Bryan Dunn / King of /pol/ (KoP) / The Armed Toast / The Exceptional Detective / BoomerPhil - Severely paranoid thin-skinned attention whore with hate/real boner for Ralph, Null, Jim, BSV, etc. "Right kind of gay" and "verified female". Legally banned from KF, 13 socks and counting

[BSV]

I think his arm tattoo says "Live to Love" but it's not exactly the greatest calligraphy so who knows.
Probably his wife did it.

Also lol we got the in-car ranting videos back.

It obviously should have been "love to lie" But he is not very good telling the truth.

The return of in car ranting might be a function of a wife saying "I am tired of hearing about who you're fighting with on the internet whenever you sit down at the computer, Bryan. Fucking cut it out, it makes you miserable and it makes me miserable to hear it"

We know that was the case with the last person he said he was married to. I can imagine that sentiment is at least double when you actually married the guy for real, and have a child with him. Hearing him Sperging at some random guy while your child is crying probably isn't very impressive.

 

[Barbarus]

Well at least Dynastia is gonna teach Bryan how to be a good father, this could be the start of a new chapter in Bryan's life, Abbos have a tendency to teach their kids valuable lessons in life which have been passed on from generations before. Or he is going to get Bryan huffing petrol, which isn't entirely bad either.

I'm not one for giving that much of a shit, but I get the feeling that a little bit of pressure on the family would result in an implosion of the family unit especially once the old clips surface of the abhorrent denial of the holocaust and his love for the male phallus. Bryan should not be inviting this to happen, yet is. Which is pretty incredible sounding, but also not really surprising considering he lacks the awareness to shave off that weird mess on his face and ascend to godhood through a rigorous shaving routine.

 

[JuanButNotForgotten]

Ok, since Bitchute shat itself, here is a link to Killstream where Sarah talks about Bryan.

Also, here is that part where Bryan ignores his crying daughter for almost half an hour (timer is synchronized with original video to give you the idea). I really-really hope that it was just his wife trying to calm her down, even though I wasn't able to catch a sheesh from her. Otherwise I am really against showing this to his wife or CPS. Don't do this, guys. Just. Don't.

 

[4str4staleatherbelt]

I want the return of the ranting while running videos. That was...something else.

We're likely to get ranting while hunting (in the buff) next.

 

[BSV]

Ok, since Bitchute shat itself, here is a link to Killstream where Sarah talks about Bryan.

Also, here is that part where Bryan ignores his crying daughter for almost half an hour (timer is synchronized with original video to give you the idea). I really-really hope that it was just his wife trying to calm her down, even though I wasn't able to catch a sheesh from her. Otherwise I am really against showing this to his wife or CPS. Don't do this, guys. Just. Don't.
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I agree with this. That would be really gay. If I would send anything to his wife it would be the "danny audio" Metocast. If she have a good sense of humor I am sure she will find that endlessly hilarious. Nothing can be funnier then listening to your husband thirst after other married men. It must at least be better then listening to him crying about being Internet bullied.

 

[instythot]

I agree with this. That would be really gay. If I would send anything to his wife it would be the "danny audio" Metocast. If she have a good sense of humor I am sure she will find that endlessly hilarious. Nothing can be funnier then listening to your husband thirst after other married men. It must at least be better then listening to him crying about being Internet bullied.

I have a feeling she knows more than we expect about Bryan's past. Imagine dealing with the manic Bryan who fought with the thread for like a week, except you didn't have a computer to turn off or a home to go to when you were tired of it.

"What's wrong honey? Why have you been so upset for days?"
"Kiwifarms trolls are calling me x again"
"Why do you let that bother you? Why do you even pay attention to whatever a kiwifarms troll is"
"Well you see they have this video they call proof of x and Jim, I told you about him..."

Plus, like most wives of closeted men, I am sure she knows deep down that Bryan likes cocks even if he hasn't told her

 

[JuanButNotForgotten]

Nothing can be funnier then listening to your husband thirst after other married men.

Plus, like most wives of closeted men, I am sure she knows deep down that Bryan likes cocks even if he hasn't told her

Let's be real, she probably knows. I wouldn't be surprised if Bryan called her Danny in bed a couple of times.

 

[Barbarus]

Let's be real, she probably knows. I wouldn't be surprised if Bryan called her Danny in bed a couple of times.

