Bryan Dunn / King of /pol/ (KoP) / The Armed Toast / The Exceptional Detective / BoomerPhil - Severely paranoid thin-skinned attention whore with hate/real boner for Ralph, Null, Jim, BSV, etc. "Right kind of gay" and "verified female". Legally banned from KF, 13 socks and counting, now soaked in deer piss

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AnOminous

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Well, Bryan said, that he never did anything to him and according to his version of events his father got caught for a 'softcore picture of 19-y.o. girl", so unlike Bryan, his father is straight, albeit degenerate.
I'm pretty sure you don't get criminally convicted for CP for entirely legal pictures of women of age.
 

JuanButNotForgotten

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I'm pretty sure you don't get criminally convicted for CP for entirely legal pictures of women of age.
That's what everyone told him, but he replied something like "my father was too scared so he took a plea deal", even though his father is ex-deputy and should've known that he could sue state to fuck after that. That's what makes his story especially unrealistic, nevermind the fact how easy he called it "my father disgusting flaws that I have no control over" just to score some good boy points in the internet slapfight with Gunt and his cronies.
 

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That's what everyone told him, but he replied something like "my father was too scared so he took a plea deal", even though his father is ex-deputy and should've known that he could sue state to fuck after that. That's what makes his story especially unrealistic, nevermind the fact how easy he called it "my father disgusting flaws that I have no control over" just to score some good boy points in the internet slapfight with Gunt and his cronies.
From one perspective, yeah. From another, panicking and trying to downplay in any way possible that he's directly related to a cheese pizza enthusiast might be one of the most normal and easily understandable incidents in the KoP Katalogue
 

JuanButNotForgotten

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From one perspective, yeah. From another, panicking and trying to downplay in any way possible that he's directly related to a cheese pizza enthusiast might be one of the most normal and easily understandable incidents in the KoP Katalogue
What I tried to say was this:

- Bryan spends a day in his thread trying to defend his father's honor, claiming that he is innocent and it was just a set up by DA to get re-elected. His version sounds unrealistic, but ok, let's give him one and only benefit of the doubt and assume that his father just viewed legal porn at his workplace.
- However, when Gaytor accuses Another Gunt of hosting a son of a pedophile, did he respond with "my father is innocent and it was a set-up, fuck you, Shanon"? Nope, absolutely opposite. He didn't even just say "I have 0 responsibility over my father", nope, just look at this melodramatic shit.
I normally wouldnt do this but since I dont have twitter and Shannon seems to want to talk about me alot even though I have had zero interaction with this Scaley F-list havin’ larping oldfag of oldfags, pretend liar GF Ill respond to you here Shannon, where you will read this.

I have no control over what my fucked up father has done and its his own actions that got him where he is. Ive never ever advocated for pedophile things, but you have about loli cp and dax and digibro and in some cases your Boss, Ethan Ralph.

ive made tons of content mocking and disavowing pedo shit. I hate pedophiles Shannon. I fundamentally cannot see how they can function in society with there issue. I do not wish anybody be in my situation with my own father. Its difficult and I make a point not to reflect on it when im on stream with people like you on this side of the internet because you don’t understand. You were raised in a single motherhood home. You dont have memories of father son bonding time with hunting or fishing or concerts and the hardships you face when you have to bail your father out of jail and comprehend what has happened.

Shannon, its beyond a low blow to beat me for my father’s disgusting faults that way and you are a shit person for doing so, but im not saying anything nobody doesnt already know about you. We know who you place in high regard and who you keep in your corners as the Larping lying @Spectre_06 2.0 idiot you are.

If you ever want to go on my stream Shannon and really IBS me or somebody like PPP or Godwinson just respond on twitter or something faggot. Nobody is scared of you disingenuous shannon the Puerto Rican slayer of the south!

What "disgusting faults", @Ghostface Killer? I thought he merely viewed legal porn on his phone. Not something to be proud of, but still, not a crime either. What your "fucked up father" has done then? And if you "hate pedophiles" why did you defend one in this very thread, to the point of promising to leave, if Null deletes that?
- And then his appearance on this podcast for genetically unlucky, where he calls Vidar a pedophile again. I am not even talking about this, but about the fact how these speds screamed at each other "hurr-durr, you're a pedo - no, you are", which fucking solidifies how much Bryan cares about his old man's shameful spot in the biography, despite acting here that he does.

TL;DR Instead of sticking to "my father is innocent", he fucking admitted that he isn't, which leaves us with two possibilities - Bryan's father is innocent and fell a victim of some average Florida thing, but Bryan was happy to throw him under the bus just to own a lackie of some washed-up fat alcoholic or, what is waaaaaaaaaaaay worse, Bryan's father was guilty all along, but Bryan had no problem with defending him here with that "19-y.o. softcore picture" bullshit.
 

RickestRickCriminal

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You have no idea what you're talking about. He posted on Farms 14 times on his wedding day.
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After that he began spazzing out "What are you losers gonna do when the Farms are gone?", like he wasn't the one with a sock count in two digits. He also used his daughter as a comeback against Gunt.


Then your advice is a waste. Hell, your advice is exactly what @neger psykolog told him after the first merge. He interpreted it as "You should create another sock, Bryan, Null is a dick who treats you badly".


I am realistic. She will end up as a stripper if there will be a pole thick enough to handle her.


Think again.


Oh, don't give me this bullshit. This fag smeared innocent person as a pedophile, was delighted in the prospect of this person killing himself, then acted like he learned his lesson after his own father turned out to be a pedo, since "this shit ruins families", only to call that person "the actual pedophile" again after some time and claiming that he was almost right the first time. Not cutting him any slack is nothing short of natural.


Who coincidentally takes any shitpost I've left on the Farms as seriously as @MissingNo who previously was doing that and who also came back online right during Bryan's manic phase. Ockham's razor says it's Bryan.
sorry for the late reply, Ralph was getting funny recently.
I'll say let's wait, he hasn't gone Vordrak and he is starting to slow down and transforming into a cringy dad.
 

JuanButNotForgotten

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I listened to Bryan's latest stream and... it too was god awful. Aside from doubling down that @JuanButNotForgotten is supposedly some guy he went and "btfo" in some voice call long ago here was the only real interesting part of the stream and If i said I was shocked I'd be lying 🤮
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If by "ex" he means Sarah, she said nothing about that. She didn't even say that she took his dog, hell, he didn't even say that she took his dog back then. I am not even sure if he had a dog at all. @Ghostface Killer, are you off your meds and online?
 

JuanButNotForgotten

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Hmmm. Was the dog a service animal to treat e-retardation?
Considering the amount of dogfuckers on the web, that shouldn't be the case.

If Bryan spent far less time trying to repair his reputation, he would not have a reputation requiring repair.
Yep, just like Chris back in the day. He does it to himself and that's what really hurts.
 

JuanButNotForgotten

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Our Bryan has decided to show the world pictures of himself in various states of undress. I'm reminded of an old song by Pere Ubu that starts off with "My mom threw me out 'til I get some pants that fit"
This man had no right to be disgusted by Danny's hairy shoulders. It looks like a dirt on a thumbnail, for Christ's sake.
 

JuanButNotForgotten

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What is the context to this? Are you saying Bryan was gangbanging in his teens? Who the fuck even is this talking, I'm pretty sure it ain't Bryan.
He says that he was a junkie, his father threw him away to live on streets and he had his friend dieing from overdose on his hands. He said it in an attempt to win back some chick, so it probably isn't true. Get help, you thirsty motherfucker!
 
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