Bryan Dunn / King of /pol/ (KoP) / The Armed Toast / The Exceptional Detective / BoomerPhil - Severely paranoid thin-skinned attention whore with hate/real boner for Ralph, Null, Jim, BSV, etc. "Right kind of gay" and "verified female". Legally banned from KF, 13 socks and counting

[Adamska]

A-log rating actually has a second value too. It's not just irrational ass rage at a cow to the point you want them dead; it's also trollshielding using that cow too. It's both a sticker to show someone is assmad and/or if they're trying to join the fictional 'cool kids' club if you will.

 

[Bryan Dunn]

It's both a sticker to show someone is assmad and/or if they're trying to join the fictional 'cool kids' club if you will.

reminds me of this one place...

 

[NickColeman]

Bryan why are you being a faggot on Kiwi. Come back to Twitter already and sperg about DSP.

 

[Bryan Dunn]

Bryan why are you being a faggot on Kiwi. Come back to Twitter already and sperg about DSP.

.there is absolutely no way I'll ever get in social media. Maybe GAB one day if I ever decide to constantly stream but fuck Twitter man.

 

[FunnY]

.there is absolutely no way I'll ever get in social media. Maybe GAB one day if I ever decide to constantly stream but fuck Twitter man.

To be honest, I believe I know who suspended ur Twitter account even though Twitter is a dumpster fire.

 

[Bryan Dunn]

To be honest, I believe I know who suspended ur Twitter account even though Twitter is a dumpster fire.

Well BSV for one lol

 

[John Smith]

.there is absolutely no way I'll ever get in social media. Maybe GAB one day if I ever decide to constantly stream but fuck Twitter man.

Good for you fam.
twitter is cancer.
The only reason I'm still on is to DM with your "wife"
:^)

 

[KillYourself]

To be honest, I believe I know who suspended ur Twitter account even though Twitter is a dumpster fire.

They were doing him a favor. lol

 

[Adolf Von Merkel]

reminds me of this one place...

King of /the donald/

 

[Bryan Dunn]

They were doing him a favor. lol

Agreed. I cannot handle social media because I'll just get too invested into it like a fucking loser. I prefer living life and just shitposting on KF when shit gets funny and 4/8chan

 

[AbsolutelyAnime]

♩ "You know it's kind of hard
Just to get along today
Our subject isn't cool
But he fakes it anyway
He may not have a clue
And he may not have style
But everything he lacks
Well he makes up in denial!" ♫

The Eternal Bryan

In my last post, I mentioned a cycle of behavior our dear Bryan keeps falling into, and that's because he knows he's uncool and unfunny. For as much as he likes to make inappropriate advances towards women and boast about how much pussy he supposedly gets and how popular his online friends are, Bryan is the equivalent to that highshcool tryhard dork that inserts himself into every social circle trying to fit in well past the point it's made clear he's unwanted. Just to take a look back on some of the very posts he made in this thread which is designed to mock and bait him:

Spoiler

This is the self-pity stage of the Eternal Bryan, who never learns and never recovers no matter how much of a face he puts on. But what could have lead up to that this time?

King of /r9k/

Recently, Bryan managed to land himself a guest spot on Braving Ruin's stream where the recent Kraut drama was being discussed. This is probably due to his errands run under direction of The Guardian to make a kf thread on Coach Red Pill, but what was the context behind him doing that? Perhaps a candidly captured behind the scenes listen will give us the answer.

Did you think the last leak I posted was the full recording? With Bryan, there's always, ALWAYS more.

https://my.mixtape.moe/lmnncp.mp3

In the clip above, Ace Attorney "Buckaroo" explains how Coach Red Pill isn't actually public enemy #1 like Bryan and his skeptic buddies are claiming. Bryan responds by going over a bunch of he-said, he-said drama between CRP and his former business partner before boasting about having emails that prove CRP is a bad egg. A good question at this is why exactly haven't those emails haven't been released. Don't worry, nothing stops Bryan from blabing secrets:

https://my.mixtape.moe/pppoor.mp3

If "I'm neutral in all of this" Bryan is 100% accurate in everything he is saying in the clip, then The Guardian is withholding criminal evidence as part of a 24-hour op. Could this be used as leverage to make CRP disappear? More likely, though, there's nothing in those emails beyond what we already know, in fact let's look at one already released:

