BronyCon 2019 megathread - July 14 - Chris gets donation to cover trip costs

Will Chris make it to BronyCon?

  • Yes, someone will fully fund his trip in a doomed attempt to buy influence over him

    Votes: 276 64.8%
  • Yes, he scrapes by with tugboat money and sleeps in his car

    Votes: 85 20.0%
  • No, he sits at home and tries to astral project there instead

    Votes: 65 15.3%

  • Total voters
    426
  • Poll closed .

Time of Space

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Is he insinuating that the Crapture will begin a Bronycon, or that Chris going will accelerate it? Or that Chris is working so hard on daydreaming and dropping flash drives and rocks in an attempt to act out the plot of season 4 of Fringe IRL that all of the lowly mortals should give him money so he can go?
If he wasn't the fat, lazy fuck he is, I'd be worried that he'd try some bullshit to start the merge by either endangering himself or others.

So I guess his ineptitude finally has some positives.
 

Stephanie Bustcakes

This is what Chris actually believes
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I kind of hope one of the I HAVE AUTISM PLEASE LAUGH AT ME gives him money so he can go to his little Bronycon.
I hope they don't, because he doesn't need the money to go to bronycon. He's going even if nobody gives him the money, he'll just have to pay for it himself. It's better that he pay for it himself than get even more free money.
 

TrunksFromDragonballGT

Gay for Rosechu
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Once Chris has the money for a hotel, then the next round of begging will begin, he will say it is for good food and so he feels safe and stress free, etc, but we all know its for plushies and junk for his room. And being Chris he will spend this money as soon as he gets it and then the begging cycle will begin anew.

July is going to be a month of begging.
If he really wanted the money, he'd do a video. That always ropes in the tards with the money.
 

The American Hedgehog

Supervisor
True & Honest Fan
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Rogowski

you guys have a good time frig dancing
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He's also saying he would only give Chris money if he sends him some water with "his juices" in it.


He says Chris isn't answering his DMs.

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Even Sockness refers to Chris as a man behind his back.
How the fuck does this autistic dumpster fire afford to live in the most expensive American city to begin with if he’s on SS?
 

Nebula Slasher

Spergy Fag
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He's also saying he would only give Chris money if he sends him some water with "his juices" in it.


He says Chris isn't answering his DMs.

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Even Sockness refers to Chris as a man behind his back.
Even if this whole Chris fetish was an act it doesn't make it any less autistic. If anything, it would be even more so.
 

Philosophy Phil

I died in the Dimensional Merge
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>Making CPU Blue Heart Holy Water for consecrating my temple and relices like the shoes, and blanket and fource myself as High Priest using converted Catholic rituals.


So yeah, there's a halal already out on Sockness right? Guy admitted to being a pay pig, trying to mess with Chris by obtaining his fluids, [gross] and is clearly in need of a boot to the head.

The sad thing is that I don't know if this is ironic weinering or unironic pure unbated degeneracy that I'm looking at here.

*Update* Decided to read the Jacob Sockness thread.
Holy fucking shit, Modern Society is a mistake.
Why the hell was eugenics of the mentally unwell and unstable phased out to prevent such a person?
I am actually mad at the RNG of the Gene Pool and a Society that champions this as acceptable.
Holy fucking shit.
 
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Marvin

Christorical Figure
True & Honest Fan
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Is he going to make Chris jerk off into the water, except Chris can't do it since his hormone drugs reduced him into being unable to fap according to Marvin?
To be clear, I'm just guessing he has a pretty difficult time getting an erection, climaxing and producing fluid. He never had a strong libido in the first place and now he's taking real tranny pills. And that awful video of Chris pulling his taffy all but confirmed it, I think.
Is he even on harmones still? I'd imag8ne constant use of those drugs would take a nice chunk out of his tugboat.
Medicare covers it, right?
 

Muscle Bra

The snake that are and the smake that was
True & Honest Fan
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Maybe he'll just drive off a cliff.
Bonus points if CWC pulls a Wile E. Coyote and hovers in the air, gets a confused look on his face when he realizes there's no more road, and then plummets down.

Over/Under on one of the event organizers "extending an invitation to the convention", because they want to make a production out of throwing him out & videotaping his reaction?
Nah. There's way too much liability on the con's shoulders if one of their guests/invitees starts getting too handsy with the attendees. Remember how quickly the guy from TMG disavowed Chris being a guest of the con after last year's meltdown?

How the fuck does this autistic dumpster fire afford to live in the most expensive American city to begin with if he’s on SS?
Because California is a welfare state and because the San Francisco area attracts a shitload of hobos.
 

duff101

#1 OJ Simpson fan
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Because California is a welfare state and because the San Francisco area attracts a shitload of hobos.
It’s also that the Bay area is so expensive that there are homeless people making like 50k a year and even dirty slum apartments cost like a grand per month so they gotta give something.
 
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