BronyCon 2019 megathread - July 14 - Chris gets donation to cover trip costs

Will Chris make it to BronyCon?

  • Yes, someone will fully fund his trip in a doomed attempt to buy influence over him

    Votes: 276 64.8%
  • Yes, he scrapes by with tugboat money and sleeps in his car

    Votes: 85 20.0%
  • No, he sits at home and tries to astral project there instead

    Votes: 65 15.3%

  • Total voters
    426
  • Poll closed .

Russtard

I have the right to fuck 9's and 10's
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Looks like the cheapest tickets are about $75 each way. I think the Amtrak even dumps you off like a 10-minute walk away from the BCC if I remember correctly.
 

LoveYouLongTime

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I'm always surprised whenever Chris makes it to and from DC/Baltimore in one piece with I95 involved. I've bitched about it numerous times, but Chris is one of the worst drivers I've ever had the displeasure of driving behind. He barely pushes 40 in a 55 so I very much doubt he goes much faster on the interstate where most if it is 70. He's the sort of driver who will stop on the merge lane and wait until it's clear before slowly proceeding.
 

Pony Horn

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He's also saying he would only give Chris money if he sends him some water with "his juices" in it.


He says Chris isn't answering his DMs.

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Even Sockness refers to Chris as a man behind his back.
Sockness is into magick. He's probably gonna do some sex magick with it. :story:

It would be shrug-able if we were talking about anybody but Chris but he's dumb enough to believe it if somebody told him they used his dirty bath water to put a sex (or any other kind of) spell on him. I can only imagine what that could lead to.

Chris is the only guy I know who could sell somebody his dirty bath water and not come out on top of the deal.
How the fuck does this autistic dumpster fire afford to live in the most expensive American city to begin with if he’s on SS?
One could argue he belongs there.
 

James Howlett

I'm the best at what I do.
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That old man Sockness hangs around with him naked is his sugar daddy.


It doesn't matter to him considering he is gay.
I dont think sockness understands what a sugar daddy is. A sugar daddy implies being financially sound because your sex partner pays for everything. This is just a dirty old perv with an autism fetish, Jacob has been complaining about his own tugboat recently, so he's not getting any money for getting fucked in the ass.
 

JULAY

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I'm always surprised whenever Chris makes it to and from DC/Baltimore in one piece with I95 involved. I've bitched about it numerous times, but Chris is one of the worst drivers I've ever had the displeasure of driving behind. He barely pushes 40 in a 55 so I very much doubt he goes much faster on the interstate where most if it is 70. He's the sort of driver who will stop on the merge lane and wait until it's clear before slowly proceeding.
Him driving like that is much more likely to get him beat the fuck up one of these days than his other shenanigans. And deservedly so.
 

TrippinKahlua

From RC Enthusiast to T-Shirt Brand.
True & Honest Fan
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I'm always surprised whenever Chris makes it to and from DC/Baltimore in one piece with I95 involved. I've bitched about it numerous times, but Chris is one of the worst drivers I've ever had the displeasure of driving behind. He barely pushes 40 in a 55 so I very much doubt he goes much faster on the interstate where most if it is 70. He's the sort of driver who will stop on the merge lane and wait until it's clear before slowly proceeding.
I don't even live in the United States or even the continent so I can certainly understand someone as dumb as Chris driving poorly on an interstate.

There are some things you just have to be told.
 
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TrunksFromDragonballGT

Gay for Rosechu
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I don't even live in the United States or even the continent so I can certainly understand someone as dumb as Chris driving poorly on an interstate.

There are some things you just have to be told.
His driving skills can’t be that bad. I’ve never heard of him getting any traffic violations aside from running Snyder the Jew over.
 
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