BronyCon 2019 megathread - July 14 - Chris gets donation to cover trip costs

Will Chris make it to BronyCon?

  • Yes, someone will fully fund his trip in a doomed attempt to buy influence over him

    Votes: 276 64.8%
  • Yes, he scrapes by with tugboat money and sleeps in his car

    Votes: 85 20.0%
  • No, he sits at home and tries to astral project there instead

    Votes: 65 15.3%

  • Total voters
    426
  • Poll closed .

TrippinKahlua

From RC Enthusiast to T-Shirt Brand.
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I'd take my 80s MLP copy and sell for $50 and buy a couple NES carts because I'm sure there would be at least one game vendor.

But I'd be in costume as Tom Cody, there to see the brownies off.
 
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Tikbalang

Wear your shirt inwards out
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So he's going to use a car to go there would take 3 hours without any stop
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If he's willing to take some effort to ride a bike, it would take 14 hours of continuous pedaling. Does Chris has a bike hiding in the hoard?
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Unless the truck driver is Jacob, no sane driver will last being with Chris unless their sense of smell was deactivated. Walking straight to con would take two days, three if he set up camp.
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If he choose to walk, then his motivations is like being a pokeman go trainer and fight off Team Crack, Team Ghetto, and Team Hood.
 
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Second_Missing_Primarch

Magnus Did Nothing Wrong
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So he's going to use a car to go there would take 3 hours without any stop
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If he's willing to take some effort to ride a bike, it would take 14 hours of continuous pedaling. Does Chris has a bike hiding in the hoard?
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Unless the truck driver is Jacob, no sane driver will last being with Chris unless their sense of smell was deactivated. Walking straight to con would take two days, three if he set a camp.
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Let's be real. If Chris tried biking there, his heart would burst within a couple miles, provided he didn't just give up and wheel on over to the Ruckersville Mickey D's for some sweet tea and chicken nugs.
 

Muscle Bra

The snake that are and the smake that was
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If he's willing to take some effort to ride a bike, it would take 14 hours of continuous pedaling. Does Chris has a bike hiding in the hoard?
lolwut? I-95 isn't some cute little country lane; it's a major East Coast highway that stretches from Florida to either New York or Massachusetts. It's got at least 3 or 4 lanes going in each direction and a speed limit of 65 or 70. If someone were to try to ride a bicycle on it, they would get killed. Guaranteed.

He'll probably take the van because that's all he knows how to do. It'll break down halfway but this time he'll have nobody to bail him out because he's alienated everyone.
Honestly, I don't see why he doesn't just take Amtrak. It's cheap, relatively quick, stress-free travel, and I'm sure there's a train station not far from the Baltimore Convention Center.
 

Exceptional Chimp

Chimpin' ain't easy but it's necessary.
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lolwut? I-95 isn't some cute little country lane; it's a major East Coast highway that stretches from Florida to either New York or Massachusetts. It's got at least 3 or 4 lanes going in each direction and a speed limit of 65 or 70. If someone were to try to ride a bicycle on it, they would get killed. Guaranteed.
I-95 goes all the way to Canada, and we can only hope he does as well. Maybe move in with Johnny Yaniv, show him how to properly shove that tampon up his ass.
 

WorldsSmartestManRonOTool

Renaissance Man, Polymath, World Traveler
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I don't care how stupid the weéns are, there's no way he's going to pawn off ten of these incredibly overpriced book sets by tomorrow.
He wouldn't have them shipped by the end of the year if he did anyway. "Give me money NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW" but STFU and wait until I get around to shipping you the stuff I promised for it.
 

Philosophy Phil

I died in the Dimensional Merge
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And of course, since Chris is having financial problems, the Merge talk ramps up again:

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1700$, but this time is not a donation but rather a return for services created.

Good effort, however it's pretty obvious he'll just take the money, put the orders on backlog as he goes to Bronycon, and do nothing to actually go forward with the orders, just like every other time.

Again. Do not give Chris money.
 

RustyNail(her)

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1700$, but this time is not a donation but rather a return for services created.

Good effort, however it's pretty obvious he'll just take the money, put the orders on backlog as he goes to Bronycon, and do nothing to actually go forward with the orders, just like every other time.

Again. Do not give Chris money.
People talk about Chris like he's someone with a sad begging sign at a stop light. That sign says it's for an apartment or food but you goddamn well know he's going down the block to that liquor store.
 
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