Bryan Dunn / King of /pol/ (KoP) / The Armed Toast / The Exceptional Detective / BoomerPhil - Severely paranoid thin-skinned attention whore with hate/real boner for Ralph, Null, Jim, BSV, etc. "Right kind of gay" and "verified female". Legally banned from KF, 13 socks and counting, now soaked in deer piss

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Barbarus

VAE VICTIS!
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@Ghostface Killer hey Bryan, some words of advice. Come back on the main account, ask for forgiveness, be nice to Juan and don't be too much of a retard (try as hard as physically possible)

I've made peace with the fact that you will never leave, I've made peace with the fact that you will never truly be able to salvage your life. Juan is just looking out for your best interests, just as BSV is now. They are friends to you, they are probably two of the three people watching your vids and they want to see you succeed and redeem yourself. I think you should kill yourself personally as you're going to ruin your family, but you know, redemption might be on the cards still even though the ppp shit didn't really go according to plan.
 

JuanButNotForgotten

Friendly Mexican Ghost
True & Honest Fan
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Upon seeing this he went on a tirade about how pedophile I was, and that me and @Jester69 was saying that watching child porn is ok.
Ok, I admit that I've fucked up and didn't save his piss covered streams. Do you have that part?

be nice to Juan
Doesn't matter anymore. If he just streamed himself in a car, I wouldn't care, but this fag jumped back here and accused me of several things without any proof. It also seems that he called Vidar a pedo again.

Oh, that's what he did? I guess Fat Guy Went Nutzoid.
Isn't that obvious? He can't distinguish shitpost from anything serious. I remember over a year ago I read a paper on humor and mental illness. Turns out that the people with schizophrenia, bipolar disease and psychosis very often fail to understand the essence of the joke and more importantly, they take jokes really-really personal. Like some guy with paranoia thought that every joke about doctors is meant to show how cruel and dangerous they are to him and him only.

Like here:
or the Gay erotic sex youve had many times that caused you anal leakage(youve also told everyone on this site about).
This is the closest that I recall posting. If you don't know where is it from, it's the message that Chris left as JenkiesJinkies when he tried to infiltrate PVCC. Or was it plain on projection? Hey, @Ghostface Killer I thought taking it up the ass was a dealbreaker for you, were you lying all those years?
 

BSV

Alpha chad Detractor type guy
True & Honest Fan
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Ok, I admit that I've fucked up and didn't save his piss covered streams. Do you have that part?
No sadly the only thing I saved was a couple of screen shots. I am pretty sure it was the part called Chat works in a woods 2 or something. He accidentally filmed these two big buildings in the background. It sort of shattered the illusion of him being in some hunting grounds, so that is the only thing I have saved.
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instythot

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No sadly the only thing I saved was a couple of screen shots. I am pretty sure it was the part called Chat works in a woods 2 or something. He accidentally filmed these two big buildings in the background. It sort of shattered the illusion of him being in some hunting grounds, so that is the only thing I have saved.
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I am not familiar with the hunting regulations wherever Bryan may be, so I won't say it's illegal to hunt that close to buildings... but I will say it's a terrible fucking idea to hunt that close to buildings
 

RickestRickCriminal

Ivy Clover's very Epic Seriousness
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Our boy appears to have private the hunting prep videos before I had a chance to get to them. Anyone have an archive they could point a tardy poster to?
I think I have them all, it's going to take a while to upload them.

@Ghostface Killer hey Bryan, some words of advice. Come back on the main account, ask for forgiveness, be nice to Juan and don't be too much of a retard (try as hard as physically possible)
Bryan is still a better father than Ralph and Jarbo, there hasn't been a real embarrassing arc related to his son like the others.
IMO he should never come back since it is his best interest to never upload anything to the Internet since he is unable to hide in these types of circles and repeats the same rhetoric that always outs him. Bryan still has the chance to not embarrass his children.
 

instythot

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I think I have them all, it's going to take a while to upload them.