This seems like a contract dispute over personal beef and failure to make good on commitments by both parties rather than a scam, con job, extortion, or, of all things, ransom. But we're dealing with a trustworthy guy, aren't we? Because Bryan hates skeptics and therefore would never, ever misconstrue a story to protect one of them.

https://my.mixtape.moe/trccws.mp3

Orrrr he says one thing publicly, and behaves entirely differently in private. In the audio clip above Bryan admits to giving Carl, aka Sargon of Akkad, advice on what to do about CRP and when he gets flack for this, he retorts by explaining "I've known Carl for awhile and he's a good guy.". Turns out a habitual liar is rather two-faced; who could've seen that one coming?

https://my.mixtape.moe/jdukbb.mp3

And here we have six minutes of Bryan squirming over a comparison made to CRP to another of his friends Mister Metokur, and as "Theedran" concludes, it's all projection. Doing it for the ego? Check. Doing it for personal interest? Check. Hoping onto bandwagons to fuck with the skeptics? Check. Going after low-hanging fruit? Check. Working with Sons of Kojima? Check. Running operations? Check. Oh, but at least Bryan doesn't run a podcast hosted on his twitch channel for the money...

...I stand corrected. Check again! Bryan's frequency in lying is so bad it reaches pathological levels.

Even after being shown to have genuine interest in exposing the guy he is mocking through insisting the Kevin Spacey cosplayer above is a criminal, Bryan may try to save face by claiming he was only pretending to have a problem with CRP in the recording as part of his grand McPlan. Yet, putting aside attempts to silence anyone who challenges him later, here he is whining in his own kiwi farms thread on CRP about being kicked off a livestream for not being taken seriously on the matter:

We can also see The Guardian chirping up about how they can "have their cake and eat it too", as in being moralfags and shitlords simultaneously. The Guardian gets to LARP as the next Batman while Bryan gets to LARP as a competent troll. But before you think The Guardian used this exceptional individual solely as a useful idiot, his troll-shielding for this guy goes way back to when Ralph and his friends trolled him into thinking Seattle4Truth was the one who sent him the emails saying Nick Denton was sending infiltrators into GamerGate.

That bad Ralph! What a big meany pulling a prank on a delicate flower like Bryan Dunn. That psychologically damaging event he had to go through, of taking obvious bait and then doubling down before spiraling into collapse, an experience Bryan puts himself through at least five times a year, how can Ralph possibly call himself a "good person" after trolling someone! Think of his feeelings! Turns out, behind all the superhero LARPing of supposedly taking down Candid, the "skeptic community", and one cringey boomer with a mic, Guardian is a sensitive soul who wants to police the internet from meanies.

Discord Dance: Electric Boogaloo

You may have noticed Bryan making off-topic posts in Kraut and Tea's thread like the following...

Spoiler

...all which have a similar theme of going after Braving Ruin's server on Discord. Why would KoP go through all this effort? Could it be that people from there didn't particularly like him because he was repeating old habits yet again?

Yes, that's exactly what happened. Somehow, he got mod status on Ruin's server and decided to use it as a beatstick to prevent someone from criticizing him over his poorly researched kiwi farms.

Spoiler

Afterwards, Bryan lost his mod status and this incident, combined with the calls to raid the server directly on kiwifarms, contributed to Bryan getting a lot of resentment, and last Saturday it escalated into a full-on meme session at Bryan's expense for a good couple of hours. Here's a taste of how it went down:

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Even the server moderators jumped in on the fun.

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Predictably, Bryan did not take this very well. Just like last time things didn't go his way in a discord server, he sperged out to the shitposting by making threats about doxers from kiwi farms agents logging everything. That's right, kf users, in the heat of any given moment, Bryan thinks you'll step in to protect him from the bants.

Spoiler

Delusions of grandeur aside, Ruin did not take kindly to the threats, and permanently banned him from the server.

But What Can we Learn?

From community to community, Bryan repeats the same antics. He'll keep this up for as long as he continues to be alive and have internet access. Whether it's /pol/ (which he's the self-declared "king" of), GamerGate, the Alt-Right, and at present Kiwi Farms, he'll continue to inject himself into the center of everything acting like he's the coolest kid on the block. Even after being cucked by weev, pretending to have a wife, and hitting on the Hole. But that's okay, because the world needs wannabes.