Her looking like a man can't help Bryan either

 

[instythot]

Her looking like a man can't help Bryan either

Come on, that would be exactly helpful to Bryan

 

[Space Cooter]

That video feels like a cry for abuse. I'm not a Bryan expert or anything..but it's just such a weird video. He's talking about people fucking with him and begging them not to. This is obviously the dumbest possible thing you can do in this situation. I don't believe it's happening, but he would love it to. Would give him an excuse to plunge right back in.

 

[JuanButNotForgotten]

That video feels like a cry for abuse. I'm not a Bryan expert or anything..but it's just such a weird video. He's talking about people fucking with him and begging them not to. This is obviously the dumbest possible thing you can do in this situation. I don't believe it's happening, but he would love it to. Would give him an excuse to plunge right back in.

It is real though - in his paranoid mind. Bryan loves to play victim.

I mean, look at this shit. Bryan goes on some obscure sped podcast and calls Vidar "an actual pedophile" despite pretending for years that he left it all behind.
53:05

When people start calling him out, he jumps to his thread, melts down like a motherfucker and says this:

Kill yourself @JuanButNotForgotten

Some time later I tell Vidar this and quote first two words from his post:

Well, there is better advice, that was given to me by him, that can benefit him AND us.

But later:

I give zero shits about the users of this site and the ones who have gotten me fired or harassed my family or went after anything they could to attempt to get me to openly kill myself(see @JuanButNotForgotten ) are people who feel like ive ruined their internet careers and are by definition ALAWGS.

You can see the irony, right?

 

[The Gunts Ex-Partner]

This thread is very very interesting, it has made me curious. The more you look the more you see.

 

[Erwin Rotten]

It is real though - in his paranoid mind. Bryan loves to play victim.

I mean, look at this shit. Bryan goes on some obscure sped podcast and calls Vidar "an actual pedophile" despite pretending for years that he left it all behind.
53:05

When people start calling him out, he jumps to his thread, melts down like a motherfucker and says this:


Some time later I tell Vidar this and quote first two words from his post:


But later:


You can see the irony, right?

Pedo seems to be his go-to insult to shut people down, similar to when people like Vaush call people Nazis. But with the sexual deviancy Bryan has under his belt, I would not doubt the chance of it being projection since those with narcissistic tendencies love to express their own fantasies and motivations by placing them on other people when it's something socially negative, and when it's something socially positive they conjure up whatever they want to have that they don't actually have.

Kind of like when Bryan would call that chick his wife when she wasn't.


The irony is endless, which is good for the lulz, but bad for anyone he's affiliated with.

 

[RickestRickCriminal]

BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-BYYYYYYAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNN NOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!

I just finished watching Ethan Ralph's Lore Character episode 1 (Mad at the Internet knockoff, will be used to lash out at his enemies), it amazed me how Ralph almost didn't say a lie. First time of watching Memphis TEN not lie for 100 minutes is amusing, I can't comprehend how much of a piece of shit you have to be to make da gunt not lie.

It's not an excuse to cry that your are crazy, Bryan doesn't act like an adult. Gets cease and desists for sock puppet accounts, busted for being gay after lying that he is this gubbergate cult leader, pedophile parent busted and all around this dunce of a namefag.

Everything coming from your mouth is a lie. Never talk again, you mongoloid !

The only thing Ralph got incorrect was that of the FANFIC FORUM, he would say that we are spreading lies about moving away and that he doesn't care about his child. The thing of him moving out happened way before his mom died. Ralph not caring about the child would be showing it on the Internet, which everyone unanimously believes showing the baby is the worst idea ever. Doesn't really matter if Ralph is seeing the child or not.

Dude, you are still reading the Kiwifarms. The thing you have to do is never come back. De-attach yourself from this namefag thing and go do something else. I watched The Exceptional Detective two videos years ago, his cannibalism forum and Narcissa Wright videos were videos that I enjoyed and never knew he was King of /pol/.

 

[instythot]

BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-BYYYYYYAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNN NOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!

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I just finished watching Ethan Ralph's Lore Character episode 1 (Mad at the Internet knockoff, will be used to lash out at his enemies), it amazed me how Ralph almost didn't say a lie. First time of watching Memphis TEN not lie for 100 minutes is amusing, I can't comprehend how much of a piece of shit you have to be to make da gunt not lie.

