Bryan Dunn / King of /pol/ (KoP) / The Armed Toast / The Exceptional Detective / BoomerPhil - Severely paranoid thin-skinned attention whore with hate/real boner for Ralph, Null, Jim, BSV, etc. "Right kind of gay" and "verified female". Legally banned from KF, 13 socks and counting

[instythot]

Why in the fuck is this retard streaming with this other retard while he's working or doing shit IRL? It sounds like he's walking around or something. Imagine seeing this dude on the street, lmao.

Oh, Bryan is no stranger to streetwalking. Or wasting time posting here about how he's totally got a great life during work hours, possibly from the bathroom

 

[instythot]

Sorry to doublepost but I just got through the KoP/Flamenco crossover and Flam did an amazing job staying calm in the face of a hysterical Dunn. If he's not working towards a tard handling degree, he should consider switching

 

[Perspicacity]

Sorry to doublepost but I just got through the KoP/Flamenco crossover and Flam did an amazing job staying calm in the face of a hysterical Dunn. If he's not working towards a tard handling degree, he should consider switching

I think Bryan did a good job shitting on Flamenco, his bait stream was really lame and needed some spice. At least we got about 10 minutes of entertainment out of it.

 

[Boyfriend Coefficient]

Sorry to doublepost but I just got through the KoP/Flamenco crossover and Flam did an amazing job staying calm in the face of a hysterical Dunn. If he's not working towards a tard handling degree, he should consider switching

Bryan really was the highlight of that stream. Fagmenco hyped it up as a bridge burning of Ralph and did not deliever at all. Bryan at least made it listenable for a few minutes.

 

[instythot]

I think Bryan did a good job shitting on Flamenco, his bait stream was really lame and needed some spice. At least we got about 10 minutes of entertainment out of it.

I didn't listen to the rest... because even if there wasn't a terminal Kino overdose happening with chaggot, listening to an entire flamenco stream is either one small step above or below listening to an entire gatortime on purpose.

There is certainly the fact that Bryan brought the fire, but my image of Flam is some near robot spitting out far right talking points and rpg waifu trivia. Can anyone truly claim that Flam is neurotypical enough to intentionally bait?

 

[:gold:]

I think he was an electrical lineman.
I'm looking for headlines related to charred remains found alongside smashed phone with Kiwi Farms thread permanently frozen on screen.

I thought he was a male nurse?

 

[JuanButNotForgotten]

I thought he was a male nurse?

He had to leave, because doctors kept mistaking him for a patient.

 

[Gloria]

Here's some (@Bryan Dunn) kino with (@Flamenco) in regards to (@theralph) but he doesn't keep up with drama.

I been not following this doods stuff for years, did a recap on the thread (I look at some points not all) and he is a reck!
He is still trying hard try and be relevent?
dood do not seem to understand he has no place as a news/commentary/bootleg Drumer/Stuff like this when he him self is pretty bad at making vids, twisting narrative to his own conveniens thinking he is smart when he is not.


I get chuckles just by reading his dum adventure, seems over time he has not learn anything at all.

do hope to read more.

 

[instythot]

I been not following this doods stuff for years, did a recap on the thread (I look at some points not all) and he is a reck!
He is still trying hard try and be relevent?
dood do not seem to understand he has no place as a news/commentary/bootleg Drumer/Stuff like this when he him self is pretty bad at making vids, twisting narrative to his own conveniens thinking he is smart when he is not.


I get chuckles just by reading his dum adventure, seems over time he has not learn anything at all.

do hope to read more.

Buckle up, because it seems the dormant phase of the Dunn Cycle may be coming to an end

 

[naught]

I been not following this doods stuff for years, did a recap on the thread (I look at some points not all) and he is a reck!
He is still trying hard try and be relevent?
dood do not seem to understand he has no place as a news/commentary/bootleg Drumer/Stuff like this when he him self is pretty bad at making vids, twisting narrative to his own conveniens thinking he is smart when he is not.


I get chuckles just by reading his dum adventure, seems over time he has not learn anything at all.

do hope to read more.

Is English second language to you?