Next post I'll release the full audio of the recording that was leaked to me. Look forward to part deux of Bryan vs his mortal enemy the Goat Boy "Theedran".

 

[KillYourself]

and hitting on the Hole. But that's okay, because the world needs wannabes.

FYI, he's still pulling this shit too...PUBLICLY ON THE FARMS!

@Eris we already saw your ass, just post tits and all is forgiven in the book of Farms

Does Brandon know we had sex yet or no?

so am I

Nah she just wants dick pics fam

 

[Done]

Predictably, Bryan did not take this very well. Just like last time things didn't go his way in a discord server, he sperged out to the shitposting by making threats about doxers from kiwi farms agents logging everything. That's right, kf users, in the heat of any given moment, Bryan thinks you'll step in to protect him from the bants.

Spoiler

Delusions of grandeur aside, Ruin did not take kindly to the threats, and permanently banned him from the server.

While this is very very funny, I am not completely informed about the Skeptics drama Bryan got himself into (recovering cow, my ass), and thus, I won't really judge things until he says his piece. But as someone put it in the server, the optics look really bad.

With that said, I have something to say about the quoted part: I'm honestly not surprised that he thinks KF is his personal army, I noticed that he's been tagging prominent people like Dynastia, AnOminous and Cricket in some of the most off-topic and roundabout ways, like dude is physically contorting to somehow drag his senpais into a thread, or make some low-effort shitpost reply to their posts so they notice him in any way possible:

Spoiler: Cringe Alert

God damn it I need editing powers back.

If @AnOminous or @Dynastia join us then they must be our guild recruiters and post out the best conversations they have with prospects to us all for our amusement.

Hey @Dynastia what do you call a legitimate doxxer who gets BTFO and deflects to the guy who paid him in gayboi bux?

I would have @AnOminous and @Dynastia join me in a coke and sex party if it meant Ana was there and ready to mingle

So basically @Dynastia got this guy swatted and his rival took the fall?

Nice

@Null real talk, Have you ever seen someone Quadrupal down on the autism and make shit so much worse?

just a collection of things hes done to make this worse
. Tells his fans to go to Kiwifarms
. Makes impossible statements like "The gf is gonna move in around 2018 and we love each other"
. Throws his mod under the bus
. Pushes the Tax meme hardcore
. Calls everyone exceptional and mocks KF users
. Repeatedly antagonizes @MysteryWoman with a "DO IT BITCH" mentality

This fucker better have a real GF move in asap, He has thrown out the shovel and grabbed a fucking crane to make the hole bigger

OPENLY DISCUSSING ON TRYING TO RUN A FIFA TINFOIL SATANIST 24 HR OPS ON KF TO TRICK @Null AND KF

PUT THE FUCKING GUN DOWN PHIL, TAKE IT OUT OF YOUR MOUTH WHAT IN THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING

Truly some of the saddest shit I've seen.

Also, Bryan has taken to giving very muted responses here because he knows that it will only bump this thread and give it attention (And to be fair, it IS a positive step), and it's succeeding, but you can still get some lolmilk in the other threads, namely any thread Vidar is involved in.

I swear those two see something of themselves in each other, which is a phenomenon that can only be seen in the most spectacular love affairs, or the deepest, most long-lasting grudges. That shit is forever yo.

 

[JB 236]

Not sure what to think tbh,
One moment I am trying to give Bryan the benefit of the doubt, be nice and not try to hound too hard in hopes that he will redeem himself.

And then shit like this is revealed. And he becomes one of my favourite cows again

 

[HG 400]

People tag me all the time to make low effort terrorist/abbo jokes or point my attention to a thread or threaten to rape me in real life or whatever. Bryan isn't even close to being the worst offender.

I don't see the problem here. Bryan's an amusing guy and I appreciate his unapologetic enthusiasm and willingness to just be himself and have fun on the internet no matter how many people laugh at him. You're the speds getting all mad because you want to turn this into a 'redemption story' or something instead of just accepting him as the autistic probably-BPD overexcitable weirdo he is and then either liking or disliking him based on that. I personally like him because I've always liked "big and brash" personalities on the KF, and I don't mind him tagging me if he feels like it.

