but I don't think he even wants to date anymore let alone marry anyone.

 

[Dick Pooman]

That's the million-dollar question isn't it? This question always evokes a strong emotional reaction in her, but never an actual answer:

Fellas, this is what we call a "red flag." All of the "boyfriend application" stuff is being done with the plausible deniability that it MIGHT be ironic because it's Venti, but the girl that asked her the question definitely struck a nerve and it got real. It's not a hard question to answer even when you're being put on the spot, and it's definitely not tied exclusively to your dating preferences. To me, it says that she has her body to offer and not much else.

 

[clinically retarded]

That's the million-dollar question isn't it? This question always evokes a strong emotional reaction in her, but never an actual answer:
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She won't ever answer it, because she can't. It's just her over-inflated ego trying to protect itself on display here.

She thinks what she asks for is reasonable because she doesn't think about what the equivalent of her standards would be for a woman to put it into perspective.
The equivalent would be a 19-22 year old, who's at least a 9/10 face and body, who's a virgin, but who somehow is an absolute whore in bed, who doesn't use social media at all or isn't revealing on it at the very least, who cooks and cleans, who's not taller than 5'6, who knows her place as a woman, who cares enough about her shape to exercise regularly (so you know she won't get fat as the years go by), who doesn't have a reputation on the internet, ...etc.
(so, everything good a woman could possibly have)

She doesn't have any of it yet she asks for literally everything good a man could possibly have, but with none of the downsides (she wants a man financially stable but not too busy, who lifts regularly but isn't too into his looks, who has everything she asks for but somehow doesn't have a high body count, etc etc etc). And if that man did exist why would he choose her? An exceptional man like that could have any woman he wants.

Yet she has done nothing to show off any house wife skills. Can she cook (anything other than dirt)?

She literally lives off of take-out and can't keep a clean apartment (and buys too much shit). She always uses paper plates too because she's too lazy to do dishes, and said anyone who criticized her for it never lived by themselves (she thought it was normal). Not house wife material, she's just a lazy person.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

She's not worth any attention when it comes to dating, and this is coming from someone who has been single their entire life.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Can she cook (anything other than dirt)?

She feels like she would burn a bowl of cereal.

 

[KiwiBeanie]

I'd be very surprised if Brittany ever ends up married. Besides being kinda cute she sounds like she'd make a horrible wife. Very argumentative and probably can't even make a house a home for some dude. Maybe she could shack up with It'sAGundam but I don't think he even wants to date anymore let alone marry anyone.

This thread teeter-tots between "she's ugly" and "she's kinda cute". I find her unattractive, but part of that is due to her behavior. She's really just kinda average looking because of her mixed genetic heritage which makes her not stand out in a crowd. Simps are simply willing to settle for less, yet she will never settle. That's why I wouldn't push her onto Gundam forcing him to have to deal with her neurotic tendencies. None of her relationships have worked out and she's at least partially responsible for their failture.