It's not an excuse to cry that your are crazy, Bryan doesn't act like an adult. Gets cease and desists for sock puppet accounts, busted for being gay after lying that he is this gubbergate cult leader, pedophile parent busted and all around this dunce of a namefag.

Everything coming from your mouth is a lie. Never talk again, you mongoloid !

The only thing Ralph got incorrect was that of the FANFIC FORUM, he would say that we are spreading lies about moving away and that he doesn't care about his child. The thing of him moving out happened way before his mom died. Ralph not caring about the child would be showing it on the Internet, which everyone unanimously believes showing the baby is the worst idea ever. Doesn't really matter if Ralph is seeing the child or not.

Dude, you are still reading the Kiwifarms. The thing you have to do is never come back. De-attach yourself from this namefag thing and go do something else. I watched The Exceptional Detective two videos years ago, his cannibalism forum and Narcissa Wright videos were videos that I enjoyed and never knew he was King of /pol/.

I haven't watched the guntlore on Bryan yet, but is it possible that Ralph is referring to Bryan moving and not caring about his kid rather than Ralph? Because those things get kicked around in this thread from time to time

Honestly, the only piece of e-advice Bryan needs is the one he never takes: "calm down lol" . If anyone can teach him how to settle down, stop getting so invested and have fun online, it's his current associates PPP and Godwinson (and Gahoole). Look what they did with Kraut who used to be seething 24/7. It's a really long shot, but who would have predicted Kraut having fun and addressing Vaush as "fat boy" two years ago?

 

[RickestRickCriminal]

I haven't watched the guntlore on Bryan yet, but is it possible that Ralph is referring to Bryan moving and not caring about his kid rather than Ralph? Because those things get kicked around in this thread from time to time

No, Ralph said we were lying about him, the Ralph. Calling us the FANFIC FORUM and May looking away that she is bored out of her mind,

 

[JuanButNotForgotten]

Look what they did with Kraut who used to be seething 24/7.

He ran away from his thread like a bitch when people asked him some unwanted questions and then collected every meme about Metokur under the sun in an attempt to use Ralph's a-logs against him. You know, just like our pet verified female. He is still bitter as a pile of radish and people don't call him out, since "hates Gunt = good boi".

t amazed me how Ralph almost didn't say a lie. First time of watching Memphis TEN not lie for 100 minutes is amusing, I can't comprehend how much of a piece of shit you have to be to make da gunt not lie.

So wait, Ralph made a video about Bryan's past? Can you link it here? Preferably without raping fonts.

 

[RickestRickCriminal]

So wait, Ralph made a video about Bryan's past? Can you link it here? Preferably without raping fonts.

sorry for the raping fonts, too much anuscabbage12 got me.

Sadly, it's paywalled content from Ralph's new qoomer video on-demand service. Nulla-baby-mama said we stop reuploading his "cringe paywall" stuff since Ralph 100% wants to DMCA the forum. Wished I could clip the entire episode with text criticism but one person can take so much cringe, 16 hours of gunt grease is too much. The recap preview is my first autistic post of this thread minus my opinions on Dunn, and May (Panstu) looking away and bored at the topic.

 

[JuanButNotForgotten]

sorry for the raping fonts, too much anuscabbage12 got me.

Sadly, it's paywalled content from Ralph's new qoomer video on-demand service. Nulla-baby-mama said we stop reuploading his "cringe paywall" stuff since Ralph 100% wants to DMCA the forum. Wished I could clip the entire episode with text criticism but one person can take so much cringe, 16 hours of gunt grease is too much. The recap preview is my first autistic post of this thread minus my opinions on Dunn, and May (Panstu) looking away and bored at the topic.

Hm, sad to hear that. I mean, yeah, he can DMCA forum, but this requires him to file a proper request at first and I doubt his ethanol filled brain can handle that. But if Null said we stop, then ok.

 

[instythot]

sorry for the raping fonts, too much anuscabbage12 got me.

Sadly, it's paywalled content from Ralph's new qoomer video on-demand service. Nulla-baby-mama said we stop reuploading his "cringe paywall" stuff since Ralph 100% wants to DMCA the forum. Wished I could clip the entire episode with text criticism but one person can take so much cringe, 16 hours of gunt grease is too much. The recap preview is my first autistic post of this thread minus my opinions on Dunn, and May (Panstu) looking away and bored at the topic.

Does Pho have something sufficiently transformative on this one?