BronyCon 2019 megathread - July 14 - Chris gets donation to cover trip costs

Will Chris make it to BronyCon?

  • Yes, someone will fully fund his trip in a doomed attempt to buy influence over him

    Votes: 276 64.8%
  • Yes, he scrapes by with tugboat money and sleeps in his car

    Votes: 85 20.0%
  • No, he sits at home and tries to astral project there instead

    Votes: 65 15.3%

  • Total voters
    426
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Mariposa Electrique

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How can you even say this? There's literally video of him doing it.

Chris could literally lower someone's trousers, reveal a huge boner, and start sucking on it, and Marvin would say, "that's how they greet eachother in Chris' imagination land. He was just being friendly, Golly Gee Wilikers".

The weakness with that explanation, is that it is the only incident of its kind.
No, he did it to several guys. He even did it before he got to TMG with Copitz and Copitz' lackey. The only reason he hasn't done it again is because he got shouted down the last time for doing such things. If it had been with one dude, I could cut you a bit more slack.
 

Marvin

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Chris could literally lower someone's trousers, reveal a huge boner, and start sucking on it, and Marvin would say, "that's how they greet eachother in Chris' imagination land. He was just being friendly, Golly Gee Wilikers".
You're trying really hard here. If Chris displays indisputably homosexual behavior he's obviously gay. But we're not there yet. If you're right, it'll come out just like his fetishization of women came out. And I'll admit you were right.

Chill out a bit.

Chris was also kissing women like that. Chris knows that kissing women romantically without their permission is a no-no. What would change that would let him do that?

I think it's pretty obvious Chris thought he was doing something like this: http://tuscantraveler.com/2014/florence/italian-life-rules-kissing-which-cheek-italy/ (or more likely, what @Tennis-Ball-Tony said about Eva Gabor)

Not romantic kisses.

Isn't that obvious to you? Or at the very least, what doesn't work about that explanation for you? (Even if you think there's another explanation that you prefer.)

Again, I'm not excusing Chris. I think you think explaining Chris' behavior is making an excuse for him. You think he's a really bad person and a pervert, and now proven to be a degenerate homosexual pervert, so you get glee from that being proven.
 

LiveFromNS

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Chris could literally lower someone's trousers, reveal a huge boner, and start sucking on it, and Marvin would say, "that's how they greet eachother in Chris' imagination land. He was just being friendly, Golly Gee Wilikers".

No, he did it to several guys. He even did it before he got to TMG with Copitz and Copitz' lackey. The only reason he hasn't done it again is because he got shouted down the last time for doing such things. If it had been with one dude, I could cut you a bit more slack.
Yeah, thats where I differ a bit from good old Marv. While as I said in my previous post, I don't see Chris actively trying to pick up a dude or have sex with a guy as a normal functioning gay male would, but if some con pulled some shit to get in his head like IGs and used the merge as an in to get Chris to do some type of gay sex, Chris would do it. But again, I think he doesn't understand all the dynamics with sexuality like the rest of us do. Either way, I agree that Chris would in right circumstances, do some type of gay sex, given his mind and the people who are out there and who want to, and can, get in to his head and fuck with him.

As for the other part, that is where I tend to disagree a bit with you. I don't think it is homosexual, at least full like a normal fag would be feeling when he did those things, but its Chris thinking if I show overt friendliness, these people will be my friends. Remember too, Chris has been so stamped down over the years, made fun of, and more importantly constantly had his behaviours, stupidity and naivety pointed out to him, I see him countering by being more over the top in his expression of friendliness as perhaps in his mind, he thinks it tempers all the bad stuff that he has been told over the years about what he is, says and does. He must recall some of the stuff the likes of CC, BS, Kacey, her dad, ABL etc have said to him during calls, where they gave him a harsh dose of the reality of his life. It has to have some impact to make him understand he is very abnormal. So, overcompensate by being Mr. Rogers or Bob Ross! Then people will like me!!

tl:dr-Chris isn't a flaming queer, but he'd prob suck the cock of the Gatekeeper who will complete the merge.

Its always interesting to me how many differing viewpoints people have on Chris and his actions. It goes to prove my point just how different his mind operates to ours.

That's my gut take and view on this discussion, after reading the posts while having a nice toke and kicking off the weekend!
 
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Bombsaway

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Eh... You seem to mistake your regular guy with Turbo Autist Prime: Christian Weston Chandler.

No straight man needs to remind himself to stay on the straight path, you say? How about if the straight man is Chris, who has such a firm grasp on gender and sexuality, that he in one comic suggested that his blood could be used to cure homosexuality?

For all we know, Chris could have believed that just looking at a penis could make you gay. Which would be a very worrying concept, considering how much porn he watched.

His determination to “stay straight” could also easily have been a result of him having “girly” interests, and overall being so bad at being male.

Can we conclusively say if Christian is gay or straight?

No.

But the evidence certainly points to straight, Every time he was looking for romance or sex, it was involving women.

The Cville gay club/events could have given Chris easy access to experimenting with men (And fuck yes, Chris could have gotten laid with the homos. He’s hardly a 9/10 but dudes way uglier than him pull it off on a regular basis!) but there are zero reports about this.

We do have reports about Chris hanging out/going for girls at these events though. Which is just what you’d expect from a straight dude in a dress.
I never said it was conclusive. I do agree he would have had bizarre ideas on sexuality but these didn’t come out of thin air. They were introduced to him through Kinsey. My point is that Chris being introduced to Dr. Kinsey would have meant that someone close to him would find it necessary to teach Chris about homosexuality being “vice” in the first place.

This mixed with the strong reactions to homosexuality in the early years is enough for me not to be surprised that Chris was repressed. Either way it’s not like this would be a dislikable quality in Chris if he was. I don’t care. He’s still my favorite lolcow and I hope he gets better from all the idea guy shit. Unfortunately he is a highly influenceable lore sponge and it’s going to take professional intervention in my opinion.
 
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