Brittany Venti / Brittany Dier - Stinky.

Move to Beauty Parlor?

  • Yes

    Votes: 185 39.5%
  • Keep in Internet Famous

    Votes: 283 60.5%

  • Total voters
    468

coinster

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This thread teeter-tots between "she's ugly" and "she's kinda cute". I find her unattractive, but part of that is due to her behavior. She's really just kinda average looking because of her mixed genetic heritage which makes her not stand out in a crowd. Simps are simply willing to settle for less, yet she will never settle. That's why I wouldn't push her onto Gundam forcing him to have to deal with her neurotic tendencies. None of her relationships have worked out and she's at least partially responsible for their failture.
Although i agree with your conclusion 100%, i just want to point out that her mixed genetics has nothing to do with her ugliness/average-ness. There are plenty of mixed people that are very attractive. It's just that her parents were average to below average in looks. Most people, even non-mixed, are average to below average in looks. I am not mixed, and i will openly admit that i am ugly af despite being Scandinavian, which stereotypically people think we are all supposed to be attractive -- when reality shows most of us aren't. Genuinely good looking people, when u strip the makeup, are a very small percentage of society. Most porn stars, for example, when u take the make up off are average at best. Some are downright disgusting. Several have posted their no-makeup pix online. Have a look.

So, makeup has to be one of the greatest inventions ever. It really transforms women to look, well, like what men imagine women to be. It's a brilliant parlor trick. The problem with Brittany is she has never had a sister (or mother) to teach her how to exploit it, which could have helped her with her self-esteem early on. Now, her top priority goal is to find an attractive (white) man to help breed out her "ugliness" so she can vicariously feel attractive outside and inside. Compromise? Not a chance. Disturbing.
 

NeoGAF Lurker

An Niggo
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I'd be very surprised if Brittany ever ends up married. Besides being kinda cute she sounds like she'd make a horrible wife. Very argumentative and probably can't even make a house a home for some dude. Maybe she could shack up with It'sAGundam but I don't think he even wants to date anymore let alone marry anyone.
I agree.

As someone who wants to live the trad life, she’s rapidly aging out of that market. Not a lot of 35 year old single girls traipsing through wheat fields. I think realistically she has two options:

- A good guy who will treat her well but has maybe one or two things on her dating application. Venti will abuse and resent him because he won’t be perfect.

- A divorcee’s second/rebound wife. He only wants to get back at his first ex wife by finding a younger girl. He may tick off more boxes on her dating application but he will cheat on her constantly and neglect her. Venti may prefer this because he will leave her alone and she can continue to be a clout chaser.
 

Misanthrope

kiwifarms.net
This thread teeter-tots between "she's ugly" and "she's kinda cute".
As they say.. "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder".

It's a little more nuanced here, but looking at the comments on her social medias and various other corners of the internet, people seem to find her either mesmerisingly beautiful or a hideous abomination. There is no in between! The former seem to be the majority though. On her instagram she gets plastered with compliments (not just by simps, plenty of ladies compliment her too). Her Youtube-comments and subreddit are also overpopulated by simps now and all of this caused her Ego to get launched into the stratosphere! The people calling her ugly are restricted to sites like 4chan, and this thread I guess.

Either way, I still think the move to Beauty Parlour is rather odd. Besides the occasional ass-comparison and saggy-tit posts, or more recently posters pointing out her unrealistic husband-demands, this thread is still mostly about her personality. Nevermind the poll-results!
Also, this thread could benefit from moving to Beauty Parlour, no?
Question is though, would the BP people even be interested in Venti or not.
My rationale for my opposition to moving this to BP was that the only thing that would change is that perhaps in lieu of thirsty guys, there'd be a lot more catty ladies who may somehow be more ugly than Venti is IRL.
Ultimately the move didn't really change anything..

Anyway, I'm just here to point & laugh at how she documents her entire life on Youtube & Twitter, not caring about her reputation. Her ever increasing naivety. The hilariously stupid hot takes. Her pointless ventures into politics. The extreme inconsistency between what she preaches about and how she acts, etc.

Basically how she's a living example and a reminder of how Social Media should be avoided at all costs!
 

Desktop User2

kiwifarms.net
Why is it I check this thread every two weeks and the same sperging about her tits and looks is still going on? Worthless thread is worthless.
Because that's Venti. The rest is just bait for channer edgelords.
Should have kept it in Internet Famous where it belonged. But for the faggot jannies...
There were very few mentions of her tits going back to page 110, that only changed after NeoGAF Lurker's post and subsequent replies and he´s been lurking this thread even before me, so... the only change is that you can´t thirst anymore.
Edited to avoid double posting.
 
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Now, her top priority goal is to find an attractive (white) man to help breed out her "ugliness" so she can vicariously feel attractive outside and inside. Compromise? Not a chance. Disturbing.
She's said she wants six kids. I doubt she's sincere about that. She's a pretty sickly/neurodiverse chick. And I can't imagine any guy today wanting that many kids, regardless of whether it her nutty self or a proper waifu. Unless it's some religious loony.


Venti has a strange appeal
And that's why the Farms exists and so does BVULTRA. Codependant I think is the term.
She’s worth a cream pie or two IMO but that’s it. She isn’t gf/wife material.
Don't stick your dick in crazy. She has cats and an allergy to cats. She's that bonkers. I suppose that's part of her charm.

