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I'm sure you're already aware that My Little Pony: Friendship is magic is already infamous for the creation of a fair share of brony lolcows. However, I feel like one particular aspect of the brony fandom has been left relatively unscathed despite being without a doubt the most consistent and effective source of lolcows in recent times- the brony analysis community.
Imagine a youtube community that cranks the autism to 11 and tries to go in-depth into characters with basic archetypes such as "likes partying and making people happy" as part of a 20 minute long toy commercial for 6 year old girls where messages and morals include "sharing is good" and "being mean is bad".
Does that sound bad? Now, try and imagine that community also being a real life version of game of thrones, with people backstabbing and arguing at each other. (Except without the sex, which may be a blessing all things considered because the majority of these guys aren't photogenic in the slightest.) This is what the brony analysis community is in a nutshell.
It should be noted that while most of these people tend to work solo, there is one particular group that seems to be full of analysis cows; "The analysis rift", a group that is home to talent-less rejects who somehow failed at making my little pony analysis videos of all things. In fact, two members of the rift actually have threads on here!
Jerry peet remains not only one of the most popular MLP analysts with almost 40k subs, but also a somewhat popular cow on 8chan with over 10 threads to his name. A rat-king who, besides having some of the most egotistical and stupidest observations you'll ever witness on his moviebob knockoff series "Glass of Water", is also a rather loathsome individual who has been accused of bullying his own ex-friends for not supporting his politics, as well as having a thing for writing MLP fapfics about mothers molesting their underage adopted daughters. It should be noted that he also has a disdain for the rift for being full of bad editors and writers (Hey, a broken clock is right twice a day.)
His thread can be found here
Anthony is a half-Mexican 36 year old with autism who lives with his mother following the tragic demise of his father. While Anthony's father was an incredibly successful man who was beloved in his community for his constant desire to help people, Anthony went the complete opposite route, making petty character assassination videos and even stirring up drama between his friends in the rift in the name of youtube views.
He also cannot spell to save his fucking life.
Anthony quickly found himself becoming a laughing-stock when he sperged out on a Jerry Peet thread on /cow/, which only got funnier when he tried raiding the forum with all four of his friends because a thread was made about his antics, which includes his expert "proof" that SJW's don't exist, as well as how he constantly defended his ex-girlfriend despite the fact she got caught committing fraud (which he admitted to, by the way!) and allegedly made Anthony a literal cuckold shortly after running with the money. Anthony's thread can be found here
Aaron is a friend of Anthony Aguilar, and much like him, is rapidly approaching his 40's. Also known as "TheBurningDonut", he is "notable" for being a furry artist who draws his art on skateboard decks. He also seems to be incapable with spending his money wisely, as for a while he was too poor to afford pants and even today struggles to live somewhere that isn't his windowless van. He also tried to pretend to be an anon on /cow/ and asked people to dox him and call the police. Aarons thread can be found here
An autistic brony analyst who lives with his parents who recently turned into a mega autistic weeb after youtube deleted his channel and he threatened to commit suicide until they reinstated his channel. He also lives in Chris Chans state, by pure coincidence!
Notable for the fact that she's one of the few analysts that has a vagina, "Kim" (Real name Rachael Cohen) has recently become infamous following a piece of journalism from Horse News that revealed she had made countless artists/animators/writers/you-name-it work under a crippling NDA without pay while she basks in the glory riding on the backs of borderline slaves.
Imagine a youtube community that cranks the autism to 11 and tries to go in-depth into characters with basic archetypes such as "likes partying and making people happy" as part of a 20 minute long toy commercial for 6 year old girls where messages and morals include "sharing is good" and "being mean is bad".
Does that sound bad? Now, try and imagine that community also being a real life version of game of thrones, with people backstabbing and arguing at each other. (Except without the sex, which may be a blessing all things considered because the majority of these guys aren't photogenic in the slightest.) This is what the brony analysis community is in a nutshell.
It should be noted that while most of these people tend to work solo, there is one particular group that seems to be full of analysis cows; "The analysis rift", a group that is home to talent-less rejects who somehow failed at making my little pony analysis videos of all things. In fact, two members of the rift actually have threads on here!
Jerry peet remains not only one of the most popular MLP analysts with almost 40k subs, but also a somewhat popular cow on 8chan with over 10 threads to his name. A rat-king who, besides having some of the most egotistical and stupidest observations you'll ever witness on his moviebob knockoff series "Glass of Water", is also a rather loathsome individual who has been accused of bullying his own ex-friends for not supporting his politics, as well as having a thing for writing MLP fapfics about mothers molesting their underage adopted daughters. It should be noted that he also has a disdain for the rift for being full of bad editors and writers (Hey, a broken clock is right twice a day.)
His thread can be found here
Anthony is a half-Mexican 36 year old with autism who lives with his mother following the tragic demise of his father. While Anthony's father was an incredibly successful man who was beloved in his community for his constant desire to help people, Anthony went the complete opposite route, making petty character assassination videos and even stirring up drama between his friends in the rift in the name of youtube views.
He also cannot spell to save his fucking life.
Anthony quickly found himself becoming a laughing-stock when he sperged out on a Jerry Peet thread on /cow/, which only got funnier when he tried raiding the forum with all four of his friends because a thread was made about his antics, which includes his expert "proof" that SJW's don't exist, as well as how he constantly defended his ex-girlfriend despite the fact she got caught committing fraud (which he admitted to, by the way!) and allegedly made Anthony a literal cuckold shortly after running with the money. Anthony's thread can be found here
Aaron is a friend of Anthony Aguilar, and much like him, is rapidly approaching his 40's. Also known as "TheBurningDonut", he is "notable" for being a furry artist who draws his art on skateboard decks. He also seems to be incapable with spending his money wisely, as for a while he was too poor to afford pants and even today struggles to live somewhere that isn't his windowless van. He also tried to pretend to be an anon on /cow/ and asked people to dox him and call the police. Aarons thread can be found here
An autistic brony analyst who lives with his parents who recently turned into a mega autistic weeb after youtube deleted his channel and he threatened to commit suicide until they reinstated his channel. He also lives in Chris Chans state, by pure coincidence!
Notable for the fact that she's one of the few analysts that has a vagina, "Kim" (Real name Rachael Cohen) has recently become infamous following a piece of journalism from Horse News that revealed she had made countless artists/animators/writers/you-name-it work under a crippling NDA without pay while she basks in the glory riding on the backs of borderline slaves.
The rift was disbanded and remade four times since 2013, but the current incarnation seemed to have had a fair bit of drama, with people getting kicked out left right and centre for keeping secrets behind one-anothers backs. Lies, deception, betryal and backstabbing so large-scale that the official wikia for the group refuses to go in length on it in the name of brevity! Oh my!