Bryan Dunn / King of /pol/ (KoP) / The Armed Toast / The Exceptional Detective / BoomerPhil - Severely paranoid thin-skinned attention whore with hate/real boner for Ralph, Null, Jim, BSV, etc. "Right kind of gay" and "verified female". Legally banned from KF, 13 socks and counting

[Adamska]

Why is Bryan so paranoid? Let's start with an easier question like "who was Jack the Ripper?"

It's because he thinks he's far more relevant and has more enemies than he really does. He also assumes they are all as mentally ill as he is, and since he threatened and planned to go to Scandinavia to beat up Vidar, then oh no his enemies are also planning to kill him!

Or something stupid like that.

 

[instythot]

It's because he thinks he's far more relevant and has more enemies than he really does. He also assumes they are all as mentally ill as he is, and since he threatened and planned to go to Scandinavia to beat up Vidar, then oh no his enemies are also planning to kill him!

Or something stupid like that.

Bryan, who is totally not reading this with a sock account: I assure you that we just want to laugh at your freakouts and the outlines audio and some general sperginess and that nobody has any interest in showing up to your door, no matter which state your door is in

 

[BSV]

Bryan, who is totally not reading this with a sock account: I assure you that we just want to laugh at your freakouts and the outlines audio and some general sperginess and that nobody has any interest in showing up to your door, no matter which state your door is in

Well.. if he for some reason lived very close to me, I do think at least I would say hi. It would be rude not to.

 

[instythot]

Well.. if he for some reason lived very close to me, I do think at least I would say hi. It would be rude not to.

Look at how caring Bryan's ayyylawwwgs are. Even making sure he won't be lonely if he moves to northern europe

 

[DarkSoulsPhil]

BSV is unironically a nice guy since he got banned from twitch. Wish he didnt give money to Scopely but he legitimately turned his life around.

Bryan redemption arc will never happen until he logs onto his main and embraces real change. Thats when this thread finally dies.

 

[4str4staleatherbelt]

Remember that time Bryann posted cp here? Does he keep cp on his harddrive like his daddy? Quite possible. It's a memento of his glory days. Proof that he and Jim were once "friends."

This was a group of people on chaturbate about 5 years ago that someone in our group found. The guy and one of the girls are a couple, the fat fat one is like a friend who was underage(i think 17) at the time and ran away from home.

Do not re-post this video or link to it from my site because apparently bryan associates with people in the business of making child pornography.

 

[JuanButNotForgotten]

BSV is unironically a nice guy since he got banned from twitch.

People hated him only because he was DSP's mod and they considered it some sort of excuse to accuse him of anything, like "if this guy is close to DSP that he has to be rotten to the core". And his behavior here wasn't bad until you-know-what - he just tried to explain himself, while Bryan was throwing accusations.

Now imagine yourself in his shoes. You have a "debate" with some guy about a guy who's chat you moderate, don't believe that some of his peers from GG days wants to destroy him, he spazzes out and promises all sorts of retribution to you. Then he begins taking your words out of context to make you look like a psycho who wants to destroy him. You begin looking further into him and he turns out to be one big liar. You begin trolling him with fucking pictures of your hands covered in ketchup and pictures of trolls and he freaks out so hard, that he promises to beat the shit out of you. After some time you find out that there is rather small internet forum where people laugh at retards and that guy is trying to use it against you. You come to explain yourself, but everyone disregards anything you say, since you are "a moderator of that pigroach", so you are guilty by default. That guy promises a thread on you, you say "whatever, laugh at me all you want", but instead he makes incredibly bad and unbelievably misleading thread where he tries to smear you as a pedo, even though none of his "arguments" would hold any water even at the bottom of the Pacific Ocean. However, mods approve this shit and the same guy publicly tells you to go check it, so everyone else who follow you online could go and do the same. You come and try to explain yourself, but your every word falls on the deaf ears and people just dogpile on you and call you a psycho, while sucking off that guy. Would you be nice to the people who do this? I doubt that, you'd think that they are just a bunch of trolls who want to fuck with you no matter what and all your following actions would reflect that.

After ban Vidar came back and said exactly the same things again and lo and behold - turns out all of those were true and everyone just needed not to be retarded for a minute. People were ready to side with someone like KoP and call Vidar a pedo, just because he was giving money to some shitty streamer - this was incredibly embarrassing.

 

[DarkSoulsPhil]

People hated him only because he was DSP's mod and they considered it some sort of excuse to accuse him of anything, like "if this guy is close to DSP that he has to be rotten to the core". And his behavior here wasn't bad until you-know-what - he just tried to explain himself, while Bryan was throwing accusations.

Now imagine yourself in his shoes. You have a "debate" with some guy about a guy who's chat you moderate, don't believe that some of his peers from GG days wants to destroy him, he spazzes out and promises all sorts of retribution to you. Then he begins taking your words out of context to make you look like a psycho who wants to destroy him. You begin looking further into him and he turns out to be one big liar. You begin trolling him with fucking pictures of your hands covered in ketchup and pictures of trolls and he freaks out so hard, that he promises to beat the shit out of you. After some time you find out that there is rather small internet forum where people laugh at retards and that guy is trying to use it against you. You come to explain yourself, but everyone disregards anything you say, since you are "a moderator of that pigroach", so you are guilty by default. That guy promises a thread on you, you say "whatever, laugh at me all you want", but instead he makes incredibly bad and unbelievably misleading thread where he tries to smear you as a pedo, even though none of his "arguments" would hold any water even at the bottom of the Pacific Ocean. However, mods approve this shit and the same guy publicly tells you to go check it, so everyone else who follow you online could go and do the same. You come and try to explain yourself, but your every word falls on the deaf ears and people just dogpile on you and call you a psycho, while sucking off that guy. Would you be nice to the people who do this? I doubt that, you'd think that they are just a bunch of trolls who want to fuck with you no matter what and all your following actions would reflect that.