Buckle up, because it seems the dormant phase of the Dunn Cycle may be coming to an end

:^3
He appeared which signals to me a possible return and craving for DUNNism to return.
Yet as an esoteric DUNNist I prefer to go over the scripture left by our scribes @JuanButNotForgotten

 

[Erwin Rotten]

Sorry to doublepost but I just got through the KoP/Flamenco crossover and Flam did an amazing job staying calm in the face of a hysterical Dunn. If he's not working towards a tard handling degree, he should consider switching

It's not that hard if you follow a stoic view of the situation and understand your subjects. Both the subject you're talking about and the subject you're talking to. Bryan wants emotions and outrage so he can spin those emotions around and fire them back like a Dragon Ball character doing a yummy-cummy ha blast. Don't give him the emotion and outrage by ignoring the bait and he rage quits like how he did in the stream.

It felt too try hard though how he was like "Flam, please, I'm begging you, burn that bridge with more fire."

Then Flam was just like "naw, I've said what I wanted to. Anything else you want from me?"

And Bryan was like "no, that was all, and I didn't get it. I'm out."

If he doesn't want his begging for attention so obvious, he could at least ask Flam about the weather or what his dick tastes like. You know, something casual to break the ice and not be so anti-social about everything.

 

[naught]

It's not that hard if you follow a stoic view of the situation and understand your subjects. Both the subject you're talking about and the subject you're talking to. Bryan wants emotions and outrage so he can spin those emotions around and fire them back like a Dragon Ball character doing a yummy-cummy ha blast. Don't give him the emotion and outrage by ignoring the bait and he rage quits like how he did in the stream.

It felt too try hard though how he was like "Flam, please, I'm begging you, burn that bridge with more fire."

Then Flam was just like "naw, I've said what I wanted to. Anything else you want from me?"

And Bryan was like "no, that was all, and I didn't get it. I'm out."

If he doesn't want his begging for attention so obvious, he could at least ask Flam about the weather or what his dick tastes like. You know, something casual to break the ice and not be so anti-social about everything.

(@Flamenco) is too dumb to react lel

 

[JuanButNotForgotten]

(@Flamenco) is too dumb to react lel

But is he dumb enough to watch CP on duty or talking to strangers on the Internet about his love for dick?

 

[An Avenging Bird]

But is he dumb enough to watch CP on duty or talking to strangers on the Internet about his love for dick?

and then in the next breath accidentally post video of him feeding his daughter followed by seething how he hates us with every fiber of his being

 

[JuanButNotForgotten]

and then in the next breath accidentally post video of him feeding his daughter followed by seething how he hates us with every fiber of his being

I like how Bryan boasts about being a good father, especially towards Gunt. Sorry in advance, can't quote Ralph's thread since it's locked.

I dont see my daughter ever being in this situation because I am raising her well enough to not have daddy issues to begin with or be this fucked up of a person at 18.

Ralph please god when you read this, if you can take anything at all from this. Please don’t try to make children. Don’t bring a child into your fucked up reality.

@theralph will quite literally have his child as a Trophy all over his show. Itll be worse than what CRP did with his son.

Yeah, it's not like Bryan couldn't act straight (pun absolutely fucking intended) for a minute and politely ask Null to delete that post and he absolutely couldn't leave this place afterwards to save his family from further involvement. It's not like Bryan's reality isn't fucked up and he isn't involved with some gay internet drama to this day. But it's especially funny how he accuses Gunt of using his child as a trophy - this fucker literally dropped his lask sock account to tell users of this forum that he is so much better than they are since he is now married, even though it's quite obvious that it was forced marriage due to pregnancy. I wouldn't be surprised that he finally married her just to "own" Null and the rest of the Farms.

 

[Adamska]

It's all a prop to this crippling desperate to chase clout idiot. I'm actually surprised he didn't try to do "social experiments" like that one idiot who tried to fake a robbery and got gunned down given how desperate he is for attention.

Any kid that is real, and I'm still calling bullshit because Bryan fucking lies all the time, is screwed with a narcissistic fruitbasket like him neglecting the two of them.

 

[Barbarus]

Gonna be wild when Bryan's kid grows to the age where she is browsing the Internet only to find out that her dad was an absolute autist online who got thirsty for cocks and has an autistic need to post about drama online.

Hope to god he doesn't tell her or his girlfriend doesn't tell her he was internet famous. Imagine having a child in this day and age with your background like this and still continuing to involve yourself in shitflinging drama and calling yourself a good dad.

 

[MissingNo]

I like how Bryan boasts about being a good father, especially towards Gunt. Sorry in advance, can't quote Ralph's thread since it's locked.

I dont see my daughter ever being in this situation because I am raising her well enough to not have daddy issues to begin with or be this fucked up of a person at 18.