 

[PrincessHomura]

People tag me all the time to make low effort terrorist/abbo jokes or point my attention to a thread or threaten to rape me in real life or whatever. Bryan isn't even close to being the worst offender.

I don't see the problem here. Bryan's an amusing guy and I appreciate his unapologetic enthusiasm and willingness to just be himself and have fun on the internet no matter how many people laugh at him. You're the speds getting all mad because you want to turn this into a 'redemption story' or something instead of just accepting him as the autistic probably-BPD overexcitable weirdo he is and then either liking or disliking him based on that. I personally like him because I've always liked "big and brash" personalities on the KF, and I don't mind him tagging me if he feels like it.

I think most people are more annoyed that HE'S trying to turn it into a redemption story all the time.

 

[HG 400]

I think most people are more annoyed that HE'S trying to turn it into a redemption story all the time.

Then they're projecting, because he's not.

 

[Adolf Von Merkel]

Then they're projecting, because he's not.

Maybe they are afraid to get "bullying in the internet" and hate the fact that KoP doesn't care about that.
Pd: KoP seems to be an ok guy except when they go full rage mode.

 

[HG 400]

Maybe they are afraid to get "bullying in the internet" and hate the fact that KoP doesn't care about that.
Pd: KoP seems to be an ok guy except when they go full rage mode.

He is a full-blown embarrassing retard when his emotions get the better of him, and I wouldn't be surprised if he had some kind of personality disorder that prevents him from controlling his fee-fees but that's honestly no big deal. If you can recognise when you spazzed out and be like 'oh dang I spazzed out, sorry' you can still be a rad person, even if you still can't help spazzing out from time to time. That's not even making shit into a redemption story, that's just how you gotta roll if you got big emotions that you can't always keep a tight handle on.

Problem is most people here are such absolute shameful cuckolds that they put immense value on 'fitting in' and 'acting like everyone else'. The majority of people here are absolutely just autistic fucking animals, who act like fucking dogs. Literal fucking dogs. They cautiously slink in with their hackles up when they first get here and try to quietly copy everyone else. They find a corner they can shit in and then they piss all over it with their worthlessness as if to say "I'm here, I'm here, hey everyone, this is where I piss!". They mindlessly lick each other's assholes when there's nothing else going on. They turn cur and belly up and piss all over themselves like whimpering bitches when they get yelled at, or maybe they snap back stupidly when Daddy Null gives them a smack and end up needing to be sent to the pound. But when they see that big blue 'verified' banner, oh boy, then they start yapping like mob-minded fucking piranhas because their blood's up and all a dog ever wants is to run something helpless down with the pack. It's fucking sad to see a whole pack of interchangable faggots hounding on somebody for being noticeable or different. It's just shitposting on the internet you can just be yourself and say whatever you like and if people don't like it who cares. Nobody should ever aspire to being the omega cuckold standing in the back ranks of an internet dogpile on an autism forum. That's fucking sad.

Anyways, that's why I like @FedoraManManMan. He might act like an autistic shit-flinging chimp sometimes, but at least he doesn't act like a dog.

 

[Done]

I think most people are more annoyed that HE'S trying to turn it into a redemption story all the time.

Mainly this. Whenever he's under fire, he constantly turns things around to how he is this poor recovering cow. When it's clearly a ploy to use the farms as a personal army and a threat to use against those who oppose whatever autistic shit he wants to do online.

We had a person who got their shit fucked up because they did the same thing (though I concede that Allen Jones tried to do this in a far more brazen and funny way).

A normal person would simply back the fuck off of drama in general when they get hit with the shit KoP got hit with (Vidar calling his work, people revealing whatever he got going on with his ex). He plays it like he doesn't care, because he knows that this is the expressed behavior of people who get prominent here. But when Vidar got involved again, he showed that he cared about that shit big time.

Nobody here cares whether he's reformed or not, we're simply holding his feet to the fire.

Maybe they are afraid to get "bullying in the internet" and hate the fact that KoP doesn't care about that.
Pd: KoP seems to be an ok guy except when they go full rage mode.

I don't think bullying is as much of a concern for the average KF regular, I am new here though so I may be wrong.

And I agree on the 2nd part, while adding in a further exception: When he's trying to investigate, or instigate drama, he's insufferable because he's so terrible at it.

Otherwise I'm ok with Bryan.