Bryan is still a better father than Ralph and Jarbo, there hasn't been a real embarrassing arc related to his son like the others.
IMO he should never come back since it is his best interest to never upload anything to the Internet since he is unable to hide in these types of circles and repeats the same rhetoric that always outs him. Bryan still has the chance to not embarrass his children.
I disagree on this. Making videos and e-gossip clearly makes Bryan happy and expecting him not to do something spergy once in a while is expecting water not to be wet. But, he's going to have to figure out how to deal with the fact that his past means he's always going to be a subject for some instead of being the observer he'd prefer these days. Also, stop picking fights with Vidar and calm down lol
 

JuanButNotForgotten

Friendly Mexican Ghost
True & Honest Fan
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as you're going to ruin your family
Come to think of it, people put so much emphasis on the possibility that his daughter will someday discover this thread, but it doesn't really matter. Even if all his internet presence, including this thread, will be gone, his daughter won't have it well:

- Bryan is fat, his wife is fat as fuck, his father is fat and his mother is a fucking hambeast, their daughter has all the chances to be fat too.
- Bryan looks like a hobo and since his wife is ok with it, I don't think she is much better, so their daughter has all the chances to have Chris/Pixyteri idea of personal hygiene.
- Bryan is a fucking nutter and even if his wife is relatively sane (which I doubt since she stuck with him) she has all the chances of at least becoming neurotic and at worst as crazy
- Bryan doesn't look like he has a lot of money despite claiming that he does this alone proves that he makes fuck all. So it's either student loan or low end job.
- Bryan wastes his time on some kindergarten level internet slapfights and ignores his crying child. Daddy issues are imminent.

TL;DR She has all the chances to become a part of Beauty Parlour. No, not as user. Work on preventing this until it's too late, @Ghostface Killer.

I think I have them all, it's going to take a while to upload them.
That would be great, thank you.

Bryan is still a better father than Ralph
Funny thing is they are almost in the same fucking position. Both met someone after breaking up with a longtime partner, forgot to pull out and had to deal with consequences. If Faith married Ralph afterwards, they would be indistinguishable.

But, he's going to have to figure out how to deal with the fact that his past means he's always going to be a subject for some instead of being the observer he'd prefer these days.
Eh, no. He needs to leave the Internet. I've seen enough of his interactions as GGay or SoK reject or KF user or whatever - he doesn't change. Even if he ends up in a timeline where previous 7 years didn't happen, he will fuck that up. And also if he had the slightest capacity to change, he wouldn't be so obvious on his sock accounts.
 
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RickestRickCriminal

Ivy Clover's very Epic Seriousness
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That would be great, thank you.


Funny thing is they are almost in the same fucking position. Both met someone after breaking up with a longtime partner, forgot to pull out and had to deal with consequences. If Faith married Ralph afterwards, they would be indistinguishable.
I'll be uploading the videos when Tequilla Sunrise is done.

I would agree that the conditions which the family was made aren't good by any metric, but it's a better position than whatever fantasy land Jarbo or Ralph dragged their children to. Bryan isn't picking boulders with a hand as he is flagging with the other or fighting his child's grandfather over imaginary Internet points. He still has a chance and family is more worth while than any trashfire burning in some forum full of nobody. A son can forgive his father, at least if Bryan wants to change things now.
 

instythot

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Eh, no. He needs to leave the Internet. I've seen enough of his interactions as GGay or SoK reject or KF user or whatever - he doesn't change. Even if he ends up in a timeline where previous 7 years didn't happen, he will fuck that up. And also if he had the slightest capacity to change, he wouldn't be so obvious on his sock accounts.
Sure, but expecting a man in his 30s to drastically change is pretty unrealistic. If Bryan has to accept that some people will always be interested in his spergery and freakouts, we should also accept that his habits are more or less etched in stone at this point in his development
 

Perspicacity

Some E-Celeb Alt
True & Honest Fan
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Come to think of it, people put so much emphasis on the possibility that his daughter will someday discover this thread, but it doesn't really matter. Even if all his internet presence, including this thread, will be gone, his daughter won't have it well:
Aw now you're just being cruel, I don't think Bryan is a bad dad and I think his daughter will be just fine. I enjoyed watching Bryan wander through the woods and talk about various internet happenings, it was pretty hilarious. Bryan's biggest problem is he needs to stop caring about some random people posting in his thread. Unless you (Juan) want to admit your Fred Fuchs or some other throw back who's declared an eternal war against Bryan, he should really just drop it. Either way Bryan is never leaving the internet.