Ralph please god when you read this, if you can take anything at all from this. Please don’t try to make children. Don’t bring a child into your fucked up reality.

@theralph will quite literally have his child as a Trophy all over his show. Itll be worse than what CRP did with his son.

Yeah, it's not like Bryan couldn't act straight (pun absolutely fucking intended) for a minute and politely ask Null to delete that post and he absolutely couldn't leave this place afterwards to save his family from further involvement. It's not like Bryan's reality isn't fucked up and he isn't involved with some gay internet drama to this day. But it's especially funny how he accuses Gunt of using his child as a trophy - this fucker literally dropped his lask sock account to tell users of this forum that he is so much better than they are since he is now married, even though it's quite obvious that it was forced marriage due to pregnancy. I wouldn't be surprised that he finally married her just to "own" Null and the rest of the Farms.

Is there any proof Bryan is actively making content or harming his family though? His accounts have been inactive for some time from what I gather. I remember him often being around for the Kumite days but besides this, nothing else. The flamenco stuff was good that he did recently but I dont think hes an active individual unless maybe hes gearing up for some big event that some odd reason he is not trying to seek out attention for, youd think he would want an audience if this were the case. Just looking up his exceptional detective channel and it hasn’t made a video in about 8 months now. I cant find any social media accounts for it anymore and his Unarmedtoast on twitch hasnt been live in over a Year it seems. I cant find any accounts with KingofPol in it either. Not even a twitter(aside from this one troll account that is also inactive

The only thing I can find is his personal social media accounts from the OP, which for myself I dont really care about. Nothing screams at me that hes returned or heavily active with the drama world unless someone has another avenue of reach I couldn’t find.

It's all a prop to this crippling desperate to chase clout idiot. I'm actually surprised he didn't try to do "social experiments" like that one idiot who tried to fake a robbery and got gunned down given how desperate he is for attention.

Any kid that is real, and I'm still calling bullshit because Bryan fucking lies all the time, is screwed with a narcissistic fruitbasket like him neglecting the two of them.

well, since he himself and other people here have posted his entire family photos up. Id say it’s probably real. The question really is, why does it matter if the guy isn’t funny about it? I mean, it’s possible he hired someone to bring a kid over to take photos to own da mean kiwifarms people but I wanna say it’s probably not a lie and very real regardless of how that makes you feel(no offense). It would be funny however, if it was a big op to trick Kiwifarms into believing he had a family lol. Thatd be wild.

Gonna be wild when Bryan's kid grows to the age where she is browsing the Internet only to find out that her dad was an absolute autist online who got thirsty for cocks and has an autistic need to post about drama online.

Hope to god he doesn't tell her or his girlfriend doesn't tell her he was internet famous. Imagine having a child in this day and age with your background like this and still continuing to involve yourself in shitflinging drama and calling yourself a good dad.

considering in the OP with many of his quotes he mentions that a guy here has made accounts to contact his wife and ask for his childs photos. She probably knows(unless you believe everything is a big giant conspiracy of tricks and deception by him and he is the lord of lies then it’s probably bullshit). If they have a family together still and are seemingly happy and Bryan himself is mostly gone from the drama world (albeit as much as he can consider himself gone) I would assume she accepted everything here and let dogs sleep where they lie.

marriages are a weird thing. A good one means the spouse trully loves her significant other and accepts who they are and they work to better each other. Bad ones usually weren’t meant to be together and the toxicity of it all seeps out in various ways leading to divorce. Bryan doesn’t strike me as a guy who would stay for a Kid if it was a good relationship, maybe I am wrong. Also judging by his posts and charactersheet and conduct via from the OP I’d wager that if he was having a bad time with the wife n kids he would be actively involved heavily in the drama world being his manic self(See Matt Jarbo as an example of this). He wouldnt be in hiding or not on this site wanting to murder @JuanButNotForgotten for his OP or the various other multi-posters who follow this man religiously. Bryan would be just like the Gunt in the sense of pure Rage at everything thats recently been posted about him. Just scrolling back acouple pages and someone already suggested that if he did not come here to yell at the OP that we jokingly should show up to his house. Shockingly, Bryan did not return to yell at this it seems.

That to me is proof enough that he probably is relatively happy in his relationship with his wife and child or at the very least, she tard wrangles him extremely well as I think Bryan has poor impulse control but probably is harmless(I would caution joking about coming to his home though, that’s probably against the rules here to even suggest). Whether or not this site will continue to exist via USC 230 by the time shes 12 or 13(I cant imagine a kid below this finding such a site like this) is debatable but I do believe that Bryan is not stupid enough to not prepare to answer questions to his own family when that comes. Maybe not though. Time will tell.