After ban Vidar came back and said exactly the same things again and lo and behold - turns out all of those were true and everyone just needed not to be retarded for a minute. People were ready to side with someone like KoP and call Vidar a pedo, just because he was giving money to some shitty streamer - this was incredibly embarrassing.

I don't know, he was a sweetheart if you asked for an unban in Phils North Korea chat (and werent too retarded to get banned in the first place). Bryan and Vidar were at each others throats which was pretty painful to witness since it shitted up the threads with Bryan the main instigator. But the removal of his power from Phil took a lot of his ego out of the picture which I felt really helped. Vidar didnt get hate for being the pigroaches mod, he got hate because he would wield the banhammer like Thor wields Mjolnir (again, doesnt help with the retards who blatantly try and get banned) and enjoyed the power trip. There is a certain disdain for egomaniac internet jannies. It definitely helped his mentality to step back from Phils chat, think maybe a month afterwards he had cooled down and was accepted. And I only wish him the best in life (truly)

Bryan never hit his 'rock bottom' because he keeps making new accounts trying to avoid the responsibility of who he is. Once he embraces it, he will grow as a person. But its Bryan so...

 

[BSV]

I was pretty tired and not in a great mood. But that can all change in an instance when your favorite comedian with the tattoo "Like to joke" on his arm. does a half hour impromptu comedy set.

Not sure if he is going for the Jack or king of Spades with that look. But you had to be there to whiteness it. Becasue he deleted it as soon as he made it essentially.
The jokes revolved around "gamer gate" "this website" "Toxicity" "Doxing" "Deatht threats" "Being happily married, and really happy in general"
At least I hope it was supposed to be funny. His new tattoo would suggest as much.

 

[JuanButNotForgotten]

ut the removal of his power from Phil took a lot of his ego out of the picture which I felt really helped.

Well, maybe, I'm judging only from his posts here, since I had to suffer through his thread in DSP's section and it literally went just like I've described. He comes to explain himself, nobody listens and just tries to get the reaction from him, but when he rages they just frame him as psychopath. Then he gets banned, comes back with the same arguments and I shit you not, people believe him right there. His behavior didn't change, only his association with Phil.

It definitely helped his mentality to step back from Phils chat, think maybe a month afterwards he had cooled down and was accepted.

Vidar came back literally a week after his Twitch ban and people were instantly more welcoming towards him, which kinda proves my point.

 

[instythot]

I was pretty tired and not in a great mood. But that can all change in an instance when your favorite comedian with the tattoo "Like to joke" on his arm. does a half hour impromptu comedy set.
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Not sure if he is going for the Jack or king of Spades with that look. But you had to be there to whiteness it. Becasue he deleted it as soon as he made it essentially.
The jokes revolved around "gamer gate" "this website" "Toxicity" "Doxing" "Deatht threats" "Being happily married, and really happy in general"
At least I hope it was supposed to be funny. His new tattoo would suggest as much.

No chance of an archive, is there? This one looks like a classic

 

[BSV]

No chance of an archive, is there? This one looks like a classic

it was, but I think he was pretty self aware and knew as much and private it as soon as it finished. I assume he was using that Grey filter in an attempt to obscure the weather.

 

[instythot]

it was, but I think he was pretty self aware and knew as much and private it as soon as it finished. I assume he was using that Grey filter in an attempt to obscure the weather.

Unfortunate.

I don't know about a concealment motive for the filter, Bry Bry has been hanging with PPP, Godwinson and Gahoole. Maybe he's adding a bit of flair and artistry to his kinos now

 

[JuanButNotForgotten]

The jokes revolved around "gamer gate" "this website" "Toxicity" "Doxing" "Deatht threats" "Being happily married, and really happy in general"

The only joke that is Missing is No 69 - "I haven't been on Kiwi Farms since the last year, why would I sock there, that's super ineffective". But at least now I know that he's seen my warning.

Damn his actual beard is looking worse than one he is married to

 

[4str4staleatherbelt]

Archived stream of Cryin' Bryann.

309.93 MB file on MEGA

mega.nz

 

[BSV]

Archived stream of Cryin' Bryann

309.93 MB file on MEGA

mega.nz

That is incredible! I thought I needed a timemacheen to obtain that. Well done

If 30 minutes with Bryan is too much. This is the most important part.

 

[instythot]

If 30 minutes with Bryan is too much. This is the most important part.
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Many of us wish Bryan well too. And I am totally up for some bowhunting autism

 

[Perspicacity]

If 30 minutes with Bryan is too much. This is the most important part.
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Seriously though, we've all enjoyed Bryan's years of spergery and stuff but who the hell would mess with Bryan's wife & kid? Is this another Ralph revenge plot? I don't recall Bryan ever doing a video like this, I genuinely feel for the guy.

 

[RichardRApe]

If 30 minutes with Bryan is too much. This is the most important part.

God damn at 2 minutes there. Fuck Ethan Ralph that piece of shit and fuck his gunt guard.

 

[instythot]

God damn at 2 minutes there. Fuck Ethan Ralph that piece of shit and fuck his gunt guard.

Really odd choice on Ralph's part if that's the case. Bryan's been pretty inactive lately