Maybe she'll be a beard (to some kind of Nick Effluentes type), she can get fat, squeeze out an heir and spare, then bang hobos while husband is away on business trips.
 

clinically retarded

Autistic
kiwifarms.net
i just want to point out that her mixed genetics has nothing to do with her ugliness/average-ness. There are plenty of mixed people that are very attractive. It's just that her parents were average to below average in looks. Most people, even non-mixed, are average to below average in looks.
Her mixed genetics 100% have to do with her being weird looking and therefore polarizing. The reason why she's so peculiar looking is because she has black features with light skin and eyes. Yes there are plenty of mixed people that are attractive but the reason why they are is because they are the opposite (they got the European features but with tan skin or curly hair or just don't look mixed at all). Even if you think she's average looking, she's still different from the normal average. If she wasn't mixed and was just average she wouldn't be as polarizing.

As someone who wants to live the trad life, she’s rapidly aging out of that market. Not a lot of 35 year old single girls traipsing through wheat fields. I think realistically she has two options:

- A good guy who will treat her well but has maybe one or two things on her dating application. Venti will abuse and resent him because he won’t be perfect.

- A divorcee’s second/rebound wife. He only wants to get back at his first ex wife by finding a younger girl. He may tick off more boxes on her dating application but he will cheat on her constantly and neglect her. Venti may prefer this because he will leave her alone and she can continue to be a clout chaser.
I feel like she's going to end up with that typical asshole husband that resents his negging wife and talks shit about her behind her back because he only gave her a ring for her to shut the fuck up. And cheats on her too

She's said she wants six kids. I doubt she's sincere about that. She's a pretty sickly/neurodiverse chick.
Is her wanting six kids even realistic? If each pregnancy takes a year, plus a year to recover, assuming she can easily get pregnant and doesn't have to spend a long time trying
 
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clinically retarded

Autistic
kiwifarms.net
Why is it I check this thread every two weeks and the same sperging about her tits and looks is still going on?
She's the one that makes it such a central part of who she is online. Maybe she should stop addressing what people think about her looks and trying to debunk it all the time, but she just can't help but care about whether strangers on the internet think she's hot or not. Also she's always talked shit about other e-girls on a superficial level, and men maybe too, so that attracts the same attitute towards her too
 

Cemila Mandes

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And that's why the Farms exists and so does BVULTRA. Codependant I think is the term.
What sets Brittany apart is despite her faults, she’s not hideously ugly/fat, hasn’t done anything really reprehensible, and is low tier when it comes to lolcow content. So she attracts a base of support - and it helps that she manufactures negativity about herself because she loves the attention.
 

coinster

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hasn’t done anything really reprehensible
Clearly you're not familiar with her full history. Factually, it's her reprehensible history that created her (right-wing) base of deplorables.

She finally mellowed out in 2021 tho, likely due to the financial pain/aguish as a result of her predictably punishable behaviors. Her chickens came home to roost.
 
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Cemila Mandes

kiwifarms.net
Clearly you're not familiar with her full history. Factually, it's her reprehensible history that created her (right-wing) base of deplorables.

She finally mellowed out in 2021 tho, likely due to the financial pain/aguish as a result of her predictably punishable behaviors. Her chickens came home to roost.
What base? She has only 154K subscribers and pitiful viewcounts on her recent uploads. Brittany had to make her own RationalWiki article because of how little clout she has.

Didn´t she film her ex having a mental breakdown and leaked it? That´s where the whole stinky arc accidentally came from...
Courtesy of filming her living conditions outside of her recording room.
 

Misanthrope

kiwifarms.net
She's said she wants six kids.
S.. Six?! Goddamn you're right! And she's saying it with a straight face too.

Is her wanting six kids even realistic? If each pregnancy takes a year, plus a year to recover, assuming she can easily get pregnant and doesn't have to spend a long time trying
Also.. how the hell is she gonna afford six kids in the coming decades? Maybe it's doable if you live frugally, but that's not Venti. Looks like she might need to increase her $100000 hubby-income-requirement even more.

Six is crap-ton even for trad-larping-zoomer standards. Don't the typical romanticised US family pictures from the 50's usually depict only 1 son, 1 daughter.. and a dog?
 

Local Fed

Hakim's Razor
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I don't believe that she's ever really wanted six kids. She, like many, just likes the fantasy of it (which is fine, honestly.) I see similar stuff on social media with women who claim that they just want to live the "farm/country life." They usually are the types who look like they could name every item off of the Starbucks menu, but wouldn't know a cow from a horse. Deep down they know that they're full of shit, too, for the most part. It's the female Hallmark movie fantasy thing; they have the fantasy of the kids being like the von Trapp's on a staircase, or they think of the farm life as just country air, petting lambs while their burly husband who wears Wrangler's and plaid shirts does all of the actual work, etc.

That trad larp guys typically are the same way: they imagine themselves as that husband or some future big swinging dick businessman; but in reality are meek, skinny fat, and have more hours logged on Steam than is needed to earn a PhD. Brittany has indulged these fantasies more and more over the years, both for her paypigs and for herself, much like a common camgirl.
 

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