Brittany Venti / Brittany Dier - Stinky.

Move to Beauty Parlor?

  • Yes

    Votes: 185 39.5%
  • Keep in Internet Famous

    Votes: 283 60.5%

  • Total voters
    468

Black ContraPoints

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venti was a maid of honor in jessix's wedding. next to jessix, she kind of looks like a hooker who crashed the wedding.
ah, venti. always the bridesmaid, neve the bride.

do you think this is going to give her wedding fever?
Not in great taste to eye fuck the camera and cock out your hip taking a picture with the bride. It's her day, just smile nicely. Hog the camera some other time.

Also, yes. Dear God, yes. Venti is an insecure wannabee. Seeing the bride get to look and be treated like a princess, have all the focus and attention on her, it's the most beautiful she'll ever look, the groom is publicly devoting himself to her, etc. For a girl who craves attention and praise for just existing, the wedding fever and seethe must be insane for Venti right now.
 

Misanthrope

kiwifarms.net
do you think this is going to give her wedding fever?
Well, if she has as much faith in the bouquet-tossing-ritual as she does in her tarot cards..
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..I expect her already existing wedding-fever to reach hyperpyrexia levels! 🔥

But seriously though, I hope that Jessix will be a proper real-life example for Venti of what marriage (and probably soon to be pregnancy) is really like for someone her age in the modern day. With all the struggles that come with it. And de-Disneyfy Venti's views on marriage and romance a little bit.
 

proteus4994

True & Honest Fan
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But seriously though, I hope that Jessix will be a proper real-life example for Venti of what marriage (and probably soon to be pregnancy) is really like for someone her age in the modern day. With all the struggles that come with it. And de-Disneyfy Venti's views on marriage and romance a little bit.
That’s a wonderful thought, but what will really happen is that as soon as Jessix complains even the smallest amount, Brittany will go full /r/femaledatingstrategy on her.
 

Dang Woodchucks!

Maybe he's fused with it, maybe it's Maybelline
kiwifarms.net
Okay, I think this needs to be brought up. Between her antics at the wedding, her constant hounding for marriage, constant need for validation, self-loathing over her octoroon status, BPD, and the all her bf troubles, I have reached the conclusion that there is a real chance Miss Hammerhead Shark...

might be a virgin.
 

Zero Day Defense

"Now come, Samurai. Put on a good show."
kiwifarms.net
venti was a maid of honor in jessix's wedding. next to jessix, she kind of looks like a hooker who crashed the wedding.
ah, venti. always the bridesmaid, neve the bride.

do you think this is going to give her wedding fever?
Aren't you also supposed to be in white as a maid of honor?

Okay, I think this needs to be brought up. Between her antics at the wedding, her constant hounding for marriage, constant need for validation, self-loathing over her octoroon status, BPD, and the all her bf troubles, I have reached the conclusion that there is a real chance Miss Hammerhead Shark...

might be a virgin.
Maybe if she was a guy, I'd buy that.
 

Black ContraPoints

kiwifarms.net
Aren't you also supposed to be in white as a maid of honor?
Generally it's considered in pretty poor taste to wear white at a wedding. Especially a female attendee.

The focus of modern weddings, for whatever reasons, seem to have changed from two people becoming one soul and one flesh, to the bride being the princess and all the focus on her. If a woman wears white at a wedding and takes an ounce of attention from the bride, they will be glared at the whole time and talked shit about for years. Only possibly a cute child could get away with it.

The groom is practically a prop at his own wedding.
 

NiggoFiggo

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And nowadays the poor sap has to pay for, at least, some of it.

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Brittles does a little sand sculpting?
Leave to the mutt to tryhard and shit cringe on a /pol/ and /tv/ meme
Gotta put on for those chads on 4chins huh brittles?

Is that supposed to be a bleeding asshole? I don't know a thing about this "Breaking Buck" thing going around.
Meme on 4chan about tariq nasheed movie basically memeing about fucking black men usually posted with a southern pepe with southern accent
 

KiwiBeanie

The Beanie Formerly Known as Beak
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might be a virgin.

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Aren't you also supposed to be in white as a maid of honor?

It's because she's a WITCH who doesn't believe in Jesus.

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I'm surprised Jessix even invited her into the chapel, and even further surprised that Brittany didn't go up in flames within standing distance of the crucifix.

I hope she chooses a nerdy manlet as well. You all have a chance, channer lurkers!


What Venti's wedding would look like if she married one of her own simps.
 

Zero Day Defense

"Now come, Samurai. Put on a good show."
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It's because she's a WITCH who doesn't believe in Jesus.

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I'm surprised Jessix even invited her into the chapel, and even further surprised that Brittany didn't go up in flames within standing distance of the crucifix.
"A few decades after the fact" is gold standard when we're talking about accounts from back then. And what does she mean by "accountable people"-- is she just trying to sound smart?

Anyways, how the hell is she supposed to get a trad like this?
 

Paddy O' Furniture

Corn Ops Veteran
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I'm surprised Jessix even invited her into the chapel, and even further surprised that Brittany didn't go up in flames within standing distance of the crucifix.
She really doesn't have a great grasp on history. Does she think they just broke out a quill pen, refined ink Bic pen and started writing on A4 paper? That shit took time and effort to make and has a lifetime until it breaks down, like those flesh suits we have if it makes it easier Britt. Can I call you that, since I assume you're gunna read this? We're basically pals now. (Call me Mr. Furniture though. Let's keep this professional.) Unlike every single tweet she's ever put to the winds.
 

Harlay de Champvallon

Archevêque de Paris, Duc de Saint-Cloud
True & Honest Fan
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The Jews believed enough in the existence of Jesus to spergout over Him in the Talmud. If Porphyry could credibly argue Jesus didn't exist, he'd have broken out of his lit crit of Scripture. Like virtually all credible scholars now, he knew this couldn't be argued. Anyhow her pal doesn't care about her dear 56% friend fedora tipping, so it probably doesn't matter.
 
The Jews believed enough in the existence of Jesus to spergout over Him in the Talmud
Still on about the Magic Jew? Wonder if any of these people have actually read the Talmud? Doubt it, as Yeshua is mentioned. Not Jesus. But then again, a lot of the lamb's back story can be found elsewhere. Nevermind.

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Looks like she's going to FLA, whether to dodge a tax bill or just to get away from the past, who knows.
 

Paddy O' Furniture

Corn Ops Veteran
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Yes, but thats the problem, it's a translation. It means Salvation. they just translated Salvation/saviour into another word. Doesn't prove anything.

but this is derailing the thread no?

back on topic:


Is Brittles feeling her age?
I'm not going to waste my time on her blathering on about how being 25 is so terrible. She doesn't want people to concentrate on her looks but just hands people a magnifying glass every single time.

I sincerely wonder if she's gone a day in her life without worrying about how she'll portray herself as a victim for money as it starts to dwindle. You could always learn to code!
 

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