TLDR; I think Bryan is probably mostly inactive from direct influences of Drama as all of his attention seeking accounts are dead or gone and if he wanted attention he’s definitely not trying for it anymore, Hes probably not lying about having a wife and kid, and hes probably happy in that relationship or we would see him implode here again.

 

[Adamska]

He's mechanically incapable of moving on or not trying to seek attention from random men online, so odds are high he just has a sock we haven't caught yet. Or people have found the sock and just are letting him continue to PA and build evidence until he gets outed again.

He will not stop until he is legitimately dead.

 

[DarkSoulsPhil]

Is there any proof Bryan is actively making content or harming his family though? His accounts have been inactive for some time from what I gather. I remember him often being around for the Kumite days but besides this, nothing else. The flamenco stuff was good that he did recently but I dont think hes an active individual unless maybe hes gearing up for some big event that some odd reason he is not trying to seek out attention for, youd think he would want an audience if this were the case. Just looking up his exceptional detective channel and it hasn’t made a video in about 8 months now. I cant find any social media accounts for it anymore and his Unarmedtoast on twitch hasnt been live in over a Year it seems. I cant find any accounts with KingofPol in it either. Not even a twitter(aside from this one troll account that is also inactive

The only thing I can find is his personal social media accounts from the OP, which for myself I dont really care about. Nothing screams at me that hes returned or heavily active with the drama world unless someone has another avenue of reach I couldn’t find.



well, since he himself and other people here have posted his entire family photos up. Id say it’s probably real. The question really is, why does it matter if the guy isn’t funny about it? I mean, it’s possible he hired someone to bring a kid over to take photos to own da mean kiwifarms people but I wanna say it’s probably not a lie and very real regardless of how that makes you feel(no offense). It would be funny however, if it was a big op to trick Kiwifarms into believing he had a family lol. Thatd be wild.




considering in the OP with many of his quotes he mentions that a guy here has made accounts to contact his wife and ask for his childs photos. She probably knows(unless you believe everything is a big giant conspiracy of tricks and deception by him and he is the lord of lies then it’s probably bullshit). If they have a family together still and are seemingly happy and Bryan himself is mostly gone from the drama world (albeit as much as he can consider himself gone) I would assume she accepted everything here and let dogs sleep where they lie.

marriages are a weird thing. A good one means the spouse trully loves her significant other and accepts who they are and they work to better each other. Bad ones usually weren’t meant to be together and the toxicity of it all seeps out in various ways leading to divorce. Bryan doesn’t strike me as a guy who would stay for a Kid if it was a good relationship, maybe I am wrong. Also judging by his posts and charactersheet and conduct via from the OP I’d wager that if he was having a bad time with the wife n kids he would be actively involved heavily in the drama world being his manic self(See Matt Jarbo as an example of this). He wouldnt be in hiding or not on this site wanting to murder @JuanButNotForgotten for his OP or the various other multi-posters who follow this man religiously. Bryan would be just like the Gunt in the sense of pure Rage at everything thats recently been posted about him. Just scrolling back acouple pages and someone already suggested that if he did not come here to yell at the OP that we jokingly should show up to his house. Shockingly, Bryan did not return to yell at this it seems.

That to me is proof enough that he probably is relatively happy in his relationship with his wife and child or at the very least, she tard wrangles him extremely well as I think Bryan has poor impulse control but probably is harmless(I would caution joking about coming to his home though, that’s probably against the rules here to even suggest). Whether or not this site will continue to exist via USC 230 by the time shes 12 or 13(I cant imagine a kid below this finding such a site like this) is debatable but I do believe that Bryan is not stupid enough to not prepare to answer questions to his own family when that comes. Maybe not though. Time will tell.


TLDR; I think Bryan is probably mostly inactive from direct influences of Drama as all of his attention seeking accounts are dead or gone and if he wanted attention he’s definitely not trying for it anymore, Hes probably not lying about having a wife and kid, and hes probably happy in that relationship or we would see him implode here again.

>New account
>posts in PPP thread
>posts in Queen of Pole thread
>posts in killstream thread
>tells people to calm down

I'm going to hold off on calling this but wall of texts defending or trying to explain away Bryans behavior from a brand new account is not a good first sign. Not to mention we basically got him dead to rights on 2 other socks