It'd honestly be more interesting if Ghostfacekiller wasn't Bryan and it was just someone imitating Bryan really well. Now that would be truly fascinating.
 

instythot

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Aw now you're just being cruel, I don't think Bryan is a bad dad and I think his daughter will be just fine. I enjoyed watching Bryan wander through the woods and talk about various internet happenings, it was pretty hilarious. Bryan's biggest problem is he needs to stop caring about some random people posting in his thread. Unless you (Juan) want to admit your Fred Fuchs or some other throw back who's declared an eternal war against Bryan, he should really just drop it. Either way Bryan is never leaving the internet.

It'd honestly be more interesting if Ghostfacekiller wasn't Bryan and it was just someone imitating Bryan really well. Now that would be truly fascinating.
There are two ghostface possibilities:
  1. It's Bryan trying to go incognito mode
  2. It's some random who gets worked up in a very Bryan like manner who holds a lot of weirdly coincidental overlaps to other known Bryan accounts
Either way, my advice is the same. Make a new account with a gunt joke in the username to post about gunt related matters and forget that this thread exists
 

JuanButNotForgotten

Friendly Mexican Ghost
True & Honest Fan
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Bryan isn't picking boulders with a hand as he is flagging with the other or fighting his child's grandfather over imaginary Internet points.
You have no idea what you're talking about. He posted on Farms 14 times on his wedding day.
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After that he began spazzing out "What are you losers gonna do when the Farms are gone?", like he wasn't the one with a sock count in two digits. He also used his daughter as a comeback against Gunt.

Sure, but expecting a man in his 30s to drastically change is pretty unrealistic.
Then your advice is a waste. Hell, your advice is exactly what @neger psykolog told him after the first merge. He interpreted it as "You should create another sock, Bryan, Null is a dick who treats you badly".

Aw now you're just being cruel
I am realistic. She will end up as a stripper if there will be a pole thick enough to handle her.

I don't think Bryan is a bad dad and I think his daughter will be just fine
Think again.

r some other throw back who's declared an eternal war against Bryan, he should really just drop it
Oh, don't give me this bullshit. This fag smeared innocent person as a pedophile, was delighted in the prospect of this person killing himself, then acted like he learned his lesson after his own father turned out to be a pedo, since "this shit ruins families", only to call that person "the actual pedophile" again after some time and claiming that he was almost right the first time. Not cutting him any slack is nothing short of natural.

It's some random who gets worked up in a very Bryan like manner who holds a lot of weirdly coincidental overlaps to other known Bryan accounts
Who coincidentally takes any shitpost I've left on the Farms as seriously as @MissingNo who previously was doing that and who also came back online right during Bryan's manic phase. Ockham's razor says it's Bryan.
 

JuanButNotForgotten

Friendly Mexican Ghost
True & Honest Fan
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Sure, it's probably wasted. But it's offered and there for the taking if Bryan wants it. The world of good advice from this thread is his oyster
That's why I told him to get help - just so in case if he goes postal or full Stan for PPP's Eminem no one could blame me that I didn't try. I did, but one time is more than enough, since it's going to fall on deaf ears anyway.
 

BSV

Alpha chad Detractor type guy
True & Honest Fan
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I am realistic. She will end up as a stripper if there will be a pole thick enough to handle her.
Poor Hazel Grey, ending up like a stripping single mother, with a gay ex husband stinking of deer piss, pretending to pay child support. It's the most funny, and tragic thing I can think of at the same time.
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JuanButNotForgotten

Friendly Mexican Ghost
True & Honest Fan
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Poor Hazel Grey, ending up like a stripping single mother, with a gay ex husband stinking of deer piss, pretending to pay child support. It's the most funny, and tragic thing I can think of at the same time.
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She looks like a trailer trash, because she probably is.

Vidar is more than capable of defending himself
You missed my point completely, but I don't blame you. Yes, I don't have to defend him, but I don't have to pretend that this didn't happen either. Same for the other 99 spergouts that Bryan had.

that no one here even believes
Now, but Bryan is yet to give him back months of mental torture or at least give sincere apology, that he won't throw away for some internet points.

This is a disturbing post from you.
Oh, so it's my fault that he ignored his crying daughter for almost half an hour in favor of sperging about some forgotten MMO? Ok, lol